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2012-06-08 09:02:56 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a warm welcome to Amanita phalloides!

He just wants to love your liver. Why won't you let him love it?
 
2012-06-08 09:28:10 AM
Not enough things down there trying to kill you, you people have to go poisoning yourselves?
 
2012-06-08 09:50:33 AM
What a female mushroom eater could look like:

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2012-06-08 09:51:12 AM
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2012-06-08 09:51:50 AM
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2012-06-08 09:52:25 AM
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2012-06-08 09:53:00 AM
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2012-06-08 10:09:16 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 600x984]


I'd let her unclog my pipe
 
2012-06-08 10:11:02 AM
Also, regarding the genius FTFA
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2012-06-08 10:21:19 AM
Any of those lasses can deep throat my mushroom.
 
2012-06-08 10:21:22 AM
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2012-06-08 01:03:59 PM
Thank You Mario! But Our Princess Is In Another Coffin!
 
2012-06-08 01:56:44 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 600x984]

I'd let her unclog my pipe



I'd snake her toilet.
 
2012-06-08 02:00:01 PM
Austin Hospital emergency department director Dr Fergus Kerr said that the woman, of Chinese background, ate a meal on the weekend that contained mushrooms picked in a park in Box Hill.

Turns out, Box Hill was her pet name for her girlfriends lady parts.
 
2012-06-08 02:08:31 PM
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2012-06-08 02:09:21 PM
Does anyone know where I can get that Mario outfit? I really need one.
 
2012-06-08 02:10:32 PM
So, Death Cap Mushrooms are NOT safe to eat?
 
2012-06-08 02:10:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a female mushroom eater could look like:

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DUCK!
 
2012-06-08 02:12:23 PM
Death Caps are no joke. It's on a short list of things doctors can do NOTHING about after ingestion. If it's caught in minutes, a stomach pump may remove enough of the material to let you survive the worst case of Montezuma's revenge you have ever experienced... Once it's pas the stomach though, you're probably going to die; even in a hospital. No anti-dote, dialysis, purge, or steroid can counteract it.
 
2012-06-08 02:14:33 PM

LoneVVolf: Death Caps are no joke. It's on a short list of things doctors can do NOTHING about after ingestion. If it's caught in minutes, a stomach pump may remove enough of the material to let you survive the worst case of Montezuma's revenge you have ever experienced... Once it's pas the stomach though, you're probably going to die; even in a hospital. No anti-dote, dialysis, purge, or steroid can counteract it.


I'm voting that as "Funny" for no good reason.
 
2012-06-08 02:18:15 PM

FarkinHostile: LoneVVolf: Death Caps are no joke. It's on a short list of things doctors can do NOTHING about after ingestion. If it's caught in minutes, a stomach pump may remove enough of the material to let you survive the worst case of Montezuma's revenge you have ever experienced... Once it's pas the stomach though, you're probably going to die; even in a hospital. No anti-dote, dialysis, purge, or steroid can counteract it.

I'm voting that as "Funny" for no good reason.


Maybe for using "anti-dote". It's the dotes that kill you!
 
2012-06-08 02:18:58 PM
CSB time:

In high school, my biology teacher gave extra credit points with no upper limit for each unique specimen of mushroom and toadstool we could collect over a weekend. Seeing a chance to exploit a loophole, I went into the deep woods near our home and gathered boxes of fungi examples and brought them in on Monday.

Teach was impressed with my collection and diversity, as I had triple the variety of the next closest snowflake. Then her mood quickly changed, as she found not one, but 2 different types of "Death Cap & Destroying Angel" mushrooms in my shoe box. She freaked a little, bagged and removed the box from the room. I had enough shrooms gathered that I was able to skip the final, and still pull an A. She did not repeat the exercise or extra credit mistake with other classes.
 
2012-06-08 02:33:12 PM
"Violent'' gastroenteritis, vomiting and diarrhea within the first 24 hours can progress to organ failure.

That's got to be one helluva way to go.
 
2012-06-08 02:39:23 PM
Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.
 
2012-06-08 02:44:38 PM

Tanthalas39: Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.


Why?
 
2012-06-08 02:45:34 PM

imprimere: Tanthalas39: Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.

Why?



Mushrooms prefer oral.
 
2012-06-08 02:46:10 PM

Tanthalas39: Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.


Why wouldn't a fungi tell a joke??
 
2012-06-08 02:52:31 PM

FarkinHostile: imprimere: Tanthalas39: Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.

Why?


Mushrooms prefer oral.


I gave it a stab upthread, but I guess it wasn't funny.

/and missing punctuation
//great googily moggily
 
2012-06-08 02:58:17 PM
I feel safe picking morels, but for any other type of shroom I won't trust it unless I get it from that guy named Mondo who hangs out next to the skate park.
 
2012-06-08 03:14:23 PM

Some mushrooms have the coolest names.


www.fcps.edu
Death Cap
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Destroying Angel
 
2012-06-08 03:19:04 PM

imprimere: Tanthalas39: Wrong sex for a proper fungi joke.

Why?


I mean a joke using the "fun guy / fungi" theme. As in, why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi.

But the victim here wasn't a guy. so, no joke.
 
2012-06-08 04:16:36 PM
Don't eat mushrooms in the wild. The vast majority will make you very ill, some will kill you, and only a very few are actually edible.
 
2012-06-08 05:56:41 PM

Yaxe: Don't eat mushrooms in the wild. The vast majority will make you very ill, some will kill you, and only a very few are actually edible.


THIS...I am sorry this woman died... but at age 50, she didn't know not to eat wild mushrooms??

//maybe if you're an expert on mushrooms, which this lady obviously wasn't.
 
2012-06-08 07:25:16 PM

rhondajeremy: Yaxe: Don't eat mushrooms in the wild. The vast majority will make you very ill, some will kill you, and only a very few are actually edible.

THIS...I am sorry this woman died... but at age 50, she didn't know not to eat wild mushrooms??

//maybe if you're an expert on mushrooms, which this lady obviously wasn't.


Fun fact about Australia: a lot of the toxicly deadly mushrooms look almost identical to mushrooms that are safe, healthy & tasty in Asia. Not going to poke fun at the victim on this one, it's a common mistake that costs a lot of lives.
 
2012-06-08 07:37:27 PM

tafka: rhondajeremy: Yaxe: Don't eat mushrooms in the wild. The vast majority will make you very ill, some will kill you, and only a very few are actually edible.

THIS...I am sorry this woman died... but at age 50, she didn't know not to eat wild mushrooms??

//maybe if you're an expert on mushrooms, which this lady obviously wasn't.

Fun fact about Australia: a lot of the toxicly deadly mushrooms look almost identical to mushrooms that are safe, healthy & tasty in Asia. Not going to poke fun at the victim on this one, it's a common mistake that costs a lot of lives.


I think that's kinda the point of them saying "don't go eating wild mushrooms".
 
2012-06-08 11:52:11 PM
Harry Dresden laughs at Death Caps and Destroying Angels.
 
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