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(Daily Mail)   Bravo hoping to recast reality star's boyfriend. Subby thinks this would be the perfect time to introduce a lesbian character   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-06-07 10:46:12 AM
www.tvgasm.com
 
2012-06-07 01:22:09 PM
How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows
 
2012-06-07 02:11:20 PM
How can you "recast" somebody's boyfriend if it's a reality show? Her contract states she must now date this other person?
 
2012-06-07 02:12:37 PM

Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows


You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.
 
2012-06-07 02:17:52 PM
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I'm sick of all these m-f'ing housewives on my m-f'ing tv.
 
2012-06-07 02:19:29 PM

realmolo: Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows

You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.


I can't think of much I wouldn't give to do to be of the unilaterally hated rich people.

/pride, I don;t have much
//bills, got plenty of them though
 
2012-06-07 02:24:43 PM
I don't care who her new boyfriend is as long as he has AIDS and gives it to her.
 
2012-06-07 02:31:47 PM
I'm sure she'll make the tough and non-superficial move away from this 'bad' boyfriend soon enough. All women do.
 
2012-06-07 02:38:38 PM
I do love unemployed younger men
 
2012-06-07 02:46:37 PM

ChrisDe: How can you "recast" somebody's boyfriend if it's a reality show? Her contract states she must now date this other person?


It's weird. This guy has dated like 3 previous houswives. Some how, he's been on the show since the beginning, even as housewives have left the show. He just goes on and dates another housewife. It is very odd.

realmolo: Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows

You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.


Maybe at most 10% of all the housewives are actually "rich". The rest are bankrupt. Morally, and financially.

/all things aside, Gretchen is seriously Barbie Doll beautiful
 
2012-06-07 02:50:32 PM
Slade Smiley is the encyclopedic definition of DOUCHE
 
2012-06-07 02:51:02 PM
"leaching"?

How about "leeching" Daily Fail?

ObSeesh: Sheesh
 
2012-06-07 02:54:14 PM

Lollipop165:
/all things aside, Gretchen is seriously Barbie Doll beautiful


Gretchen has a great body, but her face gets a bit icky up close. She uses a ton of make up to "fix" her skin.
 
2012-06-07 02:55:41 PM

PaisleyHunter: I do love unemployed younger men


As long as you don't mind them pale and overweight you are in the right place!
 
2012-06-07 03:01:01 PM
I find the villanization of the guy funny. You hear about a man helping to pay his wife/girlfriends legal bills quite often and it's pretty accepted. Make the woman the breadwinner and all of a sudden he's a worthless sack of crap. Sure he's on TV but so is she.
 
2012-06-07 03:04:31 PM
Isn't Gretchen the one that married that really old rich guy who had cancer and died? And she tried to tell everyone with a straight face that she married the dude for love, not money?
 
2012-06-07 03:05:26 PM
My roomate watches some of these shows. The other day there was an episode where they were in Costa Rica. I looked over the hotel looked awesome the environment looked great and all these hens did was complain. I wish I had it so bad. I checked out when they were on the beach having a picnic and it looked like a raccoon was wandering around they were trying to feed it or something. I was wishing the thing had super rabies and ate them. No such luck.
 
2012-06-07 03:06:34 PM

PaisleyHunter: I do love unemployed younger men


Your profile just got 1,000 hits.
 
2012-06-07 03:06:46 PM

ChrisDe: How can you "recast" somebody's boyfriend if it's a reality show? Her contract states she must now date this other person?


^^^^^^^^^^ million dollar question.

I think the answer is these photos:

i.dailymail.co.uk
He isn't looking at her, he's looking at a camera.
She is pushing him away, but she knows where her payday is so tolerates it gladly.
That isn't a real relationship.
He looks like drunk white trash.
She look like she's had a lot of work done under the spackling, which is about 5 years from melting.

i.dailymail.co.uk
He looks drunk.
She has the 'ew why are you touching me? how long do we have to do this?' shoulder hunch going.

This relationship is not real, so there's no big deal in changing out boyfriends.
 
2012-06-07 03:16:19 PM
She's 34! I would've thought early 40s.

Butterface too.
 
2012-06-07 03:18:53 PM

GacysBasement: Isn't Gretchen the one that married that really old rich guy who had cancer and died? And she tried to tell everyone with a straight face that she married the dude for love, not money?


Engaged. He died before they got married.
 
2012-06-07 03:20:10 PM

realmolo: Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows

You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.


FTFA:

'I'm so excited about playing dress-up and having matching outfits with a girl, and I would be just as blessed to have a little boy, too. We're very excited about starting a family.'


And not very intelligent. Reality t.v. "stars" like this shouldn't be allowed to breed. EVER!
 
2012-06-07 03:21:16 PM
Surprise lesbianism is starting to become a farking cliché in TV shows. It's getting embarrassing when it happens. A cry for TV ratings.

/My opinion.
//It's almost never surprise two-guy kissing.
///Commenting on the headline. DNRA
 
2012-06-07 03:24:44 PM

Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows


I have heard that on the show Basketball Wives none of them are wives just GF and baby mommas.
 
2012-06-07 03:37:52 PM

realmolo: Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows

You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.


Fixed that for you.

Not terrible human beings tend to not be on reality shows.
 
2012-06-07 03:43:05 PM
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these monkey farking reality stars misspelling monkey farking words!

Go to monkey farking school and learn how to spell!

He's a monkey farking "LEECH" not a "LEACH", Monkey farker! Do I stutter?!

cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2012-06-07 03:46:00 PM

nmiguy: Enough is enough!

I've had it with these monkey farking reality stars misspelling monkey farking words!

Go to monkey farking school and learn how to spell!

He's a monkey farking "LEECH" not a "LEACH", Monkey farker! Do I stutter?!

[cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 600x332]


Their their, why're u soo nonhappy?
 
2012-06-07 04:02:30 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nmiguy: Enough is enough!

I've had it with these monkey farking reality stars misspelling monkey farking words!

Go to monkey farking school and learn how to spell!

He's a monkey farking "LEECH" not a "LEACH", Monkey farker! Do I stutter?!

[cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 600x332]

Their their, why're u soo nonhappy?


There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
 
2012-06-07 04:11:37 PM

groppet: My roomate watches some of these shows. The other day there was an episode where they were in Costa Rica. I looked over the hotel looked awesome the environment looked great and all these hens did was complain. I wish I had it so bad. I checked out when they were on the beach having a picnic and it looked like a raccoon was wandering around they were trying to feed it or something. I was wishing the thing had super rabies and ate them. No such luck.


I argued with my wife whether it was a raccoon or a ring-tailed lemur.

I don't dislike Slade as much this season. He was the epitome of an asshat back when he dated Jo and drove a Hummer but since his de-masculation, I don't mind him really.

/Heather's hot
// but, uh, I only watch for research purposes.
 
2012-06-07 04:20:11 PM

stellarossa: groppet: My roomate watches some of these shows. The other day there was an episode where they were in Costa Rica. I looked over the hotel looked awesome the environment looked great and all these hens did was complain. I wish I had it so bad. I checked out when they were on the beach having a picnic and it looked like a raccoon was wandering around they were trying to feed it or something. I was wishing the thing had super rabies and ate them. No such luck.

I argued with my wife whether it was a raccoon or a ring-tailed lemur.

I don't dislike Slade as much this season. He was the epitome of an asshat back when he dated Jo and drove a Hummer but since his de-masculation, I don't mind him really.

/Heather's hot
// but, uh, I only watch for research purposes.


I caught a glimpse of it from the kitchen, it looked like a racoon but coulda been a lemur. I did think it was kinda of odd for one to be in Costa Rica. My roomate owes me a new TV for watching those shows on them, she owes me a new couch for other reasons bleh. Im buying old lady plastc covers now!
 
2012-06-07 04:22:57 PM

nmiguy: Representative of the unwashed masses: nmiguy: Enough is enough!

I've had it with these monkey farking reality stars misspelling monkey farking words!

Go to monkey farking school and learn how to spell!

He's a monkey farking "LEECH" not a "LEACH", Monkey farker! Do I stutter?!

[cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 600x332]

Their their, why're u soo nonhappy?

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


ummm, I like plant?
 
2012-06-07 05:04:37 PM
Oh, and Real Housewives of OC already "toyed" (no pun intended) with a lesbian story line.

Forgot her name, but she was far too normal for the show. Pretty, but normal. She supposedly hooked up with Tamara.
 
2012-06-07 05:11:13 PM

groppet: I caught a glimpse of it from the kitchen, it looked like a racoon but coulda been a lemur. I did think it was kinda of odd for one to be in Costa Rica. My roomate owes me a new TV for watching those shows on them, she owes me a new couch for other reasons bleh. Im buying old lady plastc covers now!


There's large critters called "coatis" (sp?) living in Costa Rica. They look like 50% cats crossed with 50% lemurs crossed with 50% raccoons.

/and they like french fries... at least the ones at our resort did
 
2012-06-07 05:22:25 PM

realmolo: Debby7813: How can someone be a "Real Housewife" of anything, if she is NOT a wife?

///don't watch these shows

You need to watch "Real Housewives" at least once. It's good for reminding yourself that rich people, for the most part, are terrible human beings.


And what does Jersey Shore, 16 and Pregnant, Real World and Cops tell us about "poor" people?
 
2012-06-07 05:33:45 PM
Hot and stupid chick is hooked up with a douchebag? *Shocked*
 
2012-06-07 05:41:47 PM

Lollipop165: Oh, and Real Housewives of OC already "toyed" (no pun intended) with a lesbian story line.

Forgot her name, but she was far too normal for the show. Pretty, but normal. She supposedly hooked up with Tamara.


i1181.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-07 05:48:01 PM
Wanted for questioning:
i2.listal.com
 
2012-06-07 06:19:50 PM
Slade Smiley? Seriously? You deserve what you get when you bang someone with that name.
 
2012-06-07 09:19:04 PM
www.hireastar.net

LEACHING!
 
2012-06-07 10:45:32 PM
Great television. Yet another reason why I am cancelling cable.
 
2012-06-07 11:11:49 PM
I'll never understand why guys are obsessed with lesbians. They don't care about your dong, so you're not getting any.
 
2012-06-08 05:26:51 AM
I got sucked into the RH vortex watching these with my wife so I am getting a kick out of these replies..

/With a name like Slade Smiley
//He should do pr0n
///Child support paid.....
 
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