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(New Jersey Newsroom)   First, zombies in the US, now vampires in Bulgaria. What next, a werewolf in London?   (newjerseynewsroom.com) divider line 63
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2012-06-07 06:54:58 AM  
static.guim.co.uk

"Perfect!"
 
2012-06-07 08:47:44 AM  
No, mummies in Mumbai.
 
2012-06-07 09:14:55 AM  
Ah ooooooooo!
 
2012-06-07 09:35:03 AM  
His hair was perfect.
 
2012-06-07 09:35:51 AM  
Golems in Guyana?
 
2012-06-07 09:36:35 AM  
Done in one.

/That was my first thought, too.
 
2012-06-07 09:36:50 AM  
Well luckily today, we are not (for the most part) ruled by silly superstitions.
 
2012-06-07 09:36:53 AM  
was he drinking a piña colada at trader vic's?
 
2012-06-07 09:37:31 AM  
Did his Chow Mein order ever show up?
 
2012-06-07 09:38:20 AM  
Where wolf?
There wolf.
 
2012-06-07 09:40:04 AM  
Creatures?! In my Black Lagoon? It's more likely than you think.
 
2012-06-07 09:40:15 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ah ooooooooo!


sonofa... came here to say that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmS5Pq6e7A obligatory
 
2012-06-07 09:40:27 AM  
goddamn that kid rock song for constantly tricking me into thinking that the next 4mins of radio are going to be awesome.
 
2012-06-07 09:40:56 AM  
Running amok in Kent?
 
2012-06-07 09:41:13 AM  

Subdue their bellies: Creatures?! In my Black Lagoon? It's more likely than you think.


They have a pill for that now.
 
2012-06-07 09:41:40 AM  
mos.totalfilm.com
 
2012-06-07 09:42:27 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: [static.guim.co.uk image 500x641]

"Perfect!"


dude has sharp claws, fangs, and he...strangles people to death. never quite got that as a kid.
 
2012-06-07 09:42:54 AM  
Damn werewolves get all the hot totty.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Om nom nom.
 
Ehh
2012-06-07 09:43:58 AM  
That little old lady who got mutilated was my mother! Show some respect.
 
2012-06-07 09:46:43 AM  
Vampires also in London. A 19th century Vampire slaying kit:

i.dailymail.co.uk
The case contains 1) a rosary 2) crucifix 3) a handwritten psalm (Luke 20:27) 4) a pistol 5) four oak stakes 6) a bottle of consecrated earth 7) a common prayer book 8) a wooden mallet 9) silver bullet mold 10) a cloth 11) two glass bottles containing garlic paste and holy water
 
2012-06-07 09:48:18 AM  
Looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's?

/Ah oooooo!
 
2012-06-07 09:51:33 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?


gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.


Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?
 
2012-06-07 09:51:36 AM  
hiltonatlantablog.files.wordpress.com

Mmm, mai tai.

/relevant tip: thursday is half-off mai tai night at trader vic's. basically, you can get drunk for $12.
 
2012-06-07 09:52:18 AM  
zootsuit: His hair was perfect.

Shakes tiny fist
 
2012-06-07 09:53:18 AM  
Call in the lawyers, guns, and money.

/What? All the best quotes were already used.
 
2012-06-07 09:54:17 AM  
x8f.xanga.com

and just because she was hot...

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-07 09:54:48 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-07 09:57:49 AM  
What vampires in England may look like:
media.screened.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-07 09:58:07 AM  

Fish Tank: Where wolf?
There wolf.


There castle.
 
2012-06-07 09:58:36 AM  
Somebody rang?

www.mrbillsadventureland.com

Obscure?
 
2012-06-07 09:59:13 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [hiltonatlantablog.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Mmm, mai tai.

/relevant tip: thursday is half-off mai tai night at trader vic's. basically, you can get drunk for $12.


Many years ago, Mrs. Deuce and I picked up some dive gear at Snorkel Bob's near Waikiki - the Fish ID card we got had a short blurb on the back entitled "Beware the Mai Tai!" By the end of the trip, I understood it completely.
 
2012-06-07 10:00:04 AM  
I'd like to meet his tailor
 
2012-06-07 10:01:24 AM  
Aaahhh, the memories!

Thanks Warren

RIP



/I like where this thread is headed. More hot pics please!
 
2012-06-07 10:01:36 AM  

Beerguy: Somebody rang?

[www.mrbillsadventureland.com image 175x227]

Obscure?


hardcoregaming101.net

totes
 
2012-06-07 10:02:44 AM  
www.donaldschwab.com

she doesn't age
 
2012-06-07 10:03:02 AM  
Bruce: "Here's my card."
Dumb Guard (reads): "Bruce W. Wolf. What's the W for?"
Bruce: "Were!"
Dumb Guard: "Right there, between Bruce and Wolf!"



Obscure?
 
2012-06-07 10:03:41 AM  

zootsuit: His hair was perfect.


DEP!
 
2012-06-07 10:04:59 AM  

TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?


Wendigos in Winnipeg....
 
2012-06-07 10:08:22 AM  

blueviking: TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?

Wendigos in Winnipeg....


Godzilla in Guam?
 
2012-06-07 10:08:44 AM  
I'd like to meet his tailor.

blueviking: TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?

Wendigos in Winnipeg....



Sasquatch in Saskatchewan?
 
2012-06-07 10:16:03 AM  
Stay away from him.
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
 
2012-06-07 10:17:18 AM  
 
2012-06-07 10:21:00 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I'd like to meet his tailor.

blueviking: TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?

Wendigos in Winnipeg....


Sasquatch in Saskatchewan?


A Yeti in the Serengeti?
 
2012-06-07 10:21:38 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I'd like to meet his tailor.

blueviking: TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?

Wendigos in Winnipeg....


Sasquatch in Saskatchewan?


Devil in Detail?

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-06-07 10:27:38 AM  
Wherecar in the Antichrysler building?
 
2012-06-07 10:31:37 AM  

Spartapuss: NuttierThanEver: I'd like to meet his tailor.

blueviking: TommyDeuce: Pants full of macaroni!!: Golems in Guyana?

gopher321: No, mummies in Mumbai.

Cthulhu in the Caroline Islands?

/Nightgaunts in Nagasaki?

Wendigos in Winnipeg....


Sasquatch in Saskatchewan?

A Yeti in the Serengeti?


Hastur in Gloucester?
 
2012-06-07 10:31:45 AM  
I had a friend who was bitten by a were-lab. Every full moon, he would knock over the garbage can and drag out the leftovers, then drink from the toilette, roll around in cow shiat in the neighbor's pasture, and then jump up on everyone he saw and lick their faces. If it was windy, he'd bark at leaves the blew by too. Otherwise, he'd just lay on the couch until he needed to barf up the leftover chicken he stole from the counter.

The next morning, he'd wake up naked on the floor and look at you with those big sad eyes until you fixed him breakfast.
 
2012-06-07 10:38:14 AM  

tillerman35: I had a friend who was bitten by a were-lab. Every full moon, he would knock over the garbage can and drag out the leftovers, then drink from the toilette, roll around in cow shiat in the neighbor's pasture, and then jump up on everyone he saw and lick their faces. If it was windy, he'd bark at leaves the blew by too. Otherwise, he'd just lay on the couch until he needed to barf up the leftover chicken he stole from the counter.

The next morning, he'd wake up naked on the floor and look at you with those big sad eyes until you fixed him breakfast.


Welcome to my favorites list - do you have a color preference?
 
2012-06-07 10:46:00 AM  

Old_Covered_Bridge: Bruce: "Were!"
Dumb Guard: "Right there, between Bruce and Wolf!"

Obscure?


Oblivious.
 
2012-06-07 10:49:45 AM  

Subdue their bellies: Creatures?! In my Black Lagoon? It's more likely than you think.


If your lagoon is black, you may have other problems and may want to get some help with that.
 
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