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(Entertainment on Today)   Axl Rose robbed of $200,000 worth of jewelry, or approximately 100,000 ice cream cones worth   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Axl Rose, French Police, GNR, Rotterdam, plastic cup, jewelry, AGT, afterparty  
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1261 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Jun 2012 at 10:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-07 10:08:39 AM  
The corn rows, $200k in jewelry...when's the rap album coming out?
2012-06-07 10:29:19 AM  
I lol'd.

Thx subs.
2012-06-07 10:51:00 AM  
Is that a picture of Axl Rose or a photoshop mashup of Rev. Run, James Hetfield, and Kid Rock?
2012-06-07 10:52:17 AM  
So. Axl Rose robbed Stephanie Seymour of an unbruised face for a few months back in the late 80's or early 90's. So we're even.
2012-06-07 10:57:06 AM
2012-06-07 11:01:49 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: So. Axl Rose robbed Stephanie Seymour of an unbruised face for a few months back in the late 80's or early 90's. So we're even.
2012-06-07 11:16:10 AM
2012-06-07 11:17:05 AM
2012-06-07 11:21:36 AM  
They already caught the thief. Basically a biatch stole jewelry from another biatch.

2012-06-07 11:21:50 AM  
When I look into that bag, I can feel my kidneys strain
But french fry when I hold you, don't you know I feel the same? yeah
Nothin' lasts forever and we know hearts get replaced
And it's hard to eat a burger in the cold November rain
2012-06-07 11:23:48 AM  
"I can't perform tonight. I'm 50 years old and I'm not wearing enough necklaces."
2012-06-07 11:31:38 AM
2012-06-07 11:49:53 AM  

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I remember GNR from when Appetite came out. I had never noticed those nostrils until just now.
/Ha. Appetite.
2012-06-07 01:05:04 PM  
I'm sure Axl wants to blame the theft on Slash either way.
2012-06-07 01:26:45 PM  
I bet his new girlfriend Lana Del Rey took it. After since daddy cut her off for dating someone he didn't approve of, she has to resort to stealing to support her collagen injection habit. Duck lips aren't cheap, people!
2012-06-07 01:30:43 PM  
That's as many as Ten thousand tens.
And that's terrible.
2012-06-07 03:15:35 PM  
I actually was rooting for the thief on this one.
2012-06-07 03:54:23 PM  
"When I was a kid," he explained, "I used to think of everything in terms of ice cream cones. I loved ice cream cones. Something that cost 20 cents was two ice cream cones. A dollar was 10 ice cream cones.

"And, when I found out how much this watch cost, I felt like I had been run over by a Good Humor truck."
2012-06-08 01:44:04 PM  
anyone want to tell me why a man that isn't Mr. T spent that much money on farking JEWELRY? this isn't a problem with rich folks spending money. im cool with that. axl got rich by being in GNR, so much respect (even tho he is a grand scale douche). but seriously axl. that much money on jewelry is just damned ridiculous.
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