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2012-06-07 02:27:07 PM

Boatmech: Dirk Daring, you ain't no Nsearch


I didn't ask.
 
2012-06-07 02:30:49 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Hey Lucy, whatcha doing?

Hello. Ethel. I going to show that rascal Rickie. I heard him talking on the phone this morning that he wants a girl that can stand on the corner and show her private parts. It must be some kind of advertising gig. It's going to be my big break to get in to show biz.

Well, that sounds good, Lucy. Why don't you practice a few times on your old buddy, Ethel? Flash me a couple of times. Show me the goods.

Don't be silly, Ethel. Now, I'm going down to the corner in just this t-shirt. I'll show that Rickie. If he needs a girl in his show to do this, then I'm going to be that girl.

Say Lucy, were you wearing this pair of underwear? Yeah? Well, Ethel is just gonna stay here.

(off camera) Come to the Copa! Come to the Copa!
(Cars screech. People scream)
(Police Sirens)

(Later, at the police HQ)
Lucy! The police said you were on the corner, showing your naughty bits! Why would you do such a thing?

Rickie! This is all your fault. I heard you wanted a girl to stand in the corner and show her private parts! I wanted that job.

What? I said I needed a lady to stand in the corner and show guests to the private party room! Lucy! DCFS is going to take Little Ricky away! You're going to prison for sex crimes!

[www.trbimg.com image 250x313]

Waaaaaaaah!


As a lifelong fan of I Love Lucy I thank ye for this genius. I heard it in all their voices, with the slick 40' patter, the works. Babalooo.
 
2012-06-07 02:32:45 PM

hobnail: words, they mean things


And they sometimes change their meanings over time. It's possible that only biologists and doctors will use "vagina" in its strictly correct sense in the future. Linguistic change is sometimes weird/unpredictable. Look at what happened to "gay", for example. Add culture and you get all sorts of things. Apparently, the ancient Romans would've thought this
crow202.org
...was horribly disgusting, which sort of makes me glad I'm not an ancient Roman.
 
2012-06-07 02:35:18 PM
 
2012-06-07 02:35:23 PM
k
 
2012-06-07 02:41:52 PM

elev8meL8r: dj_spanmaster: 'auto cunnilingus'

That sounds difficult.

I imagine it's easier if you can fold the seats down, though.


Some think it's easier for men, with the extendable antennas.

\too far?
 
2012-06-07 02:42:44 PM

danceswithcrows: Apparently, the ancient Romans would've thought this
[sexy pic of pretty, young women kissing and a presentation that makes us hope it's not to be pure lesbian and exclusive, but might allow for me to introduce my cawk for their phallic recreations in the midst of their bi-stimulations, kind of a thing]
...was horribly disgusting, which sort of makes me glad I'm not an ancient Roman.


Indeed, it is a puzzlement that for all the lascivious and boner-inducing indulgences we hear about ancient Rome, that they should not leap with joy at such a presentation. My only guess is the place was so exceedingly patriarchal that they figure anything that doesn't include a man is an abomination. They were also conflicted on teh Ghey, for if you were the "top", you were just a manly man, but if you were penetrated in any fashion, you were a lesser, unmanly, and repugnant thing.

I too am glad to live in this glorious present age.
 
2012-06-07 02:45:33 PM
Truly one of the funniest mug shots ever...

i478.photobucket.com

"And I--eeee-iiii---eeeee-iiiiii will always love youuuuuuu!!!"

or

"but I didn't know I'd get splinters from the modified wooden toilet roll holder!"

or

"I can't believe that BG ending...waaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

or

"They're all out of pop-tarts!!!!"

or

"But my iPhone is better than your phone..waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

I really can't think of another image that brings so many possible captions to mind.
 
2012-06-07 02:45:49 PM

dj_spanmaster: elev8meL8r: dj_spanmaster: 'auto cunnilingus'

\too far?


Not far enough for me.
 
2012-06-07 02:47:18 PM

DubyaHater: "...exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a complete vulgar and indecent manner"

Is there an appropriate and decent way to expose your genitals to oncoming traffic?


You do it while riding a horse.

Years later they name chocolates after you.
 
2012-06-07 02:47:28 PM

imfallen_angel: "but I didn't know I'd get splinters from the modified wooden toilet roll holder!"

Wow...just, wow.

I really can't think of another image that brings so many possible captions to mind.

23 hours on the Sybian and she's goin' for the record.
 
2012-06-07 02:48:02 PM
Got it, thanks!

I knew I could count on you all for an awesome answer.
 
2012-06-07 03:00:16 PM

MadAzza: Son of Thunder: [www.trbimg.com image 125x156]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!"

Made me LOL.


Mee too. Good jorb.
 
2012-06-07 03:03:14 PM

Thudfark: Move to Europe


I can't afford that!
crow202.org
crow202.org
...would like to visit Vietnam, though.
 
2012-06-07 03:04:29 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-06-07 03:06:26 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: My only guess is the place was so exceedingly patriarchal that they figure anything that doesn't include a man is an abomination.


That sounds reasonably close to right considering the spotty/unscientific reading I've done on that subject. I'm not a historian though.

I too am glad to live in this glorious present age.

Totally.
crow202.org
 
2012-06-07 03:15:10 PM

Boatmech: [t0.gstatic.com image 225x224]
This is
[t3.gstatic.com image 183x276]
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Dirk Daring, you ain't no Nsearch


Na, he's better. But, fyi that's bad form and she doesn't like it when people do that.
 
2012-06-07 03:25:26 PM

SearchN: Boatmech: [t0.gstatic.com image 225x224]
This is
[t3.gstatic.com image 183x276]
`
Dirk Daring, you ain't no Nsearch

Na, he's better.


Hey, thanks!

Here's another picture of naked ladies VERY NSFW!
 
2012-06-07 03:28:38 PM

poot42: DubyaHater: "...exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a complete vulgar and indecent manner"

Is there an appropriate and decent way to expose your genitals to oncoming traffic?

Cartwheels?
/amidoinitrite?


That broke loose a memory. I've seen a woman do cartwheels across a busy 4 lane road during rush hour with nothing on under her dress. She was standing on the side of the road pulling the dress up over her head and I was sitting at a light thinking "You don't see that every day" when she busts out the cartwheels from one side to the other and back. Middle of the damn day. Buddy of mine was at a gas station at the intersection and tried honking at me to get my attention (which never works and certainly not when a mostly naked woman is doing cartwheels). I figured nobody would believe me but there was another witness. He said she actually came up to his car and licked the windshield.
 
2012-06-07 03:34:10 PM

Son of Thunder: www.trbimg.com

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!"


For some reason, I immediately had the impression that she was singing "Take me out to the ball game!"
 
2012-06-07 03:40:30 PM
It's Meg Ryan!
 
2012-06-07 03:40:56 PM

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


ask subby's mom
 
2012-06-07 03:43:44 PM

Buffet: I definitely do NOT wanna see her naked - OR even with clothes on!!


sweet, now we know Marcus Bachmann's handle
 
2012-06-07 03:44:19 PM

tillerman35: Son of Thunder: [www.trbimg.com image 250x313]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!"

For some reason, I immediately had the impression that she was singing "Take me out to the ball game!"


1.bp.blogspot.com>
HEY!
 
2012-06-07 03:46:21 PM
I'm picturing a modern day, methed-out Lucille Ball.
 
2012-06-07 03:49:43 PM
www.trbimg.com

'Whhhhaaah, not the face! I want you to photograph my breasts, vagina and buttocks'
 
2012-06-07 03:53:00 PM

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


Perhaps not all in the same direction? Or just whirling like a Dervish? Was she wearing a fez?
 
2012-06-07 03:53:08 PM
Hm...this thread is relevant to my intersts...
 
2012-06-07 03:54:46 PM

illannoyin: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 393x249]

Also (since this is what most farkers really want to see)...

NSFW

NSFW

/Enjoy


How about the entire pic of the one above? (She looks familiar)
 
2012-06-07 03:57:29 PM

DirkTheDaring: NSFW


Nice piercing.
 
2012-06-07 04:02:59 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Indeed, it is a puzzlement that for all the lascivious and boner-inducing indulgences we hear about ancient Rome, that they should not leap with joy at such a presentation. My only guess is the place was so exceedingly patriarchal that they figure anything that doesn't include a man is an abomination.


Roman culture was actually pretty prudish. The stories you hear of orgies and debauchery (invariably among the ruling class) were by and large slanderous propaganda made by their enemies.

As in modern politics, the sex scandal was the preferred weapon for character assassination.
 
2012-06-07 04:05:28 PM

I'm an excellent driver: She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks,

Did she really expose her vagina, or just her vulva? Good job they were cops and not gynecologists.


Perhaps her vagina was prolapsed and therefore capable of exposition.

Look at her. You can't rule out either kind of pink sock.
 
2012-06-07 04:06:46 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Perhaps not all in the same direction? Or just whirling like a Dervish? Was she wearing a fez?


I don't know her name, but her fez is familiar...
 
2012-06-07 04:15:17 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

Perhaps not all in the same direction? Or just whirling like a Dervish? Was she wearing a fez?


she was shaved, so no fez
 
2012-06-07 04:27:12 PM

strapp3r: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

Perhaps not all in the same direction? Or just whirling like a Dervish? Was she wearing a fez?

she was shaved, so no fez


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-07 04:27:13 PM
Why not? Fezzes are cool!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-07 04:34:17 PM

imfallen_angel: Truly one of the funniest mug shots ever...

[i478.photobucket.com image 250x313]

"And I--eeee-iiii---eeeee-iiiiii will always love youuuuuuu!!!"

or

"but I didn't know I'd get splinters from the modified wooden toilet roll holder!"

or

"I can't believe that BG ending...waaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

or

"They're all out of pop-tarts!!!!"

or

"But my iPhone is better than your phone..waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

I really can't think of another image that brings so many possible captions to mind.


PENIS WENT THERE!!!!!
 
2012-06-07 04:42:03 PM

illannoyin: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 393x249]

Also (since this is what most farkers really want to see)...

NSFW

NSFW

/Enjoy


Yes!

Is this where i say *IE and EIP?
 
2012-06-07 04:51:25 PM

clyph: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Indeed, it is a puzzlement that for all the lascivious and boner-inducing indulgences we hear about ancient Rome, that they should not leap with joy at such a presentation. My only guess is the place was so exceedingly patriarchal that they figure anything that doesn't include a man is an abomination.

Roman culture was actually pretty prudish. The stories you hear of orgies and debauchery (invariably among the ruling class) were by and large slanderous propaganda made by their enemies.

As in modern politics, the sex scandal was the preferred weapon for character assassination.


Wait, wait, wait... Are you trying to tell me that "Caligula" wasn't a historically accurate movie?! I refuse to believe it!
 
2012-06-07 04:59:29 PM

clyph: Roman culture was actually pretty prudish. The stories you hear of orgies and debauchery (invariably among the ruling class) were by and large slanderous propaganda made by their enemies.


This is very, very disappointing news.
 
2012-06-07 05:11:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-07 05:13:38 PM
BIE thread? Cool!

/EIP
 
2012-06-07 05:14:48 PM

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 620x499]


BRAVO!

eip
 
2012-06-07 05:22:21 PM
A woman's genitals are internal, and as such it is physically impossible for a woman to simply lift her shirt and expose her genital organ.
A standing naked woman is nearly featureless if looking at genitals is what you're after. And nothing in the pectoral region could ever be described as "genital", so breasts, male or female, are out.

They need to rewrite indecent exposure laws and create a class of "improper exposure" laws instead. It isn't indecent to expose organs. It's an impropriety. It's rude. It's distracting and overly confrontational, but it isn't indecent. Openly masturbating in full view of a child or other non-participating victim person is indecent. Urinating in the street is indecent and unsanitary. Vulgar? Sure, but I don't think anything should be banned just because it's vulgar.

If there's no tangible or demonstrable social or individual harm to an action, it should be permitted. If there is a tangible or demonstrable harm, it can be prohibited if the harmed parties wish to be protected from it.
Example of a harmed party not wishing to be protected:
A person exposed to secondhand smoke because they are standing and chatting with a smoking person voluntarily.

Example of a harmed party wishing to be protected:
A person who is greeted by their naked neighbor pantomiming or performing sexual acts in front of his window deliberately as an act of exhibition against a person who does not want to or should not be permitted to see. (for instance, a minor)\
 
2012-06-07 05:27:15 PM
Admit it you all would hit it like the fist of an angry god.
 
2012-06-07 05:42:38 PM

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


Hold on, I'll ask your mom.
 
2012-06-07 06:08:10 PM

ChaoticLimbs: A woman's genitals are internal, and as such it is physically impossible for a woman to simply lift her shirt and expose her genital organ.
A standing naked woman is nearly featureless if looking at genitals is what you're after. And nothing in the pectoral region could ever be described as "genital", so breasts, male or female, are out.

They need to rewrite indecent exposure laws and create a class of "improper exposure" laws instead. It isn't indecent to expose organs. It's an impropriety. It's rude. It's distracting and overly confrontational, but it isn't indecent. Openly masturbating in full view of a child or other non-participating victim person is indecent. Urinating in the street is indecent and unsanitary. Vulgar? Sure, but I don't think anything should be banned just because it's vulgar.

If there's no tangible or demonstrable social or individual harm to an action, it should be permitted. If there is a tangible or demonstrable harm, it can be prohibited if the harmed parties wish to be protected from it.
Example of a harmed party not wishing to be protected:
A person exposed to secondhand smoke because they are standing and chatting with a smoking person voluntarily.

Example of a harmed party wishing to be protected:
A person who is greeted by their naked neighbor pantomiming or performing sexual acts in front of his window deliberately as an act of exhibition against a person who does not want to or should not be permitted to see. (for instance, a minor)\


k00nt!
 
2012-06-07 06:20:22 PM

clyph: Roman culture was actually pretty prudish.


In Flushed (book about the history of plumbing/sewers), W. Hodding Carter says that Roman baths were usually set up such that people could urinate/defecate while talking to and/or looking at each other. So, where sexuality wasn't really involved, they were less prudish than modern folks. Or something like that.

In any event, I'm sure the Romans would approve of the wine she's holding:
crow202.org
 
2012-06-07 06:54:12 PM
www.trbimg.com

"Christ, guys, I'm tired, I've been up all night doing all sorts of exhausting things, don't any of you have the decency to offer a lady a cup of cof--OFFF-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN Oh, goddammit, you had to take that picture just then?"
 
2012-06-07 07:30:42 PM

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


A tree doesn't need to spin to expose the trunk. While you fore go the experiences of you're usual weekend interludes, surely you might recall having the 'roots' and [well supported] 'branches' entangle you. They spun on a pole or no pole.

/ Non-starter
// Come to where I [an American] lives, overseas - Asia
/// I believe, seriously, that women need to wear more clothes here. I like it but...
 
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