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(WFTV Orlando)   Never bring a knife to a kick fight   (wftv.com) divider line 74
    More: Cool, knife, robbery, Good Samaritan, pay per clicks, WFTV  
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10819 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2012 at 1:21 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-07 09:42:44 AM  
"I ain't going to let that dude stab me, so I am like, 'Boom!'"

Best quote I've read in a while.
 
2012-06-07 01:23:44 PM  
"Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.
 
2012-06-07 01:23:53 PM  
"Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.
 
2012-06-07 01:23:59 PM  
Knife robbery trifecta in play.
 
2012-06-07 01:26:47 PM  

RibbyK: "Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.


MrSeabass: "Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.


MoronLessOff: Knife robbery trifecta in play.


Trifecta trifecta now in play
 
2012-06-07 01:26:54 PM  
The hero would only talk to the TV crew if they hid his face, but his mug is pretty clear in the surveillance video.
 
2012-06-07 01:27:31 PM  
Posting trifecta of a knife robbery trifecta.... Complete...
 
2012-06-07 01:27:37 PM  

AntonChigger: RibbyK: "Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.

MrSeabass: "Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.

MoronLessOff: Knife robbery trifecta in play.

Trifecta trifecta now in play


NINE SECONDS--WOOOOOO HOOOO!
 
2012-06-07 01:28:31 PM  

AntonChigger: Trifecta trifecta now in play


wwpeteww: Posting trifecta of a knife robbery trifecta.... Complete...


Calling out a trifecta on a trifecta now in a trifecta.
 
2012-06-07 01:28:50 PM  
Bad Day to be a convenience store Robber.
 
2012-06-07 01:31:14 PM  
Posting hot asian chicks trifecta now in play.

/only 3 more to go!
 
2012-06-07 01:33:08 PM  

AntonChigger: RibbyK: "Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.

MrSeabass: "Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.

MoronLessOff: Knife robbery trifecta in play.

Trifecta trifecta now in play


Yo dog...
 
2012-06-07 01:33:29 PM  
I'm getting a kick because I, too, am often like "boom!"
 
2012-06-07 01:33:57 PM  
He chased after the robber with a bottle of wine he took from the store...

this could be a neat trick to steal wine. although a knife is probably worth more than the wine you can get at 7/11
 
2012-06-07 01:34:31 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-07 01:34:41 PM  
Takes some balls to face off with a dude holding a knife, good job dude.
 
2012-06-07 01:34:43 PM  
Yo, dawg. I hear you like trifectas, so I put trifectas in your trifecta so you can trifecta while you trifecta.

/X-to-the-Z
 
2012-06-07 01:35:00 PM  
Can we get a "Trifecta trifecta" badge. I'm still laughing.
 
2012-06-07 01:36:23 PM  
Oh really?
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-06-07 01:36:40 PM  

BurnShrike: AntonChigger: Trifecta trifecta now in play

wwpeteww: Posting trifecta of a knife robbery trifecta.... Complete...

Calling out a trifecta on a trifecta now in a trifecta.


A-trifecta-of-the-word-"trifecta"-in-a-single-sentence trifecta in play.
 
2012-06-07 01:39:46 PM  
give him a 3 for style and technique, but a 10 for execution.

then the white boy be all "umma two steps back"
 
2012-06-07 01:42:59 PM  
imgace.com
 
2012-06-07 01:43:40 PM  
There we have it.

Proof that taekwondo is totally street-effective.
 
2012-06-07 01:51:34 PM  
I tried this once during a convenience store robbery. Unfortunately, I'd only taken Tai Chi. By the time my foot got to where the knife used to be, the robber had long driven off with all the cash in the register.
 
2012-06-07 01:52:18 PM  
Robber was pretty farking dumb to get disarmed by a kick.

/trains knife defense weekly
//knife wins over kicks every time if you know what you're doing
 
2012-06-07 01:53:06 PM  
Repeat!
And from today no less.
 
2012-06-07 01:53:45 PM  
How nice that they brought on someone just to counter and say "I'm a pussy so I'd let him take the money and run."
 
2012-06-07 01:54:21 PM  

Son of Thunder: There we have it.

Proof that taekwondo REX KWON DO is totally street-effective.

 
2012-06-07 01:54:22 PM  
And now, a message from the Staten Island Zoo.

\Punch your nose and kick your face in a punch fight.
 
2012-06-07 01:55:06 PM  
"WFTV checked archives and found out the same 7-Eleven was robbed by a man with a knife last month, but that time, the crook got away with cigarettes and all the money in the cash register."

And 2 sentences down...

"WFTV learned that the same store was robbed by a man with a knife last month, but no word whether there is a connection to the recent attempted robbery."

In other news, WFTV has no competent editors on its staff.
 
2012-06-07 01:55:44 PM  

thewulf: Robber was pretty farking dumb to get disarmed by a kick.

/trains knife defense weekly
//knife wins over kicks every time if you know what you're doing


Serious question, does "The Hunted" depict knife fights with any accuracy?
 
2012-06-07 01:58:39 PM  
was hoping for a van dam style spin kick...
 
2012-06-07 02:01:01 PM  
Here comes the H gang...
 
2012-06-07 02:01:03 PM  

RibbyK: The hero would only talk to the TV crew if they hid his face, but his mug is pretty clear in the surveillance video.


Yeah, I noticed that, too... Not too sharp on the uptake, I guess.
 
2012-06-07 02:01:09 PM  
Stupid.

When someone has a weapon pulled on you and wants your money, you give it to them.

It's just luck this dude isn't laid up in an OR, having his intestines put back together.

It's just money.
 
2012-06-07 02:05:16 PM  
Both quotes are golden.

"I know he wasn't kidding because he came after me," said the customer. "I ain't going to let that dude stab me, so I am like, 'Boom!'"

"A lot of people would call you crazy because this guy had a knife," said WFTV reporter Tim Barber.

"It is what it is. You know what I am saying? You don't think about it at the time because he's like, 'Yo, robbing the place give me all your money,' and I am like, 'Are you serious?'"

Got a good chuckle out of that. Tip of the hat to this dude.
 
2012-06-07 02:07:05 PM  

MoronLessOff: thewulf: Robber was pretty farking dumb to get disarmed by a kick.

/trains knife defense weekly
//knife wins over kicks every time if you know what you're doing

Serious question, does "The Hunted" depict knife fights with any accuracy?


Not even close.



SchlingFocker: Stupid.

When someone has a weapon pulled on you and wants your money, you give it to them.

It's just luck this dude isn't laid up in an OR, having his intestines put back together.

It's just money.


1000x This. Even if you know what you're doing, odds are you're gonna get stabbed. Sharp objects are the hardest things to fight against.
 
2012-06-07 02:08:43 PM  

frenchcheesemuseum: How nice that they brought on someone just to counter and say "I'm a pussy so I'd let him take the money and run."


It's probably more apathy. "Do I care enough if some 7-11 is out 200 bucks to put myself in danger? Nope." It would be like running into a burning building to save a hamster.
 
2012-06-07 02:09:16 PM  

Mikey1969: RibbyK: The hero would only talk to the TV crew if they hid his face, but his mug is pretty clear in the surveillance video.

Yeah, I noticed that, too... Not too sharp on the uptake, I guess.


He has decided to only allow photos during moments of awesomeness, to preserve that ballclanker visage. Wanna argue with him?
 
2012-06-07 02:16:52 PM  

browntimmy: frenchcheesemuseum: How nice that they brought on someone just to counter and say "I'm a pussy so I'd let him take the money and run."

It's probably more apathy. "Do I care enough if some 7-11 is out 200 bucks to put myself in danger? Nope." It would be like running into a burning building to save a hamster.


What if it was Harvey the wonder hamster?
 
2012-06-07 02:20:36 PM  

Ochiba: He has decided to only allow photos during moments of awesomeness, to preserve that ballclanker visage. Wanna argue with him?


LOL, no thanks, don't want the kick to the hand...
 
2012-06-07 02:21:42 PM  

browntimmy: It's probably more apathy. "Do I care enough if some 7-11 is out 200 bucks to put myself in danger? Nope." It would be like running into a burning building to save a hamster.


He could have been crazy and decided to stab them all anyway, even after he got the money.
 
2012-06-07 02:22:36 PM  

AntonChigger: RibbyK: "Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.

MrSeabass: "Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.

MoronLessOff: Knife robbery trifecta in play.

Trifecta trifecta now in play


i158.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-07 02:23:32 PM  
My dad used to be a bouncer. He always said "Never bring a knife to a fight. If you can't kick his ass without it he's just going to take it away from you and use it on you."
 
2012-06-07 02:24:26 PM  

9beers: Takes some balls to face off with a dude holding a knife, good job dude.


In shorts, at that. Jeans at least might deflect a slash.
 
2012-06-07 02:27:01 PM  

spentmiles: I tried this once during a convenience store robbery. Unfortunately, I'd only taken Tai Chi. By the time my foot got to where the knife used to be, the robber had long driven off with all the cash in the register.


Your "legend" status is well-deserved.
 
2012-06-07 02:32:32 PM  
I think the real take-away here is "Don't bring a knife to any kind of fight. No matter what." Even if you bring a knife to a knife fight, you still only have a 50/50 chance of winning.
 
2012-06-07 02:33:49 PM  
Sweet. Lucky as hell, but still sweet.

I'd thrown bottles of wine at him from 10 feet away.
 
2012-06-07 02:43:30 PM  

thewulf: Robber was pretty farking dumb to get disarmed by a kick.

/trains knife defense weekly
//knife wins over kicks every time if you know what you're doing


The mistake he made was that he had a person on either side of him, so he had to keep looking at each one. When he turned away from Mr. Badass for the 3rd time, the dude was ready for it. And BOOM!!

/That had to be said.
//BOOM!!
 
2012-06-07 02:51:14 PM  

AntonChigger: RibbyK: "Kicking the knife-wielding robber" trifecta in play.

MrSeabass: "Knife-wielding robber getting booted" trifecta now in play.

MoronLessOff: Knife robbery trifecta in play.

Trifecta trifecta now in play


win
 
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