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(NBC Connecticut)   Infallible defense for robbery at knifepoint: I was sleepwalking   ( ) divider line 8
    More: Unlikely, Winston Riley, Bridgeport, Mohegan Sun, sleepwalking, robbery  
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769 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2012 at 10:24 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-07 10:31:33 AM  
Ahh yes, the Crystal Gale defense.
2012-06-07 10:34:13 AM
2012-06-07 10:44:37 AM  
Ambien works better on Bath Salts
2012-06-07 11:21:57 AM  
I'm in favor of triple penalties for people using these types of defenses. They are basically saying that their behavior can't be corrected. All we can do is lock them up forever to be safe.
2012-06-07 11:44:03 AM
2012-06-07 11:45:07 AM  
His lawyer hasn't thought through that clever plan of pleading 'sleepwalking'.

Lawyer: The defense pleads sleepwalking "a legitimate medical condition."

Prosecutor: We accept that. Since a knife-wielding sleepwalker is a danger to others, we move that he be confined to a mental institution for the rest of his life.
2012-06-07 12:15:20 PM
2012-06-07 12:37:51 PM  
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