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(CBC)   From the slow news day department: Headphones lost at bus shelter   (cbc.ca ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Halifax, bus stops, Halifax Regional Police, Tower Road, headphones  
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4895 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2012 at 1:59 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-07 01:44:03 PM  
dibs
 
2012-06-07 02:02:59 PM  
Well, just look for someone with an enormous head.

/Duh.
 
2012-06-07 02:05:03 PM  
static.desktopnexus.com
Not amused
 
2012-06-07 02:06:44 PM  
Has anyone seen Big Head Todd lately? Last I heard, he was with the monsters.
 
2012-06-07 02:10:49 PM  
I hope these show up on the Paul Bunyon statue in Bemidji.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-07 02:11:40 PM  
Because of the size of the headphones, Halifax Regional Police say they believe two or more people are responsible for the deed.

That's some top notch police work, right there.
 
2012-06-07 02:12:03 PM  
The theft was reported by a passerby and is believed to have happened sometime between the end of May and the first week of June.

Surprising the driver didn't say something right away when they were trying to get the headphones into the bus.
 
2012-06-07 02:12:19 PM  
Well, let's be honest, that's probably the most exciting thing to happen in Nova Scotia this week.

(Corpse-in-hockey-bag was last week, right?)
 
2012-06-07 02:13:12 PM  
Possible suspect

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-07 02:13:31 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Dem shiats be looking tight on toppa my Mom's double-wide, knowwhatI'msayin'?
 
2012-06-07 02:13:59 PM  
Mayhaps they took it out the way it went in?

/whatevs
 
2012-06-07 02:14:33 PM  
Ahh, life on the crime ridden, gritty streets of Canada...
 
2012-06-07 02:15:06 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Person of interest
 
2012-06-07 02:18:51 PM  
The thieves that took it were moving in stereo.

//got nothing
 
2012-06-07 02:20:09 PM  
s16.postimage.org
 
2012-06-07 02:20:49 PM  
I SAID: HEADPHONES LOST AT BUS SHELTER

/got nothing
 
2012-06-07 02:26:37 PM  
Dairy association said they're worth $12,000. Must have bought them at the Apple Store.
 
2012-06-07 02:27:59 PM  

TheAlgebraist: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 396x234]

Dem shiats be looking tight on toppa my Mom's double-wide, knowwhatI'msayin'?


How do you like me now, Hamburglar?!?!
 
2012-06-07 02:29:40 PM  

misterfweem: Dairy association said they're worth $12,000. Must have bought them at the Apple Store.


A steal. They must have been refurbished.
 
2012-06-07 02:33:21 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Has anyone seen Big Head Todd lately? Last I heard, he was with the monsters.


Wow, mucho thanks for the post. Inspired me to check their tour schedule. Now I know what I'm doing mid-August. With Cracker opening, no less!

"Circle!"
 
2012-06-07 02:36:54 PM  
Notice the smirk?

www.esquire.com
 
2012-06-07 02:36:59 PM  
Heh..Halifax FTW....

A nice change from the gun play and homicides.

/Obvious tag stolen too?
 
2012-06-07 02:44:43 PM  
tech.blorge.com
 
2012-06-07 02:49:19 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [tech.blorge.com image 150x100]


FLAY THEM WITH OUR EARBUDS! FLAY THEM I SAY!
 
2012-06-07 02:53:29 PM  
ryosukeoshimizu.files.wordpress.com

Wasn't me.
 
2012-06-07 02:54:48 PM  
bikerbob59

Well, just look for someone with an enormous head.

/Duh.



I said I don't have them!!
 
2012-06-07 02:56:32 PM  

vendaz: Ahh, life on the crime ridden, gritty streets of Canada...


Hey! We did just have a mass mall shooting and a freaky body-parts-mailing cannibal porn star attention whore. What do we have to do to get some respect around here?
 
2012-06-07 02:57:02 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-07 03:13:57 PM  

misterfweem: Dairy association said they're worth $12,000. Must have bought them at the Apple Store.



And they're only slightly more overpriced than a pair of Beats, which were designed after decades of research and testing by Dr Dre, audiologist.
 
2012-06-07 03:14:39 PM  
part of a Dairy Farmers of Canada campaign advertising free workout music.

Because physically fit cows are happy cows...
 
2012-06-07 03:22:35 PM  

angrycrank: vendaz: Ahh, life on the crime ridden, gritty streets of Canada...

Hey! We did just have a mass mall shooting and a freaky body-parts-mailing cannibal porn star attention whore. What do we have to do to get some respect around here?


Mass executions at Dundas Square?
Not necessarily criminals either. You could just pull random assholes out of bars & string 'em up.
 
2012-06-07 03:23:33 PM  
FTFA: The theft was reported by a passerby and is believed to have happened sometime between the end of May and the first week of June.


How in hell did no one notice for the span of a couple of weeks!? Must not have been a very popular bus stop.
 
2012-06-07 03:25:11 PM  
Wanted for questioning.

cdn2.sbnation.com
 
2012-06-07 03:31:35 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
Seen fleeing the scene
 
2012-06-07 03:35:46 PM  
It was Scott... he's a giant dick.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-07 03:38:44 PM  

Doink_Boink: misterfweem: Dairy association said they're worth $12,000. Must have bought them at the Apple Store.


And they're only slightly more overpriced than a pair of Beats, which were designed after decades of research and testing by Dr Dre, audiologist.


He *IS* a doctor, after all.
 
2012-06-07 04:08:02 PM  
Did anyone say they were Beats yet?
Maybe with solid gold, oxygen sealed, kevlar covered cables from Monster?
I bet that was it.

Or that damned Ricky. He's always up to some hair brained scheme. Someone call Julian to get him out of this mess while I go distract Mr. Lahey & Randy with some liquor and porn.
 
2012-06-07 04:30:31 PM  

loonatic112358: Possible suspect


Gaah what the fark is that?? Thanks for the nightmare fuel
 
2012-06-07 04:57:35 PM  

stratagos: Gaah what the fark is that?? Thanks for the nightmare fuel


wiki

video
 
das
2012-06-07 04:58:52 PM  

stratagos: loonatic112358: Possible suspect

Gaah what the fark is that?? Thanks for the nightmare fuel


What he said...and asked. Damn.
 
2012-06-07 05:00:43 PM  

Rich Cream: Mayhaps they took it out the way it went in?

/whatevs


Hey mister, this is a family show !!
 
2012-06-07 05:29:47 PM  

Gunz_drawn: Rich Cream: Mayhaps they took it out the way it went in?

/whatevs

Hey mister, this is a family show !!



You've been misinformed.
 
2012-06-07 06:21:01 PM  
Ooops, Sorry, I thought I was on Linkedin.
 
2012-06-07 07:57:17 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-08 01:33:47 AM  
So this place is where abused buses go?
 
2012-06-08 11:36:28 AM  
 
2012-06-08 09:47:36 PM  

good_2_go: They're baaaack


Oh, thank goodness. Now we just need to solve the debt crisis, peace in Middle East, and cure cankers.
 
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