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(BusinessWeek)   You can trust your car to the system with the star. Checking oil. Checking landing gear. Sweet , Jaws 17 is coming out. And the Cubs are playing Miami   (businessweek.com) divider line 22
    More: Cool, gas pumps, Renewable Fuels Association, biodiesel, California Energy Commission, U.S. Department of Energy, gas stations, Redwood City  
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2012-06-08 10:22:14 AM  
Will they have Pepsi Perfect?
 
2012-06-08 10:52:23 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?


I can practically guarantee it
 
2012-06-08 10:59:39 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?


I'll have a Tab.
 
2012-06-08 11:00:29 AM  

pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.


Can't give you a tab unless you order something.
 
2012-06-08 11:06:38 AM  
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It has what cars crave?
 
2012-06-08 11:08:24 AM  
Well Nike Mags came out last year. But they look incredibly stupid. I want my self-drying jacket.
 
2012-06-08 11:16:19 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.


The give me a Pepsi Free.
 
2012-06-08 11:28:06 AM  
It will be torn down in a year by forces beyond our control.....
 
2012-06-08 11:33:51 AM  
The Gas Station of the Future Just Opened

Last month, the chief executive officer of Propel Fuels opened the country's first station where drivers can pump gasoline, ethanol, and biodiesel, cyclists can get tune-ups, and commuters can find public transit schedules.


When I was a kid, I thought the future held space colonies, moon bases, and monorails. Turns out the future is much more boring.
 
2012-06-08 11:37:16 AM  

pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.


Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!
 
2012-06-08 11:45:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Gas Station of the Future Just Opened

Last month, the chief executive officer of Propel Fuels opened the country's first station where drivers can pump gasoline, ethanol, and biodiesel, cyclists can get tune-ups, and commuters can find public transit schedules.

When I was a kid, I thought the future held space colonies, moon bases, and monorails. Turns out the future is much more boring.


the future will be more boring then the sci fi novels, yet probably more exciting then most folks expect

it's less jumps and moe steady changes
 
2012-06-08 11:54:22 AM  

CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!


Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.
 
2012-06-08 12:04:14 PM  

StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.


Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?
 
2012-06-08 12:07:10 PM  

pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?


Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.
 
2012-06-08 12:30:21 PM  

StrangeQ: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?

Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.


That's John F. Kennedy Dr.....
 
2012-06-08 12:43:49 PM  

pgh9fan: StrangeQ: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?

Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.

That's John F. Kennedy Dr.....


Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?
 
2012-06-08 12:48:14 PM  

CaptainWes: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?

Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.

That's John F. Kennedy Dr.....

Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?



The 35th President of the United States -- but that's not important, right now.
 
2012-06-08 01:08:18 PM  

noazark: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?

Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.

That's John F. Kennedy Dr.....

Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?


The 35th President of the United States -- but that's not important, right now.


You're mixing your movies altogether.
 
2012-06-08 02:17:08 PM  
This is a stunning headline.

I didn't know that Miami had a baseball team.
 
2012-06-08 02:59:03 PM  
I still trust Goldie Wilson, Mayor, Hover conversions, whatever!
 
2012-06-08 03:33:54 PM  

CaptainWes: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: pgh9fan: StrangeQ: CaptainWes: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: pgh9fan: FirstNationalBastard: Will they have Pepsi Perfect?

I'll have a Tab.

Can't give you a tab unless you order something.

The give me a Pepsi Free.

Hey, you want a Pepsi, you gotta pay for it!

Look, just give me something without any high fructose corn syrup.

Hey, you know where Riverside Dr. is?

Yeah, it's down off Beale Street.

That's John F. Kennedy Dr.....

Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?


I gotta go....
 
2012-06-09 12:03:32 PM  
Just 3 more years till we find out if life imitates art...
 
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