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(No Aqua Man please)   Script for 'The Justice League' described as "dark and mature", making it the complete opposite of 'The Avengers'   (wegotthiscovered.com) divider line 22
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2012-06-07 10:43:47 PM
3 votes:

PizzaJedi81: BroVinny: I thought he was Static Shock.

Nah, that's a completely seperate character.


They all look alike.
2012-06-07 10:18:37 PM
3 votes:

Electriclectic: Mugato: I'd like to see them pull off "dark and mature" with Aquaman, the Flash and Wonder Woman.

Simple.

1) Aquaman's 90's phase was sorta-dark. So, now he's a quadriplegic, with hooks for hands, feet, teeth, and nipples.

2) Barry Allen's a closet pedo.

3) Wonder Woman has an eating disorder. And by that I mean, as a living statue, is that she eats rocks (and then sticks her fingers down her throat and barfs cement).


All three of those got me uncomfortably turned on.
2012-06-07 11:22:04 PM
2 votes:

9beers: What sucks about Aqua Man is that the story has to be written in a way as to give him something to do. Without water, he might as well stay home and let the other heroes handle it.


The Superfriends version, maybe. But considering that Aquaman is insanely strong (like, Superman-levels) and fast even on land (as a result of being able to survive deep-sea pressures), is the ruler of a technologically-advanced kingdom that covers 75 percent of the planet? He's actually got tons of badass potential. It's just rare that people know how to exploit that potential.

Oh, and he can control EVERYTHING that lives in the sea.

i.imgur.com
2012-06-07 10:54:34 PM
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: So are they gonna have the Legion of Doom?


Nah, Hawk's dead, Droz is crippled, and Heidenreich is ungrateful.
2012-06-08 09:51:05 AM
1 votes:
Ah, memories...

application.denofgeek.com

/It's already been a movie on TV
2012-06-08 06:58:03 AM
1 votes:
www.titanstower.com

"WFT is this shiat?!?"
2012-06-08 02:37:30 AM
1 votes:

ronin7: Smackledorfer: s than a quarter mile to holding his breath while flying across galaxies, full non-magical immunity, turning back time, etc.

Dude how old is your dad?!?

I've got SUPERMAN comics my dad read as a kid. That dude was pulling planets around on a chain!

Superman is WAY powered down compared to where he was in the 60s.


Ok, granddad. Whatever. I stand by my point. Superman is so powerful that Tatsuma spells Him C---k K--t.
2012-06-08 02:03:26 AM
1 votes:
Booster Gold saves Ronald Reagan.

Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, the reaction from the political left and right would hopefully make it all worth it.
2012-06-08 02:02:20 AM
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: s than a quarter mile to holding his breath while flying across galaxies, full non-magical immunity, turning back time, etc.


Dude how old is your dad?!?

I've got SUPERMAN comics my dad read as a kid. That dude was pulling planets around on a chain!

Superman is WAY powered down compared to where he was in the 60s.
2012-06-08 01:17:38 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Flash vs Cap - eh they are leftover


Both have little wings on the sides of their heads ;D
2012-06-08 12:17:07 AM
1 votes:

ronin7: PizzaJedi81: ronin7: Didn't DC have Whedon working on a Wonder Woman script at some point?

Got shiatcanned around the time he started in on Dollhouse, if memory serves. Maybe shortly thereafter.

Wonder if they are kicking themselves for that now?


Nah...I doubt Didio is self aware enough to realize what happened there. Jim Lee...maaaaybe, if he's not too busy drawing overly musculatured heroes.

Just kiddding...I like Jim Lee.

Didio can suck a nut, though.
2012-06-07 11:56:53 PM
1 votes:

9beers: Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Flash, Wonder Woman vs Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow.

Who wins?


Squirrel Girl.
2012-06-07 11:37:35 PM
1 votes:
Oh? I thought we were having fun, teasing about Pink Kryptonite and talkin' movies and the like. Are we already measuring dicks?

Ill go get my tape measure.
2012-06-07 11:23:25 PM
1 votes:
LOL at the Marvel Zombies on this thread. Avengers movie stole its story flat from Justice League comics and cartoons.

What? Scared about little Batman and his pals punching a hole in your reality?

Anyway, WB will drop the ball. I know it.

Unless they do this:

They should hire Grant Morrison or Mark Waid to do a JLA story treatment. Considering both wrote introductions to the League with New World Order and Year One, they're perfect for it.

And both stories even got adapted/merged for the DCAU cartoon, so you know they're legit.

Also, they should hire a good director, someone who cares, present the framework he needs to work with and LET HIM DO it. No farking suits meddling. Suits are useless.

J.J. Abrams or Brad Bird are great choices.

Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Flash
Green Lantern
Cyborg (Covers both the black quota and the tech character audiences would expect)

Aquaman, but only if they get rid of the name. I like Arthur a lot, but always despised the name. It's stupid. He has zero reason to use it. It's like still saying the Sub-Mariner when referring to Namor.

No Martian Manhunter. Sorry, but it only works in comics and cartoons. No movie with Martians has ever turned a profit. And we live in an era where we KNOW Martians don't exist.

They should still do a Hyperclan storyline where a group of aliens come here and have epic fights with each of the League.
2012-06-07 11:06:42 PM
1 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Oldiron_79: So are they gonna have the Legion of Doom?

Nah...if they're just gonna copypasta The Avengers, it'll probably be Rann/Thanagarian spillover.


Will they have to fight a giant spider in the third act?
2012-06-07 10:37:22 PM
1 votes:

iron_city_ap: Mugato: I'd like to see them pull off "dark and mature" with Aquaman, the Flash and Wonder Woman.

The Wonder Twins and Gleek too.


The "dark" part involves Black Vulcan, doesn't it?
2012-06-07 10:30:52 PM
1 votes:
I liked the Avengers film back when it was Justice League International...

i.imgur.com

\ Damn funny title.
\\ Love the art style as well
2012-06-07 10:18:33 PM
1 votes:

Lipspinach: Shut yo mouth! What about Martian Manhunter?
Or is that League of Superheroes?


It's the Seperpersons' League of Heroing.

Splitters!
2012-06-07 10:16:53 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: You might as well ask Perez Hilton to have sex with a woman.


Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
2012-06-07 10:06:19 PM
1 votes:
EEEENUKCHUCK!!!
2012-06-07 09:59:32 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: I'd like to see them pull off "dark and mature" with Aquaman, the Flash and Wonder Woman.


Simple.

1) Aquaman's 90's phase was sorta-dark. So, now he's a quadriplegic, with hooks for hands, feet, teeth, and nipples.

2) Barry Allen's a closet pedo.

3) Wonder Woman has an eating disorder. And by that I mean, as a living statue, is that she eats rocks (and then sticks her fingers down her throat and barfs cement).
2012-06-07 09:56:18 PM
1 votes:
So when are the Justice Friends gonna get a movie? We need to see Major Glory, Val Hallen, the Infragable Krunk, et all in action.
 
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