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(Gigwise)   Robert Pattinson: "You know, you really can just reach for your goals." Adele: "You *do* realize I am the biggest-selling female artist ever?"   (gigwise.com) divider line 167
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2012-06-07 02:20:03 PM
I've never heard of Robert Patterson or whatever his name is. I've heard of Adele.
 
2012-06-07 02:28:43 PM
I'm not buying any of her music any time soon, but at least she'll be taken seriously in her field for a long while. He's always going to be "that sparkly vampire dude."
 
2012-06-07 02:40:36 PM
Adele is the hottest fat chick ever.
 
2012-06-07 02:43:36 PM
Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.
 
2012-06-07 02:52:28 PM

Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.


Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.
 
2012-06-07 02:53:41 PM
Maybe he thought her goal was a box of donuts that were on a high shelf.
 
2012-06-07 02:57:41 PM

Slaxl: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.


As much as it pains me to 'defend' Sparkles, yeah, she's the one who sounded like a biatch based solely on this article.
 
2012-06-07 03:02:11 PM

Slaxl: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.


If you met one of the world's best-selling musicians-an Elton John,Stevie Wonder,Bob Dylan-would you tell that person to "strive to achieve" what he or she has already achieved a thousand times over? Come on now.


As I said,he quickly realized how stupid it sounded and made amends. Good for him.
 
2012-06-07 03:02:45 PM
Adele makes it sound like she's already peaked and is waiting for death. She seriously doesn't have any other goals in life? That's sad.
 
2012-06-07 03:21:56 PM
She was just being a biatch cause she's fat, women are like that
 
2012-06-07 03:22:12 PM
"You *do* realize I am the biggest-selling female artist ever?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-06-07 03:23:23 PM

Apos: Slaxl: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.

If you met one of the world's best-selling musicians-an Elton John,Stevie Wonder,Bob Dylan-would you tell that person to "strive to achieve" what he or she has already achieved a thousand times over? Come on now.


As I said,he quickly realized how stupid it sounded and made amends. Good for him.


I've only heard of her in passing, I knew she was a singer, but I googled her to see where she ranks on top selling artists. Not even on the list. If she wants to be a top selling artist then she should just reach for her goals. I wouldn't put Adele in the same category as Elton, Stevie and Bob.
 
2012-06-07 03:25:17 PM

DrZiffle: "You *do* realize I am the biggest-selling female artist ever?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Come on now...it's not like she's Ke$ha or anything. Adele is not everybody's cup of tea, but she is talented.
 
2012-06-07 03:25:47 PM

DrZiffle: "You *do* realize I am the biggest-selling female artist ever?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Oh, c'mon, McDonald's is one of the top selling restaurants in America, but it's by no means the best.

Speaking of McDonald's, did Adele mean the "biggest SELLING artist" or the "BIGGEST selling artist?"
 
2012-06-07 03:26:01 PM
Hey she set fire to the rain, that's a pretty farking big accomplishment
 
2012-06-07 03:26:21 PM
Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.
 
2012-06-07 03:27:48 PM
Is she? Huh. I wonder what she sounds like.. (opens iTunes)
 
2012-06-07 03:29:22 PM
Dont really have to click on the link. the headline covers it. Not sure what the hell they are talking about.
 
2012-06-07 03:29:42 PM
"I woke up regretting everything I said."

He was drunk.
 
2012-06-07 03:30:07 PM
Oh yeah.. that 'Rumor Has It' song gets heavy rotation on the canned music at my workplace.
 
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2012-06-07 03:30:08 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Adele makes it sound like she's already peaked and is waiting for death. She seriously doesn't have any other goals in life? That's sad.


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Jrrr: There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man.
 
2012-06-07 03:30:37 PM
More like "reach for the cheesecake." amirite?

/his name is robert paulson
 
2012-06-07 03:31:06 PM

Apos: Slaxl: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.

If you met one of the world's best-selling musicians-an Elton John,Stevie Wonder,Bob Dylan-would you tell that person to "strive to achieve" what he or she has already achieved a thousand times over? Come on now.


She needs to move up to endeavoring to persevere.

jackmalcolm.com

/ Then think about it for a while.
// Then go to war.
 
2012-06-07 03:31:26 PM

Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.


Came here to say this. Everything I've read about this guy in his own words (which, granted, isn't a lot, but still), he's making self-deprecating and/or self-mocking comments. He seems pretty humble ... and funny.

I like that.

And I haven't seen any of his work, as far as I know, but I'm not going to pretend I don't know who he is, FFS.
 
2012-06-07 03:31:42 PM

EyeballKid: DrZiffle: "You *do* realize I am the biggest-selling female artist ever?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Oh, c'mon, McDonald's is one of the top selling restaurants in America, but it's by no means the best.

Speaking of McDonald's, did Adele mean the "biggest SELLING artist" or the "BIGGEST selling artist?"


Is this like the XKCD hyphen-shifting thing? 'biggest-selling artist' becomes 'biggest selling-artist'?
 
2012-06-07 03:31:55 PM

Slaxl: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Man encourages woman to strive to achieve dreams, woman responds "fark off, i'm the biggest selling artist ever"... yeah, he really comes off worse in this little tale.


It doesn't come off as totally condescending to you?
 
2012-06-07 03:32:19 PM
"Biggest" Subby? Surely you jest.

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Wait, we're talking record sales? Ooooooh....
 
2012-06-07 03:32:21 PM

leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.


Doubt she has outsold Barbara Streisand either
 
2012-06-07 03:32:33 PM
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2012-06-07 03:32:45 PM

MadAzza: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Came here to say this. Everything I've read about this guy in his own words (which, granted, isn't a lot, but still), he's making self-deprecating and/or self-mocking comments. He seems pretty humble ... and funny.

I like that.

And I haven't seen any of his work, as far as I know, but I'm not going to pretend I don't know who he is, FFS.


He was in the 5th Harry Potter movie, Cedric Diggory. I think that's about all I've seen of him in action.
 
2012-06-07 03:33:04 PM

Apos: If you met one of the world's best-selling musicians-an Elton John,Stevie Wonder,Bob Dylan-would you tell that person to "strive to achieve" what he or she has already achieved a thousand times over? Come on now.


It really depends on how the conversation started. If she's talking about wanting to take up painting or improve the quality of her singing or even selling more albums, then his response isn't really out of whack. In fact, I really can't think of any circumstance where this is ridiculous, unless he had no idea who she was and figured she was just some fat chick trying to start up her music career.
 
2012-06-07 03:33:08 PM
Mama Cass has died?
 
2012-06-07 03:33:21 PM

Slaxl: I've only heard of her in passing, I knew she was a singer, but I googled her to see where she ranks on top selling artists. Not even on the list. If she wants to be a top selling artist then she should just reach for her goals. I wouldn't put Adele in the same category as Elton, Stevie and Bob.


First of all she said "female" and second of all - she's broken dozens of sales records including one or two from the Beatles. I think she is in safe territory stating what she did.
 
2012-06-07 03:36:05 PM

leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.


Adel did not actually say those words, it was Sparkles McDouchie Von Pire that gave that description of the supposed argument. The "article" is only his side of the story. Adel has more class in her stool than this guy has in his entire body so I'm guessing she never said anything of the sort.

\Not an Adel fan
\\She's unbelievably talented
\\\\Just not my style
 
2012-06-07 03:36:05 PM

leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.


but she's probably eaten that record.

/amirite
 
2012-06-07 03:36:59 PM

gingerjet: First of all she said "female" and second of all - she's broken dozens of sales records including one or two from the Beatles. I think she is in safe territory stating what she did.


Going just off the way his quote was presented, it looks like she was trying to start up a pity party and he didn't bite, so she coonted out. Unless the story comes out differently, I don't see any reason to take her side.
 
2012-06-07 03:37:27 PM

TravisBickle62: leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.

Doubt she has outsold Barbara Streisand either



She probably didn't say what he said she said.
 
2012-06-07 03:37:45 PM
 
2012-06-07 03:38:06 PM

TravisBickle62: Hey she set fire to the rain, that's a pretty farking big accomplishment


Meh, Cleveland set a whole river on fire
 
2012-06-07 03:38:07 PM

Alphax: MadAzza: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Came here to say this. Everything I've read about this guy in his own words (which, granted, isn't a lot, but still), he's making self-deprecating and/or self-mocking comments. He seems pretty humble ... and funny.

I like that.

And I haven't seen any of his work, as far as I know, but I'm not going to pretend I don't know who he is, FFS.

He was in the 5th 4th Harry Potter movie, Cedric Diggory. I think that's about all I've seen of him in action.


FTFY. He was the first good guy to physically die in the series.

www.neatorama.com
 
2012-06-07 03:39:03 PM

max_pooper: leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.

Adel did not actually say those words, it was Sparkles McDouchie Von Pire that gave that description of the supposed argument. The "article" is only his side of the story. Adel has more class in her stool than this guy has in his entire body so I'm guessing she never said anything of the sort.


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THIS
 
2012-06-07 03:39:20 PM
Can't stand this fat pig.
 
2012-06-07 03:39:27 PM

Neeek: TravisBickle62: leviosaurus: Is she really selling more than Madonna? According to wiki, Madonna's sales are over 300 million albums. I have trouble believing Adele has beaten that record.

Doubt she has outsold Barbara Streisand either


She probably didn't say what he said she said.


She probably tried to chew on his arm
 
2012-06-07 03:39:50 PM
I have no idea what this is supposed to be a bout.
 
2012-06-07 03:40:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Alphax: MadAzza: Apos: Celebs seldom own up to such diocy. He deserves to be applauded.

Came here to say this. Everything I've read about this guy in his own words (which, granted, isn't a lot, but still), he's making self-deprecating and/or self-mocking comments. He seems pretty humble ... and funny.

I like that.

And I haven't seen any of his work, as far as I know, but I'm not going to pretend I don't know who he is, FFS.

He was in the 5th 4th Harry Potter movie, Cedric Diggory. I think that's about all I've seen of him in action.

FTFY. He was the first good guy to physically die in the series.

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Doh! You're right. I miscounted. I knew it was the Goblet of Fire.
 
2012-06-07 03:40:48 PM

Old Man Winter: Adele's Exboyfriend's Tweets


That's pretty damn funny.
 
2012-06-07 03:41:02 PM
I've never heard any of her work so I am just going to take the easy way out and say she sucks.
 
2012-06-07 03:41:54 PM
Adele is fat. That's all that really matters here.
 
2012-06-07 03:42:30 PM

gingerjet: Slaxl: I've only heard of her in passing, I knew she was a singer, but I googled her to see where she ranks on top selling artists. Not even on the list. If she wants to be a top selling artist then she should just reach for her goals. I wouldn't put Adele in the same category as Elton, Stevie and Bob.

First of all she said "female" and second of all - she's broken dozens of sales records including one or two from the Beatles. I think she is in safe territory stating what she did.


Yeah I don't get that, must be alot of lonely women out there....she just has no soul in her voice
 
2012-06-07 03:43:53 PM

TravisBickle62: Hey she set fire to the rain, that's a pretty farking big accomplishment


Or at least tried to
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