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(Philly.com)   Man accidentally shoots self in head after his manhood was challenged on internet. Wait a minute... who's not here today?   (articles.philly.com) divider line 291
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2012-06-07 03:13:59 PM  
Investigators are going to the local store to make sure the gun was purchased legally or not.

I guess there is no way a legally purchased and later loaded gun being handled by a moron could in no way have gone off when he put it to his head and pulled the trigger.
 
2012-06-07 03:15:14 PM  
Present.
 
2012-06-07 03:17:04 PM  

Mirrorz: Investigators are going to the local store to make sure the gun was purchased legally or not.


Selling a loaded gun may be illegal.
 
2012-06-07 03:18:29 PM  
I'm here
 
2012-06-07 03:19:50 PM  
Well, son... your manhood may be intact, but your intelligence is decidedly questionable

/Darwin smiles
 
2012-06-07 03:30:27 PM  
I'm guessing he was mostly brain-dead before the incident.
 
2012-06-07 03:35:46 PM  
Blame goes to the parents.. BOTH of them. I have a 10 year old son.. notice something about my guns?

I'm all about gun ownership and I let my son handle firearms whenever he asks. I've already taught him a full gun safety course (I'm a certified NRA instructor) and he has his own gun already (BB gun). He knows that any friends who come over can never touch his firearm and certainly can't touch mine or even view mine. Irresponsible gun ownership should have criminal charges attached to it. Its not just stupid parents kids that are at risk but also their kid's friends.

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2012-06-07 03:51:46 PM  

violentsalvation: I'm guessing he was mostly brain-dead before the incident.


He should still be mentally competent enough to post in the politics tab!.
 
2012-06-07 03:59:02 PM  
As of Wednesday night, the teen, whom police did not identify, was brain-dead and in extremely critical condition at Temple University Hospital.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-07 04:03:49 PM  
Hmm...I notice those guns are laying on the carpet, being photographed. Nice place for them.
 
2012-06-07 04:09:51 PM  

xynix: Blame goes to the parents.. BOTH of them. I have a 10 year old son.. notice something about my guns?

I'm all about gun ownership and I let my son handle firearms whenever he asks. I've already taught him a full gun safety course (I'm a certified NRA instructor) and he has his own gun already (BB gun). He knows that any friends who come over can never touch his firearm and certainly can't touch mine or even view mine. Irresponsible gun ownership should have criminal charges attached to it. Its not just stupid parents kids that are at risk but also their kid's friends.

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I've take it one step further by not actually having any firearms.
 
2012-06-07 04:10:08 PM  
www.likecool.com
Red Five standing by
 
2012-06-07 04:16:18 PM  

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*absent*


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2012-06-07 04:27:12 PM  

I_Am_Weasel:

I've take it one step further by not actually having any firearms.


You sound Canadian..
 
2012-06-07 04:49:07 PM  

violentsalvation: I'm guessing he was mostly brain-dead before the incident.


Indeed. And it certainly wasn't an accident since he deliberately pulled the trigger.
 
2012-06-07 04:49:42 PM  

xynix: You sound Canadian..


eh?
 
2012-06-07 04:55:38 PM  
4chan had to have been involved with this.
 
2012-06-07 05:05:06 PM  
Was it "The Situation?"

Because the last time he was insulted he rammed his own head into a stone wall.

This sounds right up that douchnozzle's alley...
 
2012-06-07 05:05:22 PM  
Nodody can insult my manhood like I can. Wait, that's not...........yeah............um.........no, that's not what I meant.............I think.
 
2012-06-07 05:05:42 PM  
So many deaths.
 
2012-06-07 05:05:55 PM  
img13.imageshack.us

Don't tempt us, we'll drive you mad.
/as old as the internet itself, but is entirely true.
 
2012-06-07 05:06:25 PM  
I keep a loaded .357 in my desk drawer, no gun lock, if some kid wanders in and shoots himself that's his problem.
 
2012-06-07 05:06:45 PM  
I'm here, didn't accidentally shoot myself in the head. Today, anyway.
 
2012-06-07 05:06:58 PM  
Darwin approves.
 
2012-06-07 05:07:10 PM  
So who's missing from the politics tab?
 
2012-06-07 05:07:28 PM  

xynix


Blame goes to the parents.. BOTH of them. I have a 10 year old son.. notice something about my guns?


They're both sitting on dirty carpet?
 
2012-06-07 05:07:37 PM  
Wasn't me.
 
2012-06-07 05:08:18 PM  
Looks like he finally got it through his head that you treat every gun like it's loaded.
 
2012-06-07 05:08:30 PM  
I lol'd subby :-)
 
2012-06-07 05:08:48 PM  
mypartyshirt.com
 
2012-06-07 05:09:17 PM  
And his poor brothers in the room with him... they are definitely going to have tinnitus.

/guns are really loud
 
2012-06-07 05:09:54 PM  
9beers is here but where is Drew??? ohgodnopleaseno
 
2012-06-07 05:09:59 PM  
If you point a gun at something, the shooting is not accidental
 
2012-06-07 05:10:15 PM  

xynix: Blame goes to the parents.. BOTH of them. I have a 10 year old son.. notice something about my guns?

I'm all about gun ownership and I let my son handle firearms whenever he asks. I've already taught him a full gun safety course (I'm a certified NRA instructor) and he has his own gun already (BB gun). He knows that any friends who come over can never touch his firearm and certainly can't touch mine or even view mine. Irresponsible gun ownership should have criminal charges attached to it. Its not just stupid parents kids that are at risk but also their kid's friends.

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Allow me to show you how you could have saved a lot of time and space, while still making your point:

"I have trigger locks on my guns so that my child cannot hurt him/herself."


/...unless you just wanted folks to know you have pics of guns.
 
2012-06-07 05:10:26 PM  
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2012-06-07 05:10:50 PM  
The last time I insulted manhood, I posted "your cooter smells like fish today."

It wasn't my best manhood insult, but it was my last... for a little while anyway. :P
 
2012-06-07 05:10:54 PM  
www.ignitumtoday.com

So, this is what manliness has come to?

Kids consider themselves manly if they're willing to shoot themselves in the head, because a stranger on the internet told them to. Don Draper frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2012-06-07 05:10:55 PM  

new_york_monty: And his poor brothers in the room with him... they are definitely going to have tinnitus.

/guns are really loud


Especially if you hold it right next to your ear. Just ask the victim.
 
2012-06-07 05:11:09 PM  
Putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger is not an "accident".
 
2012-06-07 05:11:34 PM  

As of Wednesday night, the teen, whom police did not identify, was brain-dead and in extremely critical condition at Temple University Hospital.


"He complained ENDLESSLY. Nothing was good enough for the little bastard."
 
2012-06-07 05:11:39 PM  
I told u I was hardcore
 
2012-06-07 05:11:43 PM  
"This is a horrible set of accidental circumstances,"

It's an accident like running on to the expressway or covering yourself in blood and jumping into the waters off of Cape Town.
 
2012-06-07 05:12:09 PM  
As of Wednesday night, the teen, whom police did not identify, was brain-dead and in extremely critical condition...

FYI - brain-dead trumps extremely critical.
 
2012-06-07 05:12:41 PM  
I can smack myself in the head with my manhood so thats why Im only here sometimes.
 
2012-06-07 05:13:30 PM  
I wish there was a way to keep stupid people from owning firearms.

but wishing is silly.
 
2012-06-07 05:13:34 PM  
Well at least he won the challenge.
 
2012-06-07 05:13:46 PM  
Loading that page in Chrome results in genuine frontier giberrish...

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2012-06-07 05:13:49 PM  

cgraves67: new_york_monty: And his poor brothers in the room with him... they are definitely going to have tinnitus.

/guns are really loud

Especially if you hold it right next to your ear. Just ask the victim.


That reminds me of that song... "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly / a girl with tinnitus goes byyyyyyy"
 
2012-06-07 05:14:36 PM  

TravisBickle62: I keep a loaded .357 in my desk drawer, no gun lock, if some kid wanders in and shoots himself that's his problem.


You talkin' to me?
 
2012-06-07 05:15:04 PM  
One less farking idiot in this world.
 
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