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(Politico)   So apparently Obama accidentally joked about how his wife "doesn't go all the way down" and the right thinks it has its own Dan Quayle "potatoe" moment   (politico.com) divider line 327
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2012-06-07 02:47:03 PM
Yeah, they have to desperately cling to anything nowadays it seems, what a pathetic bunch of jackoffs.

Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US? We'll give 'em New Jersey...
 
2012-06-07 02:48:13 PM

Mikey1969: Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US? We'll give 'em New Jersey...


OOOH!!
 
2012-06-07 02:49:02 PM
The comments on that "article" are priceless.

Blow things out of proportion much, GOP?

//I said "blow". *Snerk*
 
2012-06-07 02:57:22 PM
I thought it was funny, but the President absolutely made a blow-job joke there. If that offends you, then so be it, but he and those around him are way to clued in to not see that coming.

Pun fully intended, as was his.
 
2012-06-07 02:58:28 PM
And in context, it's 100% clear he's saying she does lazy girl pushups. Seriously, guys, cut this out. It's dumb.
 
2012-06-07 02:59:03 PM
Well, a joke about a blow-job surely is enough for the Republican House to start impeachment proceedings, right?
 
2012-06-07 03:02:22 PM

This is misquoted and the misquote makes the joke sound all blowjoby.

The transcript:

I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in pushups -- (laughter) -- but I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down. (Laughter.) That's what I heard. I just want to set the record straight -- Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well. (Laughter.) So she shouldn't feel bad. She's an extraordinary talent and she's just a dear, dear friend -- Ellen DeGeneres. Give Ellen a big round of applause.


There's a big difference between "doesn't go all the way down" and "didn't go all the way down".
 
2012-06-07 03:02:58 PM
This is really pathetic. I'm sure she goes down all the way. She's probably so used to it that she doesn't even have a gag reflex anymore.
 
2012-06-07 03:12:22 PM
Well of course not.

www.moneyandshit.com
 
2012-06-07 03:12:47 PM

JerseyTim: This is misquoted and the misquote makes the joke sound all blowjoby.

The transcript:

I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in pushups -- (laughter) -- but I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down. (Laughter.) That's what I heard. I just want to set the record straight -- Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well. (Laughter.) So she shouldn't feel bad. She's an extraordinary talent and she's just a dear, dear friend -- Ellen DeGeneres. Give Ellen a big round of applause.

There's a big difference between "doesn't go all the way down" and "didn't go all the way down".


Your facts don't support my conclusions.

/snerk
 
2012-06-07 03:35:54 PM

JerseyTim: This is misquoted and the misquote makes the joke sound all blowjoby.


Well, since it was apparently Ellen DeGeneres saying Michelle Obama wasn't going all the way down, I'll agree it certainly doesn't make me thing they were talking about blowjobs.
 
2012-06-07 03:37:09 PM
GOP 2012: WE GOT NUTHIN'!!
 
2012-06-07 03:40:18 PM
We should really start separating talking point conservative outrage and "stuck in my bunker beating it into clothing worn on the set of Red Dawn" conservatives.
 
2012-06-07 03:44:57 PM
I see no reference anywhere on the interwebs to this being Barack's Potatoe moment.
 
2012-06-07 03:46:16 PM

Mikey1969: Yeah, they have to desperately cling to anything nowadays it seems, what a pathetic bunch of jackoffs.

Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US? We'll give 'em New Jersey...


fark you, we don't want them here either.
 
2012-06-07 03:49:40 PM

Mikey1969: We'll give 'em New Jersey...


We're too liberal for them. Give them South Carolina instead.
 
2012-06-07 03:53:18 PM

ManateeGag: Mikey1969: Yeah, they have to desperately cling to anything nowadays it seems, what a pathetic bunch of jackoffs.

Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US? We'll give 'em New Jersey...

fark you, we don't want them here either.


Yeah, I was afraid there'd be a few people who didn't want 'em. What if the deal was you guys could move to any other state that they moved out of and get their house in the bargain? Would that be enough to sweeten the deal?
 
2012-06-07 03:54:07 PM

what_now: Well of course not.

[www.moneyandshiat.com image 450x356]


Yup. BO probably doesn't even need to trim since her face probably never even gets close to the base of the behemoth.
 
2012-06-07 03:54:16 PM
GOP 2012: Just the tip, I promise, baby.
 
2012-06-07 03:56:08 PM

Mikey1969: Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US?


I would be glad to just have the GOP back again.
 
2012-06-07 03:58:20 PM

This About That: Mikey1969: Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US?

I would be glad to just have the GOP back again.


Whatever happened to those guys, anyway?

/I remember years ago they had some pretty good ideas, but you don't ever hear about those anymore
//well, you do, but now they're Democratic ideas
 
2012-06-07 03:59:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Well, a joke about a blow-job surely is enough for the Republican House to start impeachment proceedings, right?


only if he later lies about the blow job joke.
 
2012-06-07 03:59:37 PM

This About That: Mikey1969: Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US?

I would be glad to just have the GOP back again.

That

GOP? They must all be dead by now.
 
2012-06-07 03:59:55 PM
Here's the video. I think Obama didn't expect the double entendre and is pissed at the audience's reaction.
 
2012-06-07 04:00:49 PM
FTC:

David Yarbrough · Top Commenter · Southern Utah University

That type of deletion is exactly what has been hidden about Obama for most of his life. Obama is an Elitist, he does not get it. Can you imagine, Lawrence"the Master Baiter", Bully Shultz, Mr. Maddow, and tingle leg Mathews all of them on MSNBC tonight if Romney had said this. Obama has no respect for women, he thinks he can pacify them with a free contraceptive and some cheers from Mr. Hilary Rosen.

Obama made this remark to lure Bill Clinton back in line.


Pretty crass and insulting for someone who takes exception to a blow job quip.
 
2012-06-07 04:01:36 PM
Hey, GOP -- I think you have the issue to run on this fall. I'd seriously consider putting all my eggs in this particular basket. It's a surefire winner.
 
2012-06-07 04:02:28 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I see no reference anywhere on the interwebs to this being Barack's Potatoe moment.


From the comments of linked article:
Cynthia Cedergren
Exactly.
Remember the deadly Vice-President Quayle potato snafu? Lamestream media just wouldn't let it drop. They are strangely quiet now.
 
2012-06-07 04:03:56 PM
I can count potatoe moments.
 
2012-06-07 04:05:35 PM
this is an outrage though. the office of the president of the united states of america should not be held by a man who can't even convince his wife to give him blow jobs on the regular.
 
2012-06-07 04:06:13 PM
Jesus Christ...

/I give up
 
2012-06-07 04:06:35 PM

thomps: cameroncrazy1984: Well, a joke about a blow-job surely is enough for the Republican House to start impeachment proceedings, right?

only if he later lies about the blow job joke.


Or if the joke made some woman shoot milk out of her nose and it stained her dress.

/whar stained dress whar
 
2012-06-07 04:07:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This About That: Mikey1969: Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US?

I would be glad to just have the GOP back again.

Whatever happened to those guys, anyway?


I think they ate the brown acid.
 
2012-06-07 04:07:34 PM
goo.gl
 
2012-06-07 04:07:38 PM
They were pissed Clinton got a beej from an intern.

Obama stays faithful, if somewhat critical of Michelle's technique, and they're still pissed.

I swear there's no satisfying these people.
 
2012-06-07 04:07:44 PM
It may not be a potatoe moment but it will be the joke that they desperately throw up at every opportunity for the next five years so get used to it.
 
2012-06-07 04:07:45 PM

Mikey1969: Yeah, they have to desperately cling to anything nowadays it seems, what a pathetic bunch of jackoffs.

Can we just get the GOP to secede fromt the US? We'll give 'em New Jersey...


This is from Politico, for god's sake. What does the GOP have to do with it? Sounds like you're the one that's grasping.
 
2012-06-07 04:08:25 PM
He made a funny. I prefer the President have a sense of humor rather than being a McCain or Kerry type. Move along.
 
2012-06-07 04:08:39 PM
"When your name is Barack Obama, it's always tight."
-BHO
 
2012-06-07 04:08:48 PM

Kimothy: The comments on that "article" are priceless.


WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
 
2012-06-07 04:09:10 PM
Does this mean Mitt is going to proclaim his wife goes down all the time?

Oh, please please please please please please please please please please
 
2012-06-07 04:09:20 PM

Diogenes: They were pissed Clinton got a beej from an intern.

Obama stays faithful, if somewhat critical of Michelle's technique, and they're still pissed.

I swear there's no satisfying these people.


No woman can satisfy a Republican man.
 
2012-06-07 04:09:55 PM
So basically he said "more than a mouthful"
 
2012-06-07 04:10:29 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Whatever happened to those guys, anyway?


They thought they could take advantage of the far-right religious vote, and instead lost control of their party. Then, later, mega-corporations started their own "grass roots" far-right party with the help of propaganda institutions like the Heartland Institute and lots of money, which finally destroyed the GOP and any good sense that might still have been around. A good read about this is "With God On Our Side: The Rise of the Religious Right in America" by William C. Martin. The books aren't out yet about the rise of the Koch Brothers and their ilk, AFAIK. (Does anyone know of a good one?) There is also "Private Empire", which addresses the adventures and mentality of ExxonMobile, though AFAIK ExxonMobile has not been intentionally subverting the US government.
 
2012-06-07 04:10:54 PM

JerseyTim: This is misquoted and the misquote makes the joke sound all blowjoby.

The transcript:

I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in pushups -- (laughter) -- but I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down. (Laughter.) That's what I heard. I just want to set the record straight -- Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well. (Laughter.) So she shouldn't feel bad. She's an extraordinary talent and she's just a dear, dear friend -- Ellen DeGeneres. Give Ellen a big round of applause.

There's a big difference between "doesn't go all the way down" and "didn't go all the way down".


Get the hell out of here with your Libfacts™!
 
2012-06-07 04:11:39 PM

damageddude: Mikey1969: We'll give 'em New Jersey...

We're too liberal for them. Give them South Carolina instead.


They'll get nothing and like it!
 
2012-06-07 04:12:11 PM

Evil High Priest: damageddude: Mikey1969: We'll give 'em New Jersey...

We're too liberal for them. Give them South Carolina instead.

They'll get nothing and like it!


They got Wisconsin.
 
2012-06-07 04:12:21 PM
Hell No - Please Don't Blow.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-07 04:12:32 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: JerseyTim: This is misquoted and the misquote makes the joke sound all blowjoby.

The transcript:

I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in pushups -- (laughter) -- but I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down. (Laughter.) That's what I heard. I just want to set the record straight -- Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well. (Laughter.) So she shouldn't feel bad. She's an extraordinary talent and she's just a dear, dear friend -- Ellen DeGeneres. Give Ellen a big round of applause.

There's a big difference between "doesn't go all the way down" and "didn't go all the way down".

Get the hell out of here with your Libfacts™!


Everyone laughed because it was clear he was making a joke. I thought it was pretty good.
 
2012-06-07 04:12:42 PM
Come on, Goopers, you don't really need another "potatoe" moment, do you? That whole 57 states thing is still hilarious.

/I'm actually laughing as I type this.
//I'm laughing with you, not at you, Repubs.
///Really.
////No, really.
//No, really really
 
2012-06-07 04:12:52 PM
Real presidents don't make jokes like that. They only joke about acceptable topics, like nuking Russia.
 
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