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(Courier Mail)   Meet the 15-year-old who will represent Aussie teens at the international Miss Teenager Pageant. Since when did 15-year-olds look like this?   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 252
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2012-06-08 06:08:35 AM  
15? Crap. More like 22.
 
2012-06-08 07:25:20 AM  
Might as well be the dick and get this out of the way....


LIKE THE ANGRY FIST OF GOD
 
2012-06-08 07:48:41 AM  
Sigh...I suppose I'll just go ahead and have a seat over there.
 
2012-06-08 08:42:00 AM  

Barfmaker: Sigh...I suppose I'll just go ahead and have a seat over there.


I will join you
 
2012-06-08 08:49:01 AM  
I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.
 
2012-06-08 09:12:20 AM  

cman: I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.


Plus the fact that she's hot helps.
 
2012-06-08 09:20:44 AM  
They must have gotten her from the same place they got those "12 year old" players in the Little League World Series a few years ago.
 
2012-06-08 09:26:23 AM  
Your "she looked over 18" story may hold up in court in this case.

DAMN!
 
2012-06-08 09:34:05 AM  
I'd snap her hymen if you know what I mean...and I think you do.
 
2012-06-08 09:50:51 AM  

jchic: cman: I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.

Plus the fact that she's hot helps.


/Approves while sitting over there with an angry fist
 
2012-06-08 09:58:17 AM  
as long as she doesn't talk about One Direction or Justin Bieber after...
 
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2012-06-08 10:02:33 AM  

Titor's Time Machine: I'd snap her hymen if you know what I mean...and I think you do.


Is that a metaphor for something?
 
2012-06-08 10:10:01 AM  

cman: I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.


Let me just say this about that:

My son is a junior in high school. While he wants to go to college for microbiology, he is active in the chorus and drama clubs. When I asked him about his interest in this once he replied "Dad, have you not noticed the girls that are in those clubs?" I shook my head but inside I was saying "Yes, my son. I have noticed. How could I help not notice? Do you think your father is somehow brain dead in his advanced age? Did I not open our home for the cast party so that you might have many of those girls over to enjoy our hot tub?"
 
2012-06-08 10:27:36 AM  
As stated above, the issue is many girls at 14-16 (and even younger now adays) have their bodies developed enough to look like any standard 18-24 year old woman. So, yes, they are 14-16, and you shouldn't go date them Mr. High School teacher, but, don't expect guys to gaze away at the beach either.

Then get professional makeup and hairstylists on them, and they'll really look 22.
 
2012-06-08 11:09:59 AM  
Girls who look 22 at 15 will look 34 at 20 and 46 at 31. By the time they're 35 they'll look 57 and on their 40th they'll look 63. It's unfortunate but true.

dletter: Then get professional makeup and hairstylists on them, and they'll really look 22.


Airbrushing also helps.
 
2012-06-08 11:24:42 AM  
She looks like one of Heff's plastic "girlfriends".
 
2012-06-08 11:32:25 AM  
[icanfaptothis.jpg]
 
2012-06-08 11:32:59 AM  
Ephebophilia thread!!!!

Yay!
 
2012-06-08 11:34:08 AM  
Need moar seats over there.
 
2012-06-08 11:34:17 AM  
I see Australian beauty contestants have the same problems with math that Dominican shortstops do.
 
2012-06-08 11:34:22 AM  
Pregnant, barefoot, trailer-park by 20.
 
2012-06-08 11:34:34 AM  
She already looks a bit used up.
 
2012-06-08 11:34:40 AM  

dennysgod: Your "she looked over 18" story may hold up in court in this case.

DAMN!


16 is legal in the land down under.
 
2012-06-08 11:35:26 AM  
I'm already firmly sitting in a seat over there.

/Firmly.
 
2012-06-08 11:35:28 AM  
6/8/2012

The day I turned into a pedo. Awesome.
 
2012-06-08 11:35:50 AM  
And there's tons of estrogen mimicking chemicals in our modern environment.
 
2012-06-08 11:36:40 AM  
Poor girl, she looks motherless
 
2012-06-08 11:36:44 AM  

cman: We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old



That difference in life expectancy is mostly due to reduced rates of infant mortality. If you survived your first year and then even managed to live through your pre-teens, your chance of reaching 78 was just about as high as it is today. People didn't just die of old age when they turned 40.

Not sure what thus has got to do with the thread though.
 
2012-06-08 11:36:54 AM  
(has a seat over there)

Yeah.
 
2012-06-08 11:37:17 AM  
I'd hit it like a Chinese ship hitting the Great Barrier Reef.

\there's standing room only over there now
 
2012-06-08 11:37:59 AM  
Could some of y'all make a little space? I apparently need to have a seat over there.
 
2012-06-08 11:38:12 AM  
She'll look 70 by her 21st birthday.
 
2012-06-08 11:38:44 AM  
You guys can go have seats, I'm going to go talk to her!
 
2012-06-08 11:39:26 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Girls who look 22 at 15 will look 34 at 20 and 46 at 31. By the time they're 35 they'll look 57 and on their 40th they'll look 63. It's unfortunate but true.


True. But as long as the grocery store keeps getting new produce, I don't care how long the old stuff lasts.
 
2012-06-08 11:39:41 AM  
The bodies really haven't changed much in 50 years, but, boy, have the faces gotten old.
 
2012-06-08 11:39:54 AM  
Chris Hanson is gonna need a fleet of buses.
 
2012-06-08 11:40:18 AM  

cman: I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.


Try and explain this to anyone in real life, and no matter how right or logical the argument is, you sound like a pedo.
 
2012-06-08 11:40:26 AM  
It comes from living in the Alps.
 
2012-06-08 11:40:53 AM  
Please, I live in NNJ across the street from a JR high. Every morning, when walking the dog I say something to the effect of "there is no way that chick is in 8th grade" (thats the oldest grade there; God forbid these girls are in 7th or 6th.)

Dozens and dozens. White, black, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese and Indian. It's all terribly confusing.

/make my pee-pee go...
 
2012-06-08 11:41:18 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: .

Did I not open our home for the cast party so that you might have many of those girls over to enjoy our hot tub?"


And yet you did not post a link here for the pics.
 
2012-06-08 11:41:27 AM  

ManateeGag: Barfmaker: Sigh...I suppose I'll just go ahead and have a seat over there.

I will join you


Are we all just sitting here with out pants down?
/Fap Fap
 
2012-06-08 11:41:38 AM  

ANTENNANAUT: She'll look 70 by her 21st birthday.


Then we better get to work NOW
 
2012-06-08 11:41:47 AM  
it has everything to do with the growth hormones they put in our livestock.

/adjusts tinfoil hat.
//I'll be having a seat over there as well.
 
2012-06-08 11:41:47 AM  
Um, pretty sure this entire thread is going to have to have a seat over there.
 
2012-06-08 11:41:56 AM  

Dirtybird971: Please, I live in NNJ across the street from a JR high. Every morning, when walking the dog I say something to the effect of "there is no way that chick is in 8th grade" (thats the oldest grade there; God forbid these girls are in 7th or 6th.)

Dozens and dozens. White, black, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese and Indian. It's all terribly confusing.

/make my pee-pee go...


Yeah, I want to change seats...
 
2012-06-08 11:42:25 AM  
Obligatory jailbate picture in 5, 4, 3, 2, ....
 
2012-06-08 11:42:38 AM  
Holy fark, if that's the daughter, I can only imagine how hot her mom must be.

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-06-08 11:42:46 AM  
God, she's so fat.
 
2012-06-08 11:43:27 AM  
Whar birth certifict? Whar?
 
2012-06-08 11:43:39 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: cman: I'm gonna be even more of a dick and bring this up

Men are attracted to young fertile women. No, I'm not speaking about an 8 year old girl. It is within our genes to be attracted to these teenagers.

But, at the same time, I do understand the flip side of the argument.

We evolved on a very dangerous planet. Life expectancy in 50 BC, IIRC, was 40 years old. Back then, we would have children young and often as it ensured that our genes would be passed on and not die out.

However, within the last 500 years or so, we have had an explosion in discovery. Life expectancy is 78 years old. Women no longer die in large numbers during child birth. So, with that in hand, many want 15 year old teenagers to have more time to grow and learn.

However, human's do not evolve that quickly, hence why we are still attracted to these young teenagers.

Let me just say this about that:

My son is a junior in high school. While he wants to go to college for microbiology, he is active in the chorus and drama clubs. When I asked him about his interest in this once he replied "Dad, have you not noticed the girls that are in those clubs?" I shook my head but inside I was saying "Yes, my son. I have noticed. How could I help not notice? Do you think your father is somehow brain dead in his advanced age? Did I not open our home for the cast party so that you might have many of those girls over to enjoy our hot tub?"


chorus and drama, NTTIAWWT
 
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