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Fark Me To Tears		2012-06-07 08:22:31 PM

FTFA: Someone was using a special glove to change it at 11:45 a.m. and the glove caught on fire, according to police.

Did someone not get the memo? "Special" is supposed to be a euphemism here.

MorrisBird		2012-06-07 08:27:05 PM

How special was that glove?

Mugato		2012-06-07 08:29:25 PM

There wasn't a flame retardant around?

farkingismybusiness		2012-06-07 08:41:31 PM

Mugato: There wasn't a flame retardant around?

Damn. I wanted to make that joke but I was tardy.

SilentStrider		2012-06-07 08:47:09 PM

So are they holding it at Churchill Downs?

DeltaPunch		2012-06-07 08:52:37 PM

*sigh* ... yes, aisle seat is fine

Durendal		2012-06-07 08:59:02 PM

panfried		2012-06-07 09:07:56 PM

If anyone would have called potato-potato-potato sooner, the burns might not have been so bad.

utsagrad123		2012-06-07 09:13:27 PM

farkingismybusiness: Mugato: There wasn't a flame retardant around?

Damn. I wanted to make that joke but I was tardy.

My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-07 09:25:50 PM

MorrisBird: How special was that glove?

It's stored in the short glovebox.

VictoryCabal		2012-06-07 09:49:25 PM

Sounds like someone has a GED in fire prevention.

ArkAngel		2012-06-07 10:09:56 PM

Carrying the torch in the Special Olympics is like hitting a bunch of free throws in a row.

Even if you're retarded, you're still on fire

Triumph		2012-06-07 10:23:40 PM

If it's a torch run, why were two people burned in the back of a truck? Bit of a jigsaw puzzle of a story, but it was nice touch of NBC to let one of the Special Olympians write the article for their website.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-06-07 10:30:13 PM

DeltaPunch: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x398]

*sigh* ... yes, aisle seat is fine

I hate you. I laughed so hard I just guaranteed myself a seat in hell.

Owangotang		2012-06-08 12:02:51 AM

Huh, I always thought tards were hot. You can't tell me Marlee Matlin is not hot.

Harv72b		2012-06-08 12:08:55 AM

What a person on fire while wearing one special glove might look like

mikaloyd		2012-06-08 12:16:05 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Someone was using a special glove to change it at 11:45 a.m. and the glove caught on fire, according to police.

Did someone not get the memo? "Special" is supposed to be a euphemism here.

They said they farking wanted a goddam fire glove! If they had simply asked for an anti-fire glove then I'd have sold them one.

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-06-08 12:44:41 AM

Kouvre		2012-06-08 01:09:17 AM

At least they've managed to avoid a bomb threat so far.

influx		2012-06-08 01:42:06 AM

Obligatory Stephen Lynch song link.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus		2012-06-08 02:10:57 AM

The driver noticed what was happening and stopped short...

1.bp.blogspot.com

universebetween		2012-06-08 03:29:34 AM

ya know whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? not being retarded. LOVE that one

Crude		2012-06-08 08:32:39 AM

The bus driver stopped short??

www.tiricosuave.com

fatalvenom		2012-06-08 08:33:39 AM

MUUUUEEEEEHHHHAAAAAHHHH.

/probably what it sounded like

bikerbob59		2012-06-08 08:35:10 AM

That is comedy gold right there.

LegacyDL		2012-06-08 08:46:54 AM

Wow laughed at that harder than I should have.

tnpir		2012-06-08 09:24:55 AM

Thread of the week right here.

stoli n coke		2012-06-08 09:30:15 AM

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of Special Olympians.

/Except for Warren. That asshole cost me $200 at the last games (You're supposed to go over the hurdles, dumbass, not through them). Him, you can bag on all day.

mootmah		2012-06-08 09:34:38 AM

tnpir: Thread of the week right here.

It would be, if not for this one

Dogfacedgod		2012-06-08 09:40:17 AM

Has anyone punched a retard before?

tnpir		2012-06-08 09:40:57 AM

mootmah: tnpir: Thread of the week right here.

It would be, if not for this one

(clicks, reads)

I stand corrected.

rufus-t-firefly		2012-06-08 09:57:45 AM

They're setting up folding chairs in Hell right now, but there's still not enough seating for everyone.

Leosmom1		2012-06-08 10:06:17 AM

Good job!!!!
Good effort!!!

Broktun		2012-06-08 10:31:02 AM

A photo of the torch bearers?

Miiimmmsssy

cyber_slacker		2012-06-08 11:07:17 AM

The great thing about having sex with retards is that even though they don't know what's happening, they always have that one moment of clarity where they realize something bad is happening and then they fight you with their retard strength.

\got nuttin

Richard Freckle		2012-06-08 11:48:21 AM

utsagrad123: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: There wasn't a flame retardant around?

Damn. I wanted to make that joke but I was tardy.

My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now

she's pretty kickass

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-06-08 02:24:05 PM

Retards bring so much joy and laughter to the world.

PapaChester		2012-06-08 03:54:22 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Retards bring so much joy and laughter to the world.

That's why I teach special ed. You got to learn to laugh, or die miserable.

NOT laughing at a 5 year old boy with downs who just dumped a bowl of spaghetti on his head is Un-American. So is not helping him afterwards.

WhiskeySticks		2012-06-08 04:18:51 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Retards bring so much joy and laughter to the world.

Nature's clowns.

God, I hate myself.

coralfixation		2012-06-08 08:08:45 PM

Stop, drop, and potato roll!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-09 01:23:24 AM

PapaChester: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Retards bring so much joy and laughter to the world.

That's why I teach special ed. You got to learn to laugh, or die miserable.

NOT laughing at a 5 year old boy with downs who just dumped a bowl of spaghetti on his head is Un-American. So is not helping him afterwards.

Is it cruel to dump a jar of Parmesan cheese on his head afterward, or a learning moment?

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