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(CNN)   CNN wants you to submit video questions for Meghan McCain. Jump on that, Farkers   (ireport.cnn.com) divider line 136
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2012-06-08 08:55:48 AM
I'll ask her inappropriate questions actually intended for her porn star lookalike, Alexis Texas.
 
2012-06-08 09:00:59 AM
"Hello Meghan. On my dual DVD/VHS unit, only the DVDs are playing. Videos run, but there's no picture. What do you recommend?"
 
2012-06-08 09:05:06 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: I'll ask her inappropriate questions actually intended for her porn star lookalike, Alexis Texas.


She doesn't look like her...of course, I haven't seen her from behind and from the waist down.


...Er...I mean, who is this "Alexis Texas" you speak of? I know nothing of adult film actresses!
 
2012-06-08 09:05:25 AM
"Hello, Meghan. How do I change the door lock code on my 2001 Ford Explorer?"
 
2012-06-08 09:05:57 AM
"Hello Meghan. Do you prefer McDonald's french fries over Wendy's? And how do you feel about peanut oil?"
 
2012-06-08 09:07:40 AM
"Hello Meghan. What kind of wood should I use when building a birdhouse?"
 
2012-06-08 09:09:29 AM
"Hello Alexis Texas. Your ass is spectacular. I want you to know this."
 
2012-06-08 09:09:32 AM
"Meghan, how do you feel about the silent 'H'? Do you feel it makes your name real fancy-like?"
 
2012-06-08 09:10:21 AM
"Meghan, does this milk smell bad to you? It's a couple days past the sell-by, but I think it's probably ok."
 
2012-06-08 09:12:42 AM
"Hello Meghan. When should I buy facebook stock?"
 
2012-06-08 09:14:07 AM
"Hello Meghan. Are they real?"
 
2012-06-08 09:15:31 AM
"Hello Meghan. When's a good time to refinance my home loan?"
 
2012-06-08 09:15:35 AM
"Meghan, should I spring for Preparation H, or is Equate brand butt cream just as good?"
 
2012-06-08 09:17:44 AM
Did you know "Will and Grace" would be such a success when you started making the episodes?
 
2012-06-08 09:18:59 AM
I fail to see how any of your questions have anything to do with video.
 
2012-06-08 09:19:21 AM
"Hi Meghan, I just wanted you to know I really love your potato chips, especially the Sour Cream & Onion!"
 
2012-06-08 09:23:31 AM

Diogenes: I fail to see how any of your questions have anything to do with video.


Oh, sorry.

"Hello Meghan, is the Blu-ray collection of the Star Wars saga worth it even though it includes the digitally altered version of the first trilogy?"
 
2012-06-08 09:23:43 AM
"Meghan, does this look infected to you?"
 
2012-06-08 09:24:28 AM
SOMEONE ASK HER IF SHE WILL DO A NUDE PICTORIAL FOR PLAYBOY

/Caps lock cruise control for the cool
 
2012-06-08 09:25:06 AM
"Meghan, when do you suppose the funds from that IPO Securities class-action suit will finally be distributed ?"
 
2012-06-08 09:27:12 AM
"hello meghan. can you please explain your theories on quantum entanglement?"
 
2012-06-08 09:29:27 AM
"Hello Meghan, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
 
2012-06-08 09:29:32 AM
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"Hel-LO, Megan!"
 
2012-06-08 09:35:24 AM
 
2012-06-08 09:50:33 AM
The firebrand daughter of U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John McCain is sitting down with iReport to talk about her new book, "America, You Sexy biatch: A Love Letter to Freedom."

everything about this sentence annoys me.
 
2012-06-08 09:56:30 AM
Yeah Meghan, I was just wonderin' how much to slap dem titties?
 
2012-06-08 09:57:56 AM
"Hello Meghan, how YOU doin'?"
 
2012-06-08 10:01:29 AM

thomps: The firebrand daughter of U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John McCain is sitting down with iReport to talk about her new book, "America, You Sexy biatch: A Love Letter to Freedom."

everything about this sentence annoys me.


You actually read TFA?

[hahaguy.jpg]
 
2012-06-08 10:05:43 AM
dear meghan, why is deltapunch always such a jerk, and also if i dunked my cock in gate's bbq sauce, would you promise to fight your natural urge to bite and just lick it off gently?
 
2012-06-08 10:13:33 AM
"Meghan, it's your call: Mary Anne Huntsman, Ayla Brown, or both? And how much olive oil should we bring?"
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 10:14:38 AM
Hello Meghan, if you were to use Mintos and soda in an enema, do you think you would be able to fly? Follow up question, have you tried this before yourself?
 
2012-06-08 10:22:40 AM

thomps: if i dunked my cock in gate's bbq sauce


www.parade.com

;)
 
2012-06-08 11:47:54 AM
"Hello, Meghan. Come on. Let me touch them, just once.

I know that's not a question. Now come on. Just once."
 
2012-06-08 12:11:45 PM
"Hi Meghan, are you still fat?"
 
2012-06-08 12:13:41 PM
Is your.. mother a ho, does she doggie style to and fro

And is she half the idiot that you are.
 
2012-06-08 12:13:47 PM
Meghan,

What's your reaction to Weedlord Bonerhitler's strong denunciation of Obamacare?
 
2012-06-08 12:14:19 PM
Hiya Megs...do you prefer water-based, or silicone-based lube? With, or without lidocaine?
 
2012-06-08 12:14:21 PM
"Why are you still here?"
 
2012-06-08 12:14:25 PM
Hi Meghan - Have you ever had a facial? Did Dad watch?

/am I limited to one question?
 
2012-06-08 12:14:47 PM
Miss McCain -- Meghan -- were you aware that your provocative bed photo with a laptop in front of you, bottle of beer in hand could be so easily photoshopped into a very suggestive alternate universe?

/yes
//no
 
2012-06-08 12:14:49 PM
"Meghan, you got what i need, but you say he's just a friend, yea you say he's just a friend"
 
2012-06-08 12:15:25 PM
Hi Meghan. Where are the jobs? Where are they? Also what is your favorite ice cream flavor.
 
2012-06-08 12:15:36 PM
Meghan, do you like movies about gladiators?
 
2012-06-08 12:15:57 PM
Hey Meghan, would you like to see my impression of a motoboat?

BBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBWA!
 
2012-06-08 12:17:09 PM
"What do you see at night, when the demons come?"
 
2012-06-08 12:17:21 PM
"Meghan, have you called Jenny yet?"
 
2012-06-08 12:18:58 PM
ah, another thread for fark's chubby chasers to break out the sharp knees pic and white knight a fat chick
 
2012-06-08 12:19:47 PM

moothemagiccow: ah, another thread for fark's chubby chasers to break out the sharp knees pic and white knight a fat chick


Shes not fat, shes festively plump
 
2012-06-08 12:23:34 PM
What, what - in the butt?
 
2012-06-08 12:24:51 PM

UberDave: Rev. Skarekroe: I'll ask her inappropriate questions actually intended for her porn star lookalike, Alexis Texas.

She doesn't look like her...of course, I haven't seen her from behind and from the waist down.


...Er...I mean, who is this "Alexis Texas" you speak of? I know nothing of adult film actresses!


Now there will be sickos at work bookmarking the thread to go search for "Alexis Texas" tonight on xnxx or wherever they get their porn. (open to suggestions)

They will probably look into this lube with lidocane fappomatic mentions also.
 
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