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(Gawker)   The GOP's plan to print out personalized internet petitions to repeal Obamacare and livestream the printing runs into a small snag when the internet gets involved   (gawker.com) divider line 229
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2012-06-07 09:05:21 PM  
Okay...that's damn funny.
 
2012-06-07 09:08:33 PM  
No livestream though. They must have caught on.
 
2012-06-07 09:10:34 PM  
[maximumtrolling.jpg]
 
2012-06-07 09:13:56 PM  
I love the comedic progression:

Ass Boner69

The Ass Stooge

Like 20 more boners

I really lost it on that last one.... genius.
 
2012-06-07 09:26:52 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler? Really Internet?
 
2012-06-07 09:49:57 PM  

GAT_00: Weedlord Bonerhitler?


Checked the Fark userlist for one and got the following response:

No such user 'Weedlord Bonerhitler'. Tastes like chicken.

I wonder how long it take for someone to register that name.
 
2012-06-07 09:54:23 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler? I think I've found my new alt name.
 
2012-06-07 10:01:59 PM  
Leave it to the republicans to be completely clueless as to the nature of the net.
 
2012-06-07 10:11:30 PM  
Nothing will ever top that snow day in North Carolina a few years ago when anyone could email that TV station with closings.
 
2012-06-07 10:14:15 PM  
This should have been a img1.fark.net on Fark beforehand.


/Mittler Rmoney
//stolen
 
2012-06-07 10:15:52 PM  
I'm still laughing. Thanks,Repubs!
 
2012-06-07 10:18:27 PM  
Walter Donovan, wasn't that the American Nazi in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
 
2012-06-07 10:19:33 PM  
'Breitbart's Corpse' FTW!
 
2012-06-07 10:19:55 PM  
LOL @ Harry Smith
 
2012-06-07 10:22:51 PM  

Mugato: Walter Donovan, wasn't that the American Nazi in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?


Correct!
 
2012-06-07 10:39:41 PM  
Piss Children made pee come out.
 
2012-06-07 10:40:09 PM  

GAT_00: Weedlord Bonerhitler? Really Internet?


I don't know, man. I laughed really hard at that one.
 
2012-06-07 10:55:45 PM  
God, I love the Internet.

BLAST HARDCHEESE
 
2012-06-07 11:09:54 PM  
Breitbart's corpse apparently signed.
 
2012-06-07 11:18:24 PM  
i love that the guy started with "weed hitler" but wasn't satisfied. he knew he could go further and went back into the lab. always strive for perfection, internet trolls. always.
 
2012-06-07 11:29:29 PM  
Beautiful, just beautiful.
 
2012-06-07 11:35:02 PM  
Talk about not understanding what you're dealing with...
 
2012-06-07 11:35:45 PM  

Shostie: GAT_00: Weedlord Bonerhitler? Really Internet?

I don't know, man. I laughed really hard at that one.


Me too. I guess I'm still 12, mentally.
 
2012-06-07 11:36:01 PM  

coco ebert: Beautiful, just beautiful.

 
2012-06-08 12:03:19 AM  
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2012-06-08 12:04:10 AM  

Gwendolyn: Shostie: GAT_00: Weedlord Bonerhitler? Really Internet?

I don't know, man. I laughed really hard at that one.

Me too. I guess I'm still 12, mentally.


12? Well aren't you just Ms Super-Mature!

/10 :D
 
2012-06-08 12:09:15 AM  
Tomorrow on "Hannity": WHY ISN'T OBAAAAMMMMAAAA ACKNOWLEDGING THAT REAL 'MURICANS LIKE PISSDUDE MALONE DO NOT WANT - WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
 
2012-06-08 12:15:13 AM  
Republicans to Internet:

tvmedia.ign.com

"You little S.O.B.s! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove sausages down your throats and stick starving dogs up your butts!"
 
2012-06-08 12:18:22 AM  
I love this story so much...I wish to have sex with it and have a bunch of little stories just like it.
 
2012-06-08 12:19:37 AM  
Of course, I must say, The Colbert Super PAC has better donors (^) (starts around 2:00). :D
 
2012-06-08 12:20:06 AM  
lolin' @ Piss Children.

These are like the names I call my dog because I'm fairly certain she cannot comprehend the English language.
 
2012-06-08 12:21:01 AM  
Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.
 
2012-06-08 12:21:57 AM  
Is there a bigger collection of the names?

There's got to be a dozen or more new Fark logins in there
 
2012-06-08 12:23:17 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


like 20 more dicks.
 
2012-06-08 12:26:52 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


If I were sober enough right now I would be taking a screen grab of your post and Photoshopping crude penises on it and re-posting it.

But I'm not so just consider that I did that so I don't go and hurt myself.
 
2012-06-08 12:28:30 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked.


Conservatives attempting to equivocate between liberals participating in mockery (itself a form of free speech) when an open invitation to speak one's mind was extended as trying to "shut down speech", an appeal to the first amendment and the ban against the government suppressing any person or group's speech? Color me shocked.

MyRandomName: Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


By this I presume you're happily excluding your attempt to do the exact same thing via shaming tactics against liberal speech to roundly mock what was rightly called an 'Empty Gesture' by one petition signer (who, in so signing, displayed how empty the gesture was, it's worth noting). Yes, that's a thing, isn't it? The way you believe your own stated internal morality in no way applies to you? Mote, beam, thine own eye, etc.
 
2012-06-08 12:28:37 AM  
That was hilarious. I added a few names even though you can't see them print. I assume it's filling up some database and they hope to email me offers to donate.
 
2012-06-08 12:28:43 AM  
TIMEHITLER IN
BONERLORD THIS
UP BIATCH 69
 
2012-06-08 12:30:09 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


Lulz have no party affiliation. They are not right nor left, they just are.
 
2012-06-08 12:31:32 AM  
Dixie Normous?
 
2012-06-08 12:34:11 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


But it wasn't the liberals that shut down the live feed, it was the National Republican Congressional Committee that did. Why do you hate the Republicans (and therefore America)?
 
2012-06-08 12:38:06 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


Oh look, the partisah coward is back again. I notice you're absolutely fine with your fellow teabaggers shouting people down at public assemblys, making it so they can't get their messeges out, and calling them patriotic heroes for doing it, yet when people who don't agree with your world view express their freedom of speech on something, you whine and cry persecution. I guess freedom of speech only applies when its a position you agree with.

Then again, why am I responding to a post-and-run coward?
 
2012-06-08 12:38:39 AM  
I'm still laughing at Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2012-06-08 12:39:00 AM  

Teufelaffe: MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.

But it wasn't the liberals that shut down the live feed, it was the National Republican Congressional Committee that did. Why do you hate the Republicans (and therefore America)?


Weedlord Bonehitler killed his family and pistol-whipped his goldfish.
 
2012-06-08 12:39:41 AM  

Teufelaffe: MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.

But it wasn't the liberals that shut down the live feed, it was the National Republican Congressional Committee that did. Why do you hate the Republicans (and therefore America)?


No, see, they're victims in this, just like they always are to him. You're talking to someone who literally could stick his head in a conservative's ass and would say that their shiat doesn't stink.
 
2012-06-08 12:39:57 AM  

MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.


You'll get over it
 
2012-06-08 12:40:02 AM  

Owangotang: MyRandomName: Liberals trying to shut down speech they don't agree with? Color me shocked. At least they didn't SWAT the printing company, guess that's only used on talk show hosts.

Seriously, why can't liberals allow others to share views? Pie's thrown, shout downs, flouring, etc. Liberals love disrupting and silencing speech and politics they disagree with. Very childish and not as open minded as the party pretends to be.

Lulz have no party affiliation. They are not right nor left, they just are.


It's just that the Republicans offer so much more wonderfully trollable opportunities.
 
2012-06-08 12:41:40 AM  
I think I'll wait and see where Munchma Quchi stands on this issue.
 
2012-06-08 12:44:08 AM  

LectertheChef: It's just that the Republicans offer so much more wonderfully trollable opportunities.


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I miss John McCain ...
 
2012-06-08 12:44:21 AM  
TURD SNIFFER

I'm going to call my cats this.
 
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