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(The Hollywood Reporter)   ABC orders cooking competition show starring Anthony Bourdain and Nigella Lawson's rack   (hollywoodreporter.com ) divider line
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2012-06-07 10:08:29 AM  
What an odd pairing.. of awesome!
 
2012-06-07 12:09:45 PM  
and Nigella Lawson's rack


Scrumptious.
 
2012-06-07 12:31:59 PM  
They should have picked Paula Deen as Bordain's co-host.

You know, for the lulz.
 
2012-06-07 12:32:20 PM  
Bourdain, fine...but Nigella, please!
 
2012-06-07 12:33:01 PM  

croesius: Bourdain, fine...but Nigella, please!


You don't appreciate her huge talent(s)?
 
2012-06-07 12:33:02 PM  
img4-3.cookinglight.timeinc.net
AND MY AXE TEETH!
 
2012-06-07 12:34:39 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-07 12:39:26 PM  

Cythraul: croesius: Bourdain, fine...but Nigella, please!

You don't appreciate her huge talent(s)?


Oh, the talent is fine...I was just beating an old joke deeper into the dirt.
 
2012-06-07 12:43:45 PM  
 
2012-06-07 12:47:17 PM  
Me: "Who is Nigella Lawson?
(One GIS later...)
Me: "I'm going on break. I am NOT to be interrupted."
 
2012-06-07 12:47:46 PM  
resources1.news.com.au

/the above is possibly the sexiest picture of sexyness I have ever seen
//everything looks REALLY tasty
 
2012-06-07 12:53:20 PM  
{nigellalawsonenglishmuffin.jpg}
 
2012-06-07 12:53:53 PM  

LewDux: Link


BRAVO!
 
2012-06-07 12:54:00 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-07 12:54:45 PM  
What's it gonna be called - Tits and Ass?
 
2012-06-07 01:00:14 PM  

danar75: What's it gonna be called - Tits and Ass?


That's gold right there.
 
2012-06-07 01:02:19 PM  
ABC? What a waste.
 
2012-06-07 01:02:23 PM  

Apos: and Nigella Lawson's rack


Scrumptious.


lovely ... tracks of land!
 
2012-06-07 01:04:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 634x747]

[i47.tinypic.com image 291x400]


I'll come off the bench to help. you can relax.
 
2012-06-07 01:06:23 PM  

danar75: What's it gonna be called - Tits and Ass?


Win!
 
2012-06-07 01:31:11 PM  
I like!

selfishblogger.com
 
2012-06-07 01:34:28 PM  
Ah, Nigella... the cooking show where you don't know if you want to beat an egg or beat your meat.
 
2012-06-07 01:34:42 PM  

danar75: What's it gonna be called - Tits and Ass?


Funniest thing I've read in a while =]
 
2012-06-07 01:48:49 PM  

danar75: What's it gonna be called - Tits and Ass?


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com

/nicely done
 
2012-06-07 01:50:06 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [img4-3.cookinglight.timeinc.net image 300x300]
AND MY AXE TEETH!


I think it's just as much the nose hanging down practically over the mouth. And I don't care. If she can fake-enjoy the crap she burns on TV, imagine the number of fake orgasms she can have in a minute and a half.
 
2012-06-07 01:53:03 PM  
Lawson, arguably a more familiar name in her native U.K., has hosted cooking programs Tyler Perry's Nigella, Nigella Kitchen, Nigella Express and Nigella Feasts, among others.

FTFTFA
 
2012-06-07 01:54:45 PM  
Sign me up!
 
2012-06-07 02:03:52 PM  
Nigella, please!

//got nuthin.
 
2012-06-07 02:04:55 PM  
A casting call on ABC's website, dubbed only "ABC Cooking Show," says the series will "pit America's most skilled cooks against one another in a show unlike any other."

So it's nothing like Chopped All Stars, or Iron Chef, or Iron Chef America, or The Next Iron Chef, or Top Chef Masters.

Good. I'm glad they're being original
 
2012-06-07 02:06:03 PM  
Someone with more Photoshop skills than I should just color change that caramel to a pearly white...

www.esquire.com
 
2012-06-07 02:14:36 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: Someone with more Photoshop skills than I should just color change that caramel to a pearly white...

[www.esquire.com image 614x775]


It looks like she went to a Winnie the Pooh bukake party.
 
2012-06-07 02:25:26 PM  

Stile4aly: A casting call on ABC's website, dubbed only "ABC Cooking Show," says the series will "pit America's most skilled cooks against one another in a show unlike any other."

So it's nothing like Chopped All Stars, or Iron Chef, or Iron Chef America, or The Next Iron Chef, or Top Chef Masters.

Good. I'm glad they're being original


Wait until you see their karaoke game show.
 
2012-06-07 02:29:50 PM  

gunga galunga: They should have picked Paula Deen as Bordain's co-host.

You know, for the lulz.


I would buy that for a dollar!
 
2012-06-07 02:35:22 PM  
Not for nothing, but I'd prefer Laura Calder.

www.foodanddrinkfest.com

/hot like her
//yes, please
 
2012-06-07 02:36:45 PM  

Schmee: Not for nothing, but I'd prefer Laura Calder.

[www.foodanddrinkfest.com image 375x430]

/hot like her
//yes, please


And I'd prefer a weekly hourlong show where Cat Cora demonstrates the proper way of eating fish and clams, but that ain't happening, either.
 
2012-06-07 03:05:20 PM  
It will be interesting to see what this is. Bourdain has been very vocal that most cooking competition shows are complete shiat because they get morons who know nothing about cooking. He had a quote about the biggest moment of drama on one show was wondering whether or not some huge fat guy was going to make it across the room without falling down and pissing himself.
 
2012-06-07 03:20:05 PM  
Huh, funny... I just saw her on TV for the first time yesterday... No idea who she was, but I liked her, also seems to know how to cook.

I like Bourdain's show, but as far as I know, wasn't he kinda retired from the actual cooking business?
 
2012-06-07 03:27:48 PM  
I'll give it a chance, but I really hope Bourdain isn't sinking to the level of reality show whores.
 
2012-06-07 03:47:19 PM  
i227.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-07 03:48:19 PM  

DarkPascual: I like Bourdain's show, but as far as I know, wasn't he kinda retired from the actual cooking business?


From being an actual chef? Yes. Because it's a lot of hard work. Especially for an older guy like Bourdain. But this doesn't require him being a chef.

I hope it's more like MasterChef or Top Chef than crap like Hell's Kitchen where it's all about manufactured drama and people who can't cook.
 
2012-06-07 04:04:15 PM  
You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?
 
2012-06-07 04:06:39 PM  
www.hollywoodreporter.com

I don't think she looks airbrushed enough.
 
2012-06-07 04:10:39 PM  

vudukungfu: You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?


I'm pretty sure Bourdain lasted longer than a month at a rather upscale restaurant. Have you read Kitchen Confidential?
 
2012-06-07 04:21:53 PM  

vudukungfu: You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?


What does this have to do with boobs again? I'm confused.
 
2012-06-07 04:23:05 PM  

vudukungfu: You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?


Uh, Bourdain worked in restaurants starting at age 16. He went to the CIA at a time when no one knew this country had culinary schools. He spent the bulk of his life in kitchens, and spent at least fifteen years cooking AND being a heroin addict.

/Of course, he's the first that would tell you he wrote books to get out of the kitchen, and that he's now too old to work back-to-back shifts six days a week. He even did a show recently where he and Eric Rippert did two shifts at Les Halles, and Bourdain barely made it through.
//Rippert did it without breaking a sweat, but he still works in his kitchens from time to time
 
2012-06-07 04:40:32 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: vudukungfu: You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?

Uh, Bourdain worked in restaurants starting at age 16. He went to the CIA at a time when no one knew this country had culinary schools.


Why did he leave the intelligence community?
 
2012-06-07 04:49:53 PM  

croesius: Dwight_Yeast: vudukungfu: You realize all of these stars wouldn't last a month at a real restaurant. right?

Uh, Bourdain worked in restaurants starting at age 16. He went to the CIA at a time when no one knew this country had culinary schools.

Why did he leave the intelligence community?


Because they had good men to replace him.
 
2012-06-07 05:02:14 PM  
Cooking shows. Meh.

Why not do other shows where you watch people do other kinds of household chores? Why just cooking? Where's the laundry show, or the dishwashing show, or the cleaning-the-toilet show?
 
2012-06-07 05:10:39 PM  

croesius: Why did he leave the intelligence community?


Who said he did? What better cover than traveling the world, producing a TV show about food?
 
2012-06-07 05:17:09 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: It will be interesting to see what this is. Bourdain has been very vocal that most cooking competition shows are complete shiat because they get morons who know nothing about cooking. He had a quote about the biggest moment of drama on one show was wondering whether or not some huge fat guy was going to make it across the room without falling down and pissing himself.


Yeah, this news made me skeptical. Especially coming on the heels of his announcement that he's moving to CNN (of all places).

I fear the man who constantly rails about people selling out may be selling out.
 
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