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(Dumbass Daily)   Naked woman immediately jumps to an early lead in the "Mug Shot of the Year" competition   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 165
    More: Florida, Tracy Mabb, mug shots, Broward Sheriff's Office, South Dixie Highway, motorists  
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2012-06-07 09:42:29 AM  
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!
 
2012-06-07 09:53:37 AM  
i59.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-07 10:26:40 AM  
AAAADRIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!
 
2012-06-07 10:33:34 AM  
Kurt Cobain, NO!

/invisible shotgun
 
2012-06-07 10:58:33 AM  
And here I thought Drew Barrymore was doing so well....
 
2012-06-07 11:48:58 AM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2012-06-07 12:32:08 PM  
FTFA: "Exposing sexual organs in public"

When you phrase it like that, it makes the law sound silly.
 
2012-06-07 12:35:07 PM  
She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks,

Did she really expose her vagina, or just her vulva? Good job they were cops and not gynecologists.
 
2012-06-07 12:35:34 PM  
She looks like a Dr. Suess character
 
2012-06-07 12:36:06 PM  
How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?
 
2012-06-07 12:36:13 PM  
"...exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a complete vulgar and indecent manner"

Is there an appropriate and decent way to expose your genitals to oncoming traffic?
 
2012-06-07 12:38:21 PM  
"AWWWW HAIIIIILLLL NAWWW!"
 
2012-06-07 12:38:54 PM  
p1.la-img.com
 
2012-06-07 12:39:36 PM  
Chalk up another victory for bath salts...
 
2012-06-07 12:39:43 PM  

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


Maybe she is really good at yoga poses.
 
2012-06-07 12:40:18 PM  
She's hot for:

1. A 35 year old
2. A south Floridian
 
2012-06-07 12:41:34 PM  

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


Challenge accepted.

/Just wait until I get out of the bathroom
 
2012-06-07 12:43:06 PM  
She should have taken it south to Dade County, would have probably made some money.
 
2012-06-07 12:44:58 PM  

I'm an excellent driver: Did she really expose her vagina, or just her vulva?


I suppose she could have gotten creative with the car jack.
 
2012-06-07 12:46:05 PM  
Meg Ryan has really let herself go.
 
2012-06-07 12:46:13 PM  
Probably a perfectly cute and demure southern belle when she's cleaned up.
 
2012-06-07 12:47:22 PM  
She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner," the report said.

As mentioned a few posts earlier (damn you), she was exposing her vulva. She was probably too drunk to get her labia spread enough while standing to expose her vagina. TFA does not mention if she was shaved or bushy.

She refused to put her shirt down and said, "I don't give a f---" about her actions, the report said.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-07 12:48:05 PM  
That's a Courtney Stodden 35.
 
2012-06-07 12:48:27 PM  

illannoyin: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

Challenge accepted.

/Just wait until I get out of the bathroom


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-07 12:49:31 PM  
"She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner," the report said."


Yes, Yes... I must know more!
 
2012-06-07 12:51:13 PM  

illannoyin: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

Challenge accepted.

/Just wait until I get out of the bathroom



I laughed entirely too loudly at that, which also unfortunately softened my boner.
 
2012-06-07 12:51:25 PM  
WHAR MAH BAFF SALTZ?! WHAR?!
 
2012-06-07 12:51:51 PM  
So THAT'S what became of my ex!
 
2012-06-07 12:54:07 PM  

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


Because we exist in more than two dimensions?
 
2012-06-07 12:55:21 PM  
She refused to put her shirt down and said, "I don't give a f-- about her actions", the report said

Multiple personalities? Disassociative personality disorder? Something's going on there.
 
2012-06-07 12:56:41 PM  

kokomo61: Meg Ryan has really let herself go.


Came here to make this comment.

/leaving satisfied that justice was done.
 
2012-06-07 12:57:09 PM  
www.trbimg.com

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!"
 
2012-06-07 12:57:21 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bellagio is proud to present Pink singing Whitney Houston's greatest hits:

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AAAANNNNNDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will Allll- WAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSS LOOOOVVVEEE YYyoooouuu OOOHHHH!!!!!!
 
Ehh
2012-06-07 12:57:56 PM  
Who's the buzzkill who called the cops on some free entertainment?
 
2012-06-07 12:58:53 PM  

Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?


I foresee some NSFW pics in our future and I'll thank you in advance.
 
2012-06-07 12:59:04 PM  
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
 
2012-06-07 12:59:49 PM  
IIRC, there was a case in Lewiston, Maine, where two women from Bates College went running naked (giggety) in the middle of the night, and were charged with indecent exposure. They argued, successfully, that the law they were charged with violating prohibited the exposure of "genitals" in public, which they were not doing.

A naked woman standing upright is not exposing her vagina, and it's debatable whether or not she's exposing her "genitals".

A naked woman is not breaking the law....
 
2012-06-07 12:59:58 PM  
images.stuffofawesome.com
 
2012-06-07 12:59:59 PM  

little Jeff: She refused to put her shirt down and said, "I don't give a f-- about her actions", the report said

Multiple personalities? Disassociative personality disorder? Something's going on there.


I would guess bipolar in a manic state...a very severe case. Taking off clothes inappropriately is not uncommon for people who are in extreme manic states. This woman sounds/looks like she needs psychiatric care a lot more than jail.
 
2012-06-07 01:00:52 PM  

halfof33: Ladies and gentlemen, the Bellagio is proud to present Pink singing Whitney Houston's greatest hits:

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AAAANNNNNDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will Allll- WAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSS LOOOOVVVEEE YYyoooouuu OOOHHHH!!!!!!


OK, I LOLed so hard my assistant came to see what was up.
 
2012-06-07 01:00:53 PM  

Draq: FTFA: "Exposing sexual organs in public"

When you phrase it like that, it makes the law sound silly.


No to mention the lawyer in me wants to point out that it is, by definition, nearly impossible for a woman to "expose her sexual organs" without the benefit of surgery or REALLY advanced Yoga techniques
 
2012-06-07 01:01:37 PM  
Why am I under the distinct impression that meth was involved?
 
2012-06-07 01:02:58 PM  
www.hostingbytes.us
 
2012-06-07 01:04:21 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-07 01:04:37 PM  
"She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner," the report said."

So this means there is a decent manner to accomplish this?
 
2012-06-07 01:05:59 PM  
From that picture, she looks more like a bawling child to be soothed than an insane lawbreaker to be prosecuted.

I'm sure the leadup to this would be an interesting tale.
 
2012-06-07 01:06:45 PM  

Splinshints: Salmon: How do you expose your breasts, vagina and buttocks all at once?

Because we exist in more than two dimensions?




Stop bringing smart to this!
 
2012-06-07 01:07:39 PM  

fudgelpuppy: "She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner," the report said."

So this means there is a decent manner to accomplish this?


You have to keep your pinky finger extended whilst pulling up the shirt.
 
2012-06-07 01:08:53 PM  
A less tan version of suntan mom.
 
2012-06-07 01:09:54 PM  
I definitely do NOT wanna see her naked - OR even with clothes on!!
 
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