Thermos: I think that was just a clarification

you know why michael jackson likes little boys?

their little hands make his "unit" look so much bigger!

ok kill me now.

Huh. I guess it was just me then.

thermos, i was responding to a question on why it's always LITTLE BOYS, never little girls.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Jeebus!!
Lucas announced yesterday that ''Clones'' will open May 16, 2002, getting a solid, six- to eight-day jump on whatever blockbusters open Memorial Day weekend.

That's my farking birthday!! w00t!!!

Besides, he's much more entertaining to pick on than those kids who dress all in black at school.

Finiamh- Sorry you like the no talent pedophilic space alien that is Jacko-if or when you have children, would you let "the ivory freak" babysit them?

Orgy,
sorry, saw that... i took your comment out of context

yeah yeah, whatever. I give a rats ass who he screwed, or who people THINK he screwed. Hes got a lot more talent than anyone the record companies are pumping down your throats these days. sheesh

Is this even legal?

And what kind of parent would let their young son be in the film. Will Jacko have a casting couch in his office?

Finiamh, I am not a fan of today's top 40 either, but come on... talent? michael jackson?
one of these things is not like the other ... one of these things just doesn't belong...

"The Motion Picture Association of America has determined this film to be rated "NASCIHSAOAASTMEEE"

"Not A Snowball's Chance In Hell Should Anyone Of Any Age See This Movie Ever, Ever, Ever"

This rating declares that the Rating Board believes that this is a film that most parents or sane people in general will consider patently too "Jacko" for people between the ages of 0 and 1000. No children will be admitted. No adults will be admitted. This rating does not only mean "obscene or pornographic" in the oft-accepted or legal meaning of those words. The reasons for the application of this rating is not only the inclusion of violence or sex or aberrational behavior or drug abuse, Rather the addition of what we in the "business" call: the "Jacko" factor. Please run home now, hide under a blanket and pretend you never, EEEEEEEEVER heard of this movie.

Arbi: I wouldn't let you babysit my children, does that make you a pedophile?

finiamh... maybe you should send you kids overthere and see if you give a rat's ass if he screws them.

I think it's a great idea that he makes this movie... hell he should make a few. maybe this way, he'll go broke (cause NO ONE is going to let their kids watch it) and the beatles can buy their songs back.

Is it true that he still wears one glove and
the catchers shin guards?
And if so, then what the hell is that all about?

The man is a washed up,no talent,pedophilic freak monster,whose songs all revolve around a sissy way of saying "Whoo!".Face it.
-K2

I thought "Thriller" was a suck fest.
Was it just me?
Am I a freak?

Stinkbug: "Thriller" was a suck fest, but you are still a freak

Thriller was a suckfest.
Jackos "music" is a suckfest.
Jackos "image" is a suckfest.
anything involving jacko is a suckfest.
especially the kiddie parties afterdark. for him that is.

I think the parents who let their kids hang out with elephant man are the one's who really don't give a rat's ass about the state of their children's bungholes.. They are probably hoping he'll be caught red handed, then offer them a huge out of court settlement.. Some people just don't have any regard for the sacred, exit only arsehole. If I had kids they'd never be in a situation where that kind of behaviour is possible.. well, maybe school - but no church.

Off The Wall was his crowning acheivement... and my favorite album


'girl... close your eyes... let the music get into you... don't try to hide it there ain't nothin' that you can do...'


that was very very groovy at the time!

Wow Dudemac, just what we wanted! Thanks for the crappy porn fiction! Hope ya gets lots of hits, ya ass...

Malinois: OhmygodIcantstoplaughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dudemac is posting that everywhere too.. what the hell is it, some kind of ad bot?

but, at least it is pertinent to the conversation....

Nah, just pr0n.

BTW, if you link that stuff, at least put a NSFW tag on it. I doubt everyone's looking at it, just cleaning their caches out.

I caught this concert of his on a TV at a bar last night, and I think he was sitting next to Macauley Culkin....

ewwwww

Thanks Caboozy ;) I know I'm not the only one it pisses off...

Nez - What bar is showing his concert on their tv???

cough gaybar cough

Sinkbug: HA! I rest my case

Jacko is on his backo

Michael was good about 15 years ago, but his music sorta stalled. Same thing, all the time. At least his sister evolved musically.

his sister evolved? LaToya?
or do you mean Janet, who is trying to sound like everyone else out there now?

Janet, LaToya -- Who Jacko is trying to look like now??

Oh, you're just gay-bashing. Well, that's cool.

Probably he couldn't handle the pressures of fame.

Michael and I both love animals and the reason why he likes kids ...(omited *1) is
because he trusts them. They look at him like just a fun person.... (omited *2) I've seen
how he is with kids and it's totally innocent, from what I've seen. (omited *3)

Omited *1 - aside from their soft, supple skin and tender bodies,
Omited *2 - a naked nymph, full of joy and hugs.
Omited *3 - He took them into another room where I couldn't see what was happening.

"Thriller" was sheep chow.

Damn dirty ape...

shouldnt that TV guide have come out for Halloween?
damn that scared me!

Jacko directing a children's film..... all I can imagine is a film that would be like a cross between "Boogy Nights" and "The Wonder Years".

WAY TO DISTURBING...!

Fark on,
Blaze

Am I the only one that thinks Alicia Keys is already becoming annoying. If she sticks around as long as Whittney or Mariah I'm gonna have to kill her.

BTW, I wonder if MJ has a hard time getting those blood stains out of his clown suit?

is it me or is he ITALIAN now? hmmmm

if that's possible i would like to be apache. yes that would be cool and i could wear a headdress and maybe smoke a pipe.

Michael Jackson is now undergoing soul replacement surgery...

Try again...

please take that off my monitor i'm eating!

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! THE HORROR!! NOOOOOOOO get it away!