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Ha ha ha ha ha , he's not from "Homa", he's from "Homo." Come on out of that closet, Brian.



/NTTAWWT

A little heavy on the blush, to be sure

Apos: The bigger twit was not on Twitter. Ironic,no?

That was far more entertaining than I expected. Nicely done. And no harm done - he can deny everything.

So the reddit submission to fark approval is about 3 hours?

That dude is about five Amstels away from looking like Nolte in that one mug shot. Brian has drunkard face.

Owangotang: That dude is about five Amstels Stella Artois's away from looking like Nolte in that one mug shot. Brian has drunkard face.

Stella is rich people's PBR.

Sounds like a class act. Why lie about being married? That's douchebag shiat.

fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

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Nice teeth.

He was going after Ant's sloppy seconds

The Life of Brian, part II

fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

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I'm in.

gingerjet: So the reddit submission to fark approval is about 3 hours?

Yes. And look, if you go back to reddit, perhaps the model will do an AMA. Guess what? There'll be folks there demanding evidence of said conversations and if she doesn't provide it to their standards she'll be called a lying whore. I bet you didn't see that coming. It'll be thrilling, unlike anything you've ever read in your life.

AverageAmericanGuy: Nice teeth.

Pearly white, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/558

*Snert*

/F*cking Brian.

Mega Steve: basemetal: [images.starpulse.com image 437x644]

Ha ha ha ha ha , he's not from "Homa", he's from "Homo." Come on out of that closet, Brian.



/NTTAWWT

A little heavy on the blush, to be sure

But it gives him that nice airbrushed look!

The model:

Apos: The bigger twit was not on Twitter. Ironic,no?

Does that mean he got Twitted? OuTwitted?

fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

Why do they always have bleach blonde hair. I'd live for one of these wives to look bad ass instead of corn fed.

sleeps in trees: fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

Why do they always have bleach blonde hair. I'd live for one of these wives to look bad ass instead of corn fed.

I'd fed her ass some bad corn, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/559

PizzaJedi81: Owangotang: That dude is about five Amstels Stella Artois's away from looking like Nolte in that one mug shot. Brian has drunkard face.

Stella is rich people's PBR.

Stella is good stuff. Not my usual cup of tea, so to speak, I prefer pales, strong ales, and the occasional stout, but there is no reason to badmouth Stella...

He was on a plane? Betcha he was more than 26 minutes away from the gym.

Apos: fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

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That settles it: He is truly history's greatest imbecile.

Maybe she is passive aggressive and doesn't put out?

Mikey1969: Stella is good stuff. Not my usual cup of tea, so to speak, I prefer pales, strong ales, and the occasional stout, but there is no reason to badmouth Stella...

I kinda like Stella, too. Doesn't mean I'm wrong.

propasaurus: wiwille: The model:

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Yeah, y'know if God sits you next to that, you gotta go for it.

Clearly Jesus would've done the same as this good Christian lad named Brian.

gingerjet: So the reddit submission to fark approval is about 3 hours?

Don't you have some other news aggregator to be a douchebag at in 26 minutes?

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch's picture in the blog title?

twat_waffle: Why is Benedict Cumberbatch's picture in the blog title?

Because he's Benedict Farkin' Cumberbatch, biatch!

Ha ha, slimy bastard. Now your life is ruined.
I have zero sympathy for adulterers.

Mikey1969: but there is no reason to badmouth Stella..

Not true - Stella is indisputably lousy.

Melissa Stetten is awesome. And Brian? You're a douche because: (A) you're married (B) you're hitting on a stranger who can't just dump a drink on your head and walk away, and (C) you describe yourself as a religious person, and you're kinda forgetting that whole "no commiting adultry thing. Hope your wife makes you suffer 7 kinds of hell.

I didn't know you could get web access on planes now.

There's no such thing as bad publicity. Or something like that. Fifteen minutes, I had never heard of Brian. Uh, Brian whatshisname. Whatever. I'm sure I'll recognize him the next time I see him on an Immodium D. commercial or in the underwear section of the Target sales flyer.

PizzaJedi81: sleeps in trees: fusillade762: His wife, for anyone who's interested.

Why do they always have bleach blonde hair. I'd live for one of these wives to look bad ass instead of corn fed.

I'd fed her ass some bad corn, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/559

Dude corn comming out of your dick is not a good mental image. I'd have gone with "creamed corn" but that's just me.

sleeps in trees: Dude corn comming out of your dick is not a good mental image. I'd have gone with "creamed corn" but that's just me.

Eh, it's been a long day and I've either had too much or too little to drink. That WOULD have worked better, but...eh, what's done is done.

kg2095: I didn't know you could get web access on planes now.

Welcome to the party, pal.

mr intrepid: Melissa Stetten is awesome. And Brian? You're a douche because: (A) you're married (B) you're hitting on a stranger who can't just dump a drink on your head and walk away, and (C) you describe yourself as a religious person, and you're kinda forgetting that whole "no commiting adultry thing. Hope your wife makes you suffer 7 kinds of hell.

Personally I dislike him for just being stupid. In this day and age everything is public. You announce yourself as a public figure you should know this.

PizzaJedi81: sleeps in trees: Dude corn comming out of your dick is not a good mental image. I'd have gone with "creamed corn" but that's just me.

Eh, it's been a long day and I've either had too much or too little to drink. That WOULD have worked better, but...eh, what's done is done.

I've probably had too much so we can average it out.

PizzaJedi81: twat_waffle: Why is Benedict Cumberbatch's picture in the blog title?

Because he's Benedict Farkin' Cumberbatch, biatch!

Yeah, but how is he relevant to the title of the blog?

twat_waffle: PizzaJedi81: twat_waffle: Why is Benedict Cumberbatch's picture in the blog title?

Because he's Benedict Farkin' Cumberbatch, biatch!

Yeah, but how is he relevant to the title of the blog?

Benedict Cumberbatch is always relevant.

Sounds like made up bullshiat, but then in this day and age I am instantly suspicious of women using anything they can to get a reality show.