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(Telegraph)   If this was your profession, how would you put it on your resume?   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Karl Lagerfeld, caterpillars  
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5633 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Jun 2012 at 9:55 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-07 09:59:10 AM  
Pretentious article is pretentious.
2012-06-07 09:59:31 AM  
Simple. Pussy tender.
2012-06-07 10:00:35 AM  
2012-06-07 10:01:58 AM  
little white pussy pleaser?
2012-06-07 10:07:06 AM  
Like they say, dogs have owners, cats have staff.
2012-06-07 10:07:23 AM  
Headline unclear. If it was referring to cat, I would use something like, "good with people as long as I consider you worthy of my attention." If it was referring to either of the two maids I'd go with "pussy fluffer".
2012-06-07 10:07:44 AM  
And they said he'd never develop an affinity for pussy.
2012-06-07 10:10:02 AM  
Feline maintenance technician.
2012-06-07 10:24:58 AM  
Pussy can mean cat OR genitals!!!!
2012-06-07 10:31:48 AM  
Animal trainer.
2012-06-07 10:35:42 AM  
I doubt I'd have a resume, but I suppose if I did I'd just put "cat."
2012-06-07 10:39:32 AM  
Caretaker of popular fashion designer's most precious possession.

/ And emptier of litter boxes.
// Fur ball custodian.
2012-06-07 10:40:48 AM  
Lion tamer.
2012-06-07 10:43:36 AM  

Nurglitch: Lion tamer.

Chartered accountant
2012-06-07 10:46:58 AM  
cat-like typing detected?
2012-06-07 11:17:53 AM  
FTA: We agree, eating at the table and keeping a diary are fine, but dressing up? That's just a whisker too far.

Well I'm glad he's being sensible & not going overboard like some crazy cat person
2012-06-07 11:30:24 AM  
Experience: Professional Housekeeper - Lagerfield estate.

Responsibilities: Caring for the only pussy Karl Lagerfield ever petted.
2012-06-07 11:35:30 AM  
I would call myself

The bloke that idly ripped Karl Lagerfeld off to the tune of £60,000 and a boatload of iPad porn a year...because he was stupid enough to believe a single cat needed two maids and an iPad
2012-06-07 11:59:17 AM  
Reason #12687458275487 Rich People Suck.
2012-06-07 12:12:05 PM  
2012-06-07 12:37:04 PM  

OneNightStand: Experience: Professional Housekeeper - Lagerfield estate.

Responsibilities: Caring for the only pussy Karl Lagerfield ever petted.

2012-06-07 01:24:37 PM  
Rich guy gets kitten.
Rich guy makes sure kitten is well taken care of.

I'm really having difficulty getting outraged about this.
2012-06-07 03:42:26 PM  

skepticultist: Reason #12687458275487 Rich People Suck.

Yall sounds poor.

/I said you're poor kenny. You're poor!
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