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(Google)   6.0 Earthquake strikes near Lima, Peru. Alpacas everywhere   (google.com) divider line 70
    More: Scary, Republic of South Peru, Peru, ICA, Ring of Fire, capital region, seismology, U.S. Geological Survey  
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2012-06-07 02:21:33 PM
Y'know, if you're going to have a bit earthquake, I suppose it's best to have it a week after a nationwide earthquake drill
 
2012-06-07 02:22:41 PM
the alpaca lips is upon us
 
2012-06-07 02:34:09 PM
Everybody alpaca!
 
2012-06-07 02:35:52 PM
An Alpaca once bit my sister ...
Mynd you, Alpaca bites Kan be pretty nasti...

www.critterzone.com
 
2012-06-07 02:38:33 PM
OH MY GOD!!!! THE HUMANITY!
static.caloriecount.about.com
/yeah, I don't like em, no sir.
 
2012-06-07 02:38:37 PM
The Horror.
Think of all the Machu Pichuians!

/or something
//Machu Pichites?
 
2012-06-07 02:40:01 PM
IS TAYLOR LAUTNER OKAY???
 
2012-06-07 02:40:23 PM
Obli...

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-06-07 02:41:12 PM
Save the baby llamas! Women and children first!
 
2012-06-07 02:43:35 PM
Help, somebody help! I've been in a terrible accident! I got hit in the head and I have amnesia. I'm a bus driver, and I've got to get these alpacas to school. Quick!
 
2012-06-07 02:43:37 PM

Charlie Chingas: Obli...

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 195x258]


Macho Pikachu?
 
2012-06-07 02:44:59 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Charlie Chingas: Obli...

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 195x258]

Macho Pikachu?


Or macho Pichu, the younger pikachu..
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-07 02:45:14 PM

ChipNASA: OH MY GOD!!!! THE HUMANITY!
[static.caloriecount.about.com image 200x200]
/yeah, I don't like em, no sir.


North: Lima beans
South: Butter beans

(Limas are those big white ones)
 
2012-06-07 02:46:40 PM
Agggggggh!
 
2012-06-07 02:47:50 PM
Why the scary tag? This happens down there all the time; the locals barely even wince when this happens.
 
2012-06-07 02:48:16 PM
that's what they get for trying to take the falklands.
 
2012-06-07 02:48:35 PM
yeah why the scary tag?

subby lives in an alternate reality world
 
2012-06-07 02:50:32 PM
Serves 'em right for making their beans all squishy and green and tasting like they do.
 
2012-06-07 02:50:33 PM
 
2012-06-07 02:50:49 PM
I'm glad someone thought of the alpacas. Poor little guys probably drooled all over everything.
 
2012-06-07 02:52:46 PM
Hope this won't disrupt my coke supply
 
2012-06-07 02:53:38 PM
como te llamas?
 
2012-06-07 02:55:28 PM
I recently ate some alpaca meat. It tasted like lamb.

/CSB
 
2012-06-07 02:57:04 PM
I couldn't help but to immediately reread the headline with an old-fashioned telegrapher reader's voice.
 
2012-06-07 02:57:58 PM

abhorrent1: Hope this won't disrupt my coke supply


depends, are they in bottles or cans? ;)
 
2012-06-07 03:01:57 PM
I get it subby.
Kids agree asparagus is tasty. Mayor seen checking sofa cushions for spare change.
 
2012-06-07 03:03:55 PM
Llama llama duck


orangecow.org
 
2012-06-07 03:04:53 PM
nyymichan.fi
 
2012-06-07 03:08:40 PM
Goddamn earth quake unions ruin everythink
 
2012-06-07 03:12:07 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-06-07 03:12:30 PM

Andrew Wiggin: that's what they get for trying to take the falklands.


close, but that was the Argentinians
 
2012-06-07 03:15:17 PM

ChipNASA: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x375]


Someone needs to give that thing bright blue eyes and a "The Spice Must Flow" caption.
 
2012-06-07 03:16:06 PM

Strobeguy: Andrew Wiggin: that's what they get for trying to take the falklands.

close, but that was the Argentinians


Well, If Helen Keller hadn't gotten busted by the Australians the Argentinians would have left the Sandwich Islands alone. Her and her FARKING diary.
 
2012-06-07 03:21:12 PM

Strobeguy: Andrew Wiggin: that's what they get for trying to take the falklands.

close, but that was the Argentinians


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-07 03:25:58 PM
This is the Peruvian anti-riot police in full gear. They look awesome.
I'd want to start a Peruvian riot just to see these guys take me down. Like Batman.


www.geekologie.com
/hot
 
2012-06-07 03:26:25 PM
i wonder how many brazillion people were killed in this travisty
/brazillion, slightly more tan and rhythmic than a billion
 
2012-06-07 03:30:28 PM

schattenteufel: This is the Peruvian anti-riot police in full gear. They look awesome.
I'd want to start a Peruvian riot just to see these guys take me down. Like Batman.


[www.geekologie.com image 450x643]
/hot


The guy in the center looks like he gots the jock itch something awful and just can't get at it.
hell, they ALL look like that.
Peruvians should make sure they riot on a hot day.
 
2012-06-07 03:32:47 PM

SmackLT: Y'know, if you're going to have a bit earthquake, I suppose it's best to have it a week after a nationwide earthquake drill


What exactly is a bit earthquake?
 
2012-06-07 03:32:57 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i wonder how many brazillion people were killed in this travisty
/brazillion, slightly more tan and rhythmic than a billion


upload.wikimedia.org

not impressed with your shinazagins
 
2012-06-07 03:33:27 PM
"Telephone lines were cut temporarily"

WTF are telephone "lines"? Lines at the Verizon store?
 
2012-06-07 03:33:43 PM

SmackLT: Y'know, if you're going to have a bit earthquake, I suppose it's best to have it a week after a nationwide earthquake drill


If you're drilling for earthquakes, you deserve anything you get.
 
2012-06-07 03:37:31 PM

ChipNASA: OH MY GOD!!!! THE HUMANITY!


www.ruralramblings.com
OH MY GOD!!!! THE DROMEDARY!

/there were fleas and spittle everywhere!
 
2012-06-07 03:44:08 PM

Cybernetic: ChipNASA: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x375]

Someone needs to give that thing bright blue eyes and a "The Spice Must Flow" caption.


j.wigflip.com

/yes I made it Hurr Durr on poupoise
 
2012-06-07 03:47:13 PM
*Scary* tag subby? Really?

Do you even *live* in Lima??? I bet you don't... So how could you possibly be scared of an earthquake thousands of miles from you?

I bet you're one of those ninny's that get scared from the stuff you see on the news... I bet you watch Fox News...

/Fox News... now *that's* scary.
 
2012-06-07 03:53:23 PM

bruegel: SmackLT: Y'know, if you're going to have a bit earthquake, I suppose it's best to have it a week after a nationwide earthquake drill

What exactly is a bit earthquake?


It's what goes in the business end of an earthquake drill, obviously.
 
2012-06-07 03:56:16 PM
www.ypsilon2.com
 
2012-06-07 03:57:11 PM
that was nowhere near Lima... Arequipa is over 600 mi. away
 
2012-06-07 04:00:59 PM
How is the rest of the phonetic alphabet reacting to this news?
 
2012-06-07 04:17:30 PM

Theaetetus: /there were fleas and spittle everywhere


Dr Pepper is not nice when flying through my nose, thank you very much.
 
2012-06-07 04:20:54 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-07 04:30:09 PM
Pray for Al Snow.
 
2012-06-07 04:45:18 PM
i'm a big fan of both the aminal and the bean, just to set some ground rules here.

hope you okay Peruvians & everybody in the quake
 
2012-06-07 04:58:36 PM
Subby's a dipsnit.
Earthquake wasn't near Lima... hundreds of miles away.
 
2012-06-07 05:03:09 PM
Save the Peruvians!
www.sevastopolhotels.com
 
2012-06-07 05:16:36 PM
I don't think I'll ever get over Machu Picchu.
 
2012-06-07 05:22:17 PM
Alpaca my bags...
 
2012-06-07 05:23:58 PM
img825.imageshack.us
Al Pacino will recover.
 
2012-06-07 05:27:57 PM
Alpacalype Now?
 
2012-06-07 05:28:08 PM
freedownloadwallpapers.org
They'll all recover.
 
2012-06-07 05:31:00 PM
Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?
 
2012-06-07 05:32:04 PM
fourntwentyblackbirds.files.wordpress.com
Lima, however, will never be the same.
 
2012-06-07 05:34:04 PM

rockradio1: Strobeguy: Andrew Wiggin: that's what they get for trying to take the falklands.

close, but that was the Argentinians

Well, If Helen Keller hadn't gotten busted by the Australians the Argentinians would have left the Sandwich Islands alone. Her and her FARKING diary.


hey leave the Austrians out of this! not their fault they live with all those crazy kangaroos!
 
2012-06-07 06:38:12 PM

Theaetetus: OH MY GOD!!!! THE DROMEDARY LONG TOENAILS!


Fixed that for you.

/back ones need trimming
 
2012-06-07 06:57:50 PM

schattenteufel: This is the Peruvian anti-riot police in full gear. They look awesome.
I'd want to start a Peruvian riot just to see these guys take me down. Like Batman.
[www.geekologie.com image 450x643]
/hot


Doesn't count they have no rubber nipples
 
2012-06-07 08:22:38 PM

Posh Naranek: [fourntwentyblackbirds.files.wordpress.com image 400x397]
Lima, however, will never be the same.


How dare you post that NSFMS* abomination on this website? HOW DARE YOU?

/*not safe for my stomach
 
2012-06-07 09:13:53 PM
images.stuffofawesome.com
 
2012-06-07 09:32:35 PM
Whats the deal with alpaca's./

It seems like it is a giant ponzi scheme..

You sell the wool, but don't really make any money, it just pays for the vet bills.

you only make money if you can find another sucker to want to go into alpaca farming and make some money.
 
2012-06-07 11:42:08 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Whats the deal with alpaca's./

It seems like it is a giant ponzi scheme..

You sell the wool, but don't really make any money, it just pays for the vet bills.

you only make money if you can find another sucker to want to go into alpaca farming and make some money.


All breeding programs are ponzi schemes...

Except Chitlins. They're mean little critters, but their coats are worth a fortune.
 
2012-06-08 12:12:28 AM
Just in time for the Alpaca bowl.
 
2012-06-08 09:05:28 AM
didn't feel shiat yesterday, but just felt a pretty good one, 8 am, 8 June, Lima time,... and the simulation last week was pretty f'ing funny. Everyone meandered out to the street and stood around for 10 minutes.
 
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