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(Telegraph)   If this was your profession, how would you put it on your resume?   (fashion.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Silly, Karl Lagerfeld, caterpillars  
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2012-06-07 09:59:10 AM
Pretentious article is pretentious.
 
2012-06-07 09:59:31 AM
Simple. Pussy tender.
 
2012-06-07 10:00:35 AM
Catmaid?
 
2012-06-07 10:01:58 AM
little white pussy pleaser?
 
2012-06-07 10:07:06 AM
Like they say, dogs have owners, cats have staff.
 
2012-06-07 10:07:23 AM
Headline unclear. If it was referring to cat, I would use something like, "good with people as long as I consider you worthy of my attention." If it was referring to either of the two maids I'd go with "pussy fluffer".
 
2012-06-07 10:07:44 AM
And they said he'd never develop an affinity for pussy.
 
2012-06-07 10:10:02 AM
Feline maintenance technician.
 
2012-06-07 10:24:58 AM
Pussy can mean cat OR genitals!!!!
 
2012-06-07 10:31:48 AM
Animal trainer.
 
2012-06-07 10:35:42 AM
I doubt I'd have a resume, but I suppose if I did I'd just put "cat."
 
2012-06-07 10:39:32 AM
Caretaker of popular fashion designer's most precious possession.

/ And emptier of litter boxes.
// Fur ball custodian.
 
2012-06-07 10:40:48 AM
Lion tamer.
 
2012-06-07 10:43:36 AM

Nurglitch: Lion tamer.


Chartered accountant
 
2012-06-07 10:46:58 AM
cat-like typing detected?
 
2012-06-07 11:17:53 AM
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FTA: We agree, eating at the table and keeping a diary are fine, but dressing up? That's just a whisker too far.


Well I'm glad he's being sensible & not going overboard like some crazy cat person
 
2012-06-07 11:30:24 AM
Experience: Professional Housekeeper - Lagerfield estate.

Responsibilities: Caring for the only pussy Karl Lagerfield ever petted.
 
2012-06-07 11:35:30 AM
I would call myself

The bloke that idly ripped Karl Lagerfeld off to the tune of £60,000 and a boatload of iPad porn a year...because he was stupid enough to believe a single cat needed two maids and an iPad
 
2012-06-07 11:59:17 AM
Reason #12687458275487 Rich People Suck.
 
2012-06-07 12:12:05 PM
"were"
 
2012-06-07 12:37:04 PM

OneNightStand: Experience: Professional Housekeeper - Lagerfield estate.

Responsibilities: Caring for the only pussy Karl Lagerfield ever petted.


win!
 
2012-06-07 01:24:37 PM
Rich guy gets kitten.
Rich guy makes sure kitten is well taken care of.

I'm really having difficulty getting outraged about this.
 
2012-06-07 03:42:26 PM

skepticultist: Reason #12687458275487 Rich People Suck.


Yall sounds poor.

/I said you're poor kenny. You're poor!
 
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