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(   If you're caring for a 3-year-old, don't let her sleep within reach of a loaded pistol, don't leave paper bags on a hot stove burner, don't kick your own front door in, and don't flee when the cops arrive to investigate   ( divider line
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2012-06-08 12:25:07 AM  
The Aristoparents!
2012-06-08 12:25:45 AM  
I guess a tip is out of the question, huh?
2012-06-08 12:27:47 AM  
U gonna get raped?
2012-06-08 12:28:15 AM  
I want to say something witty, but it's late.
WTF is going on here?
2012-06-08 12:28:52 AM  
...and don't mess around with Jim.
2012-06-08 12:35:48 AM  

Mr. Pokeylope: ...and don't mess around with Jim.

Was going with tug on Superman's cape first
2012-06-08 12:36:50 AM  
"The girl was placed into the custody of other family [gene pool] members."

Just saying.
2012-06-08 12:37:05 AM  
...;.and don't stand in the pouring rain.
2012-06-08 12:38:11 AM  
Season 2 of My Name is Earl, right? Why isn't this on the Entertainment tab?
2012-06-08 12:40:18 AM  
TFA doesn't mention if he's the father. And why is his bail double hers?
2012-06-08 12:41:11 AM  
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Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.
2012-06-08 12:49:05 AM  

Mr. Pokeylope: ...and don't mess around with Jim.

Came. Saw. Satisfied.
2012-06-08 01:08:25 AM  
I like Jimmy Dean breakfast sausages. They're good with Ego buttermilk waffles.
2012-06-08 01:19:29 AM  
Dang. People should not have the right to bear arms in this country.
2012-06-08 01:24:55 AM  
The family reunion was also a notable hit:
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2012-06-08 02:39:07 AM  
If the safety was on, was there really any harm?
2012-06-08 07:45:53 AM  
I kicked my own front door in once. That was before I had a cell phone, and the alternative may have been 12 hours sitting on the front step.
2012-06-08 08:37:18 AM  

Great Janitor: If the safety was on, was there really any harm?

Also the force needed for the trigger pull likely prevents the kid from discharging the gun. Of course the assholes who owned the gun might have messed with the trigger. More importantly though is it is shiat firearm safety to leave a loaded gun lying around. Even more so when you're door has been kicked out and anyone could walk in and grab the gun.
2012-06-08 09:44:05 AM  

RayD8: TFA doesn't mention if he's the father. And why is his bail double hers?

Because he was A) there, while she was in the hospital and B) he actually tried to flee from police.
2012-06-08 10:46:55 AM  
If she was at the hospital getting treatment for a head wound, how is she responsible for what dumbfark didn't do? Or is she guilty because she had dumbfark watching the kid?
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