hubiestubert: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 310x293]Spiders in my house and I have a deal. They get the fireflies and the bugs, they get free rein to make webs in the corners. It works, and I respect their contribution to the house. I demand that they work for their keep...
ShawnDoc: They feed on blood from vertebrates, by eating mosquitoes after the mosquitoes have fed.
Oldiron_79: hubiestubert: Jubeebee--To be fair, centipedes are minions of the 10,000 Hells...Watch a vid of a giant centepede eating a tarantula or a scorpion. You will think 2 girls 1 cup and the BME pain olympics are for pussies afterwords
darch: My roommates girlfriend is deathly afraid of spiders. I'm already planning my evil practical jokes when she visits.Say goodbye to THAT relationship.Seriously- my wife LOSES HER MIND at even the mention of the word "spider". If I tried that practical joke shiat, it'd be Divorceville.Careful with that crap.
Cubicle Jockey: Oldiron_79: hubiestubert: Jubeebee--To be fair, centipedes are minions of the 10,000 Hells...Watch a vid of a giant centepede eating a tarantula or a scorpion. You will think 2 girls 1 cup and the BME pain olympics are for pussies afterwordsI've seen videos of them eating mice and bats.
Jubeebee: Yay spider thread![encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 279x181]
imgod2u: So really we're just a few evolutionary steps away from these things feeding directly from mammals....
dls: The scientists were able to test their theory that antennae shape is an important factor in spider meal choice by using a mixture of male and female body parts to create hybrid mosquitoes.Anyone else concerned about hybrid mosquitoes?/ Bad dreams, I has them
Oldiron_79: nursemt719: I knew an arachnid researcher back in my heady days of toxicology reserach. He had been doing research on Salticidae and was kind enough to inform me that members of Salticidae were proven to have the similar intelligence to dogs. These spiders can solve problems. Sweet dreams!I feel a little bad about killing them with fire now.
fusillade762: Vampire spidersThey used model "Frankenstein mosquitoes"I think we have SyFy's next movie of the week right there.
FRANKENSQUITO vs DRACUTARANTULA!
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