ZOMG bath salts! BRRAAAAAAAAAINS

What did she score in the BJ round?

/ does she still have those gems on her giblets?

BIKINI BUTT PHOTOS, STAT

I guess I'm the only heterosexual guy on the planet that doesn't find her the least bit attractive. Ehh...oh well. To each their own.

So is her usual makeup bleaching her face or does it have a SPF preventing tanning?

AgtSmithReloaded: I guess I'm the only heterosexual guy on the planet that doesn't find her the least bit attractive. Ehh...oh well. To each their own.

I actually know gay men that have adamantly stated that they would hit that. I don't know... you might need to go see some kind of specialist

However, this is Fark and I am sure there will be other guys pretending that they wouldn't give her the time of day if that makes you feel better.

Hit it, I would.

Was bored earlier this week, caught myself watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer".

Man. I seeded quite a few Knuckle Babies to that back in the day.

DrippinBalls: What did she score in the BJ round?

/ does she still have those gems on her giblets?

yeah she was on Conan the other night & wouldn't shut up about it.
Wouldn't surprise me if she owns the company that makes that shiat.

AgtSmithReloaded: I guess I'm the only heterosexual guy on the planet that doesn't find her the least bit attractive. Ehh...oh well. To each their own.

She gets s big ' meh' from me.

Yes, she's human, female, of legal age, living, and not hideous in face or mass, so if given the chance I would likely hit it.

But in the real world, all I can do is look at a picture, and there's about half a billion other women I'd rather see a picture of.

Looks like she turned the make-up all the way up to 11 in this pic.

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Looks like she turned the make-up all the way up to 11 in this pic.

That's what evening makeup looks like when it's not evening yet.

Mind of the North Star: AgtSmithReloaded: I guess I'm the only heterosexual guy on the planet that doesn't find her the least bit attractive. Ehh...oh well. To each their own.

I actually know gay men that have adamantly stated that they would hit that. I don't know... you might need to go see some kind of specialist

However, this is Fark and I am sure there will be other guys pretending that they wouldn't give her the time of day if that makes you feel better.

Well...there's no accounting for taste these days.

But hey...don't stop believin'.

I should have gone after her in highschool... But I wasn't in choir.

...Oh baby don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me...
no more...

7 days a week, twice on Saturday, and I'd take her to church on Sunday to beg forgiveness for all of it - then we'd do it all over again.

Nana's Vibrator: amindtat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x853]

Looks like she turned the make-up all the way up to 11 in this pic.

I think that's a photo from the remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller video

That was the outfit she wore on Conan the other night, so I'm guessing the make-up was for the show.


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Heh. I was thinking the same exact thing.

Maybe these guys had the right idea.

In before some asshole posts "that picture", but I'll be back to call them out when they do.

Your Average Witty Fark User

I read that as

In before someone posts that asshole picture, but I'll be back to call them out when they do.

and



Mmm. Thick thighs make me hungray!

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Finally!

AgtSmithReloaded: I guess I'm the only heterosexual guy on the planet that doesn't find her the least bit attractive. Ehh...oh well. To each their own.

that's because you aren't heterosexual. the word you are looking for to describe yourself is homosexual.

Snatch Bandergrip: Your Average Witty Fark User

I read that as

In before someone posts that asshole picture, but I'll be back to call them out when they do.

and

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 640x960]

Mmm. Thick thighs make me hungray!

Congratulations, asshole. No JLH thread is complete without this picture.

As a woman I am always interested in which women men find attractive. Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and the like I can understand the appeal of. But when it comes to JLH, all I can see is a woman who looks pretty damn ordinary. Since none of you are going to ever be in with a chance with any of these celebs, and all you are going to be able to do is fantasise about someone, why not aim a little higher and at least pick someone who is outstanding as opposed to just average? It is not as if you get charged more for using a better quality woman in your imagination.

Nidiot: As a woman I am always interested in which women men find attractive. Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and the like I can understand the appeal of. But when it comes to JLH, all I can see is a woman who looks pretty damn ordinary. Since none of you are going to ever be in with a chance with any of these celebs, and all you are going to be able to do is fantasise about someone, why not aim a little higher and at least pick someone who is outstanding as opposed to just average? It is not as if you get charged more for using a better quality woman in your imagination.

Pretty much my opinion as well. I've seen many women around town who have more "something" than JLH. She's pretty, but eh.

PumpkinCake: Nidiot: As a woman I am always interested in which women men find attractive. Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and the like I can understand the appeal of. But when it comes to JLH, all I can see is a woman who looks pretty damn ordinary. Since none of you are going to ever be in with a chance with any of these celebs, and all you are going to be able to do is fantasise about someone, why not aim a little higher and at least pick someone who is outstanding as opposed to just average? It is not as if you get charged more for using a better quality woman in your imagination.

Pretty much my opinion as well. I've seen many women around town who have more "something" than JLH. She's pretty, but eh.

That's exactly why I find her so desirable. She's the regular girl next door and the movie star on a pedestal all at once. She also seems to be an emotional basket-case, and I do love me some crazy on a chick...so there's that.

Bright green? Red? Dude, you're colour blind.

PumpkinCake: Nidiot: As a woman I am always interested in which women men find attractive. Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and the like I can understand the appeal of. But when it comes to JLH, all I can see is a woman who looks pretty damn ordinary. Since none of you are going to ever be in with a chance with any of these celebs, and all you are going to be able to do is fantasise about someone, why not aim a little higher and at least pick someone who is outstanding as opposed to just average? It is not as if you get charged more for using a better quality woman in your imagination.

Pretty much my opinion as well. I've seen many women around town who have more "something" than JLH. She's pretty, but eh.

Every time I read an opinion like this I assume that the person expressing it is uglier than the person they're referring to (JLH in this case) and they are, subconsciously at least, aware of it. You find her to be average and then get indignant when guys you know would rather fantasize about her than you.

First off, JLH is not average looking. She may not be a nymph (read: so hot you'll go blind by looking at her), but she's definitely better than average. So, yeah, she's on the low end of Hollywood hot, maybe a five or six, but she's still hotter than most of the women I interact with on a daily basis. On a daily interaction scale, I would say she rates an easy eight.

Second, you're probably ugly. [Disclosure: I'm ugly as sin. Actually, when Sin needs to illustrate that something is particularly ugly, it points at me. I'm also fat; this adds to my ugly.] That's probably why we are fantasizing about JLH and not you. Because, no matter how average JLH may be, she's hotter than you.

Please note: I am always willing to update my opinions on ladies. If you feel the need to change my opinion on how hideous you are, please, feel free to. EIP.

What did I just read?