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(WTSP)   Miami cannibal's girlfriend says she wants the truth to be known. "Rudy and I never discussed cannibalism or voodoo. I thought he would be a good father for my children. I wish the public knew Rudy the way I did." Voodoo?   (wtsp.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Gloria Allred, Miami, Miami Police, MacArthur Causeway, Jackson Memorial Hospital, cannibals, first call, light poles  
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2012-06-07 10:47:03 AM  
She reminds me of the babe.
 
2012-06-07 10:47:26 AM  
He's a good and decent man.... when he's not attacking people and eating their face
 
2012-06-07 10:48:41 AM  
I was mighty blue,
thought my life was through,
till my jaws were opened,
and I devoured you...
 
2012-06-07 10:48:59 AM  
Zombies come from voodoo, subby.
 
2012-06-07 10:49:46 AM  
scvnews.com

That voodoo, that you do, so well.
 
2012-06-07 10:49:47 AM  
It's not normal to get naked, eat someone's face off and get shot 5 times, but on voodoo it is.

Voodoo, not even once.
 
2012-06-07 10:50:06 AM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-07 10:50:18 AM  
Except for the large forehead, she's cute.....and recently available.
 
2012-06-07 10:52:06 AM  

Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.


What babe?
 
2012-06-07 10:52:45 AM  
Thank God Gloria Allred finally got invoved.
 
2012-06-07 10:52:47 AM  
Fun facts: Zombies come from Voodo , and Lots of haitian immigrants.
 
2012-06-07 10:54:35 AM  
The hotel where the press conference ended up being held was initially told the room was going to hold a "seminar," CBS4's Gio Benitez discovered.

Ummm...OK? Thanks, I guess.
 
2012-06-07 10:54:38 AM  

baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?


babe with the power.
 
2012-06-07 10:55:20 AM  

Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.


What power?
 
2012-06-07 10:55:27 AM  

Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.


What power?
 
2012-06-07 10:55:47 AM  
VooDoo zombies and flesh-eating BRAAAIIINNNNSSS zombies are two different things.

"VooDoo zombies" are unthinking creatures who do whatever their told - mindless slaves to the person who turned them into said zombie.
 
2012-06-07 10:56:10 AM  
www.dead-island.com

Who do you Voodoo biatch.
 
2012-06-07 10:56:15 AM  

baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?


Power of Voodoo
 
2012-06-07 10:56:54 AM  

WarszawaScream: VooDoo zombies and flesh-eating BRAAAIIINNNNSSS zombies are two different things.

"VooDoo zombies" are unthinking creatures who do whatever their they're told - mindless slaves to the person who turned them into said zombie.


FTFM

It's too early, need more beer coffee.
 
2012-06-07 10:56:57 AM  

Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo


Who do?
 
2012-06-07 10:57:29 AM  
Sounds like he had a refined taste in women.
 
2012-06-07 10:57:45 AM  

Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo


Who do?
 
2012-06-07 10:58:17 AM  
Voodoo Lady shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy...
 
2012-06-07 10:58:19 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?


You do!
 
2012-06-07 10:59:42 AM  
I thought he would be a good father for my children.

cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2012-06-07 11:00:21 AM  
Voodoosists are not cannibals! NON-voodooists are the only REAL cannibals!

ba-dum-psst
 
2012-06-07 11:00:33 AM  
The man was eating someones face! I'm sure there was no signs that was leading to this.
 
2012-06-07 11:00:50 AM  
Though much maligned, the religion of Vodou is generally a peaceful one and does not encourage the biting and eating of faces. But, hey...maybe it's easier to blame something "supernatural" than to admit that your boyfriend did some strange drug that turned him into a psychotic cannibal.
 
2012-06-07 11:01:10 AM  
Meh. Same shiat you hear whenver someone gets busted. "He was such a good guy who never did anyone any harm. This sort of thing was completely out of character for him." Just ignore the string of convictions and the horrific shiat they caught him doing, because he's totally cool.
 
2012-06-07 11:01:47 AM  
So there's a hot, single Cuban woman in Florida that needs to get plowed?
 
2012-06-07 11:02:00 AM  

shivashakti: Though much maligned, the religion of Vodou is generally a peaceful one and does not encourage the biting and eating of faces. But, hey...maybe it's easier to blame something "supernatural" than to admit that your boyfriend did some strange drug that turned him into a psychotic cannibal.


Isn't it just a spinoff of Catholocism with the superstition ramped up to 11?
 
2012-06-07 11:02:39 AM  

bulok: [i29.photobucket.com image 400x400]


This "crazy" meme is the most annoying thing since arrows to the knee.
 
2012-06-07 11:02:44 AM  

WarszawaScream: WarszawaScream: VooDoo zombies and flesh-eating BRAAAIIINNNNSSS zombies are two different things.

"VooDoo zombies" are unthinking creatures who do whatever their they're told - mindless slaves to the person who turned them into said zombie.

FTFM

It's too early, need more beer coffee.


"Grammar zombies" are unthinking creatures that correct minor writing errors - mindless slaves to the pedantry if high school English classes.
 
2012-06-07 11:03:01 AM  
 
2012-06-07 11:03:56 AM  

SpiffyandRedhot: So there's a hot, single Cuban woman in Florida that needs to get plowed?


yup. Get down there and make us proud.
 
2012-06-07 11:03:59 AM  

baronbloodbath: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do!


So well.
 
2012-06-07 11:04:31 AM  
FTA: "Allred also said Bryant believes the issue of cannibalism was important to address."

It's bad.

There, I addressed it. Is this how high-powered lawyers really think?

FTA: "Bryant said at the news conference that she and Eugene had bible studies together and watched religious programming on television. She also said they studied the Koran as well. Eugene was carrying a Bible right before he attacked Ronald Poppo and police found a Koran in his car."

You're not impressing me. Have you ever READ any of these books?
 
2012-06-07 11:04:41 AM  

baronbloodbath: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do!


Do what?
 
2012-06-07 11:04:46 AM  
Before anyone here criticizes this man, I want to hear your solution to the homeless problem.

/Didn't think so.
 
2012-06-07 11:06:22 AM  

Hoboclown: baronbloodbath: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do!

Do what?


Reminds you of the babe.
 
2012-06-07 11:06:23 AM  

Hoboclown: baronbloodbath: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do!

Do what?


Remind me of the babe
 
2012-06-07 11:06:49 AM  
They say you're usin' voodoo, your feet walk by themselves
They say you're usin' voodoo, I seen your feet walk by themselves
Oh, baby, that god you been prayin' to
Is gonna give ya back what you're wishin' on someone else
 
2012-06-07 11:07:46 AM  

Trance750: Hoboclown: baronbloodbath: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Trance750: baronbloodbath: Petey4335: baronbloodbath: Hoboclown: She reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

babe with the power.

What power?

Power of Voodoo

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the babe


A goblin cannibal babe.
 
2012-06-07 11:08:22 AM  

spentmiles: Before anyone here criticizes this man, I want to hear your solution to the homeless problem.

/Didn't think so.


georgeorwellnovels.com

/sees what you did there...
 
2012-06-07 11:08:34 AM  

Old Man Winter: WarszawaScream: WarszawaScream: VooDoo zombies and flesh-eating BRAAAIIINNNNSSS zombies are two different things.

"VooDoo zombies" are unthinking creatures who do whatever their they're told - mindless slaves to the person who turned them into said zombie.

FTFM

It's too early, need more beer coffee.

"Grammar zombies" are unthinking creatures that correct minor writing errors - mindless slaves to the pedantry if of high school English classes.


/FTFY
 
2012-06-07 11:08:57 AM  
if someone started biting my face i'd push him away. hell i wouldn't have let him get close.

what was this guy on? homelessness..
 
2012-06-07 11:10:23 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: what was this guy on? homelessness..


He was probably passed out drunk.
 
2012-06-07 11:11:48 AM  

IrateShadow: Isn't it just a spinoff of Catholocism with the superstition ramped up to 11?


No. There's little Catholic about Vodou. You're probably thinking of Santeria. They're both Afro-Caribbean religions, but Vodou is more African. Santeria had to disguise itself as Catholicism in order to survive. So, Santeria is often overtly Catholic in nature. The orishas (spirits or gods) that are dealt with are often disguised as Saints or other Catholic images (the Virgin Mary, etc.)

After the Haitian rebellion where some slaves overthrew their French masters and declared themselves free (which many believe Vodou was responsible for), the slaves did not have to hide their religion, so it's more overtly African. Not hidden like Santeria is.
 
2012-06-07 11:12:43 AM  
The guy just wanted to become a member of the Washingtonians.
 
2012-06-07 11:17:39 AM  
didthetribewinlastnight.com
Is very bad to steal his rum.

/Is very bad
 
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