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(The New York Times)   Awkward: your name is the same as a porn star's. Farkward: your grandmother's name is the same as a geriatric porn star's   ( divider line
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2012-06-07 09:47:56 AM  
LOL @ the porn star's IMDB listing....

"87 and Still Banging".

Co-star? Who else?

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2012-06-07 09:55:24 AM  
tell me about it
2012-06-07 09:55:37 AM  
I agree.
2012-06-07 09:58:25 AM  
I met an author who wrote historical romance novels set in China in the 1700's. She was very nice and we were killing time waiting for our planes at the Albany New York airport following our attendance at the Historical Novel Society conference. She was telling me that her publisher had suggested using a pen name that was more closely associated to the area she wrote about and she was having a hard time coming up with something but one day it hit her and she ran into the living room to tell her husband.

"Honey?" he asked her, "did you take a moment to search that name on the internet before you chose it?"

She had picked Jade Lee.
2012-06-07 10:09:05 AM  
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2012-06-07 10:46:23 AM  
Did he ever think of the obvious reason why the porn star had the same name and biography as his mother?
2012-06-07 11:11:13 AM  
The woman who watches my son was going to name her new daughter the name of a porn star without knowing. I informed her of this, so she and her husband decided to keep the name anyway.
2012-06-07 11:23:29 AM  
I once talked a friend out of naming his daughter Amber Lynn.

Which, even if there wasn't a specific porn star by that name, is still a porn star name.
2012-06-07 11:54:13 AM  
My nephew got named Jaedon James. I tried very hard to talk my sister-in-law out of the name without specifically mentioning that it's the same as Jayden Jaymes.
2012-06-07 11:55:17 AM  
Meh. My name is the same as a serial rapist and break-and-enterer, who is the same age as me, and lived in the town I grew up in. He was constantly in the local newspaper, but they never printed any pictures of him.

I say "lived" because he killed himself in a public jumping display in the town's downtown a few years back. Which, of course, also made the news.

Boy, did it shock a lot of old high school friends when I turned up on Facebook.

2012-06-07 01:35:06 PM  
Mr. Agree's wife, Kathy Peiss, who headed the history department at Penn, contacted Wikipedia, the self-policing open source encyclopedia, which dutifully removed the entry along with a photograph.

Doesn't she realize the she can just go into the page and make the edits herself?

/going to Wiki up my own false porn heritage. BRB.
2012-06-07 03:31:10 PM  

bikerific: I once talked a friend out of naming his daughter Amber Lynn.

Which, even if there wasn't a specific porn star by that name, is still a porn star name.


If you want to do a little googling, look up a singer named Amber Lynn Nicol...

Then search Stolen Porn Videos Danielle.

2012-06-07 03:56:47 PM  
There's a SINGER named "Mia Rose"?!?!
2012-06-07 04:02:09 PM  
Buck Naked - not available for comment.
2012-06-07 04:21:42 PM  
I have a fairly uncommon name that I share with an actor. I'd be surprised if a potential employer successfully found me on Google without digging very deep because of him. Not that there's anything I'd worry about them finding attached to my name, but his presence could potentially be very helpful to me. Now, if he did porn instead of TV and movies I could see that becoming very problematic for me. While he's not exactly my doppelganger we share similar features and are only a couple of years apart in age.
2012-06-07 04:55:48 PM  
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2012-06-07 06:15:17 PM  
"My mother spent her 80s in severe arthritic pain, barely able to stand up and sit down," Mr. Agree said.

Frequent sex helps diminish the pain of arthritis.

/it sure helps me
//wish I could get the doc to write a prescription
2012-06-07 10:19:18 PM  
2012-06-09 01:13:03 AM  

Peter_Steele: Did he ever think of the obvious reason why the porn star had the same name and biography as his mother?

What's hilarious is the blogger spreading rumors while obviously not having ever watched the clips. Hey, don't dish it if you can't watch it to at least verify, otherwise you're more sick than the geriatric lovers.
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