DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse; it could have been this one:http://www.geico.com/public/ringtones.php?filename=ring_ding.mp3
NewportBarGuy: Grassley so old... I bet he got a rotary-dial cell-phone.Seriously, I like the talk he has always had about truth to power and fiscal accountability and sh*t... Dude is f*cking senile. How the sh*t are we supposed to run the most powerful country on earth with people from the 19th century?Cream rises to the top? Jesus... We long passed that. We've got turds floating. Was not watching Jesse Helms and Robert Byrd defecate into that good light not enough? Why the f*ck are we electing our great-grandparents to the Senate? Do you not understand that these people who are afraid of the magic of electricity make up the very rules we live by?Jesus Christ. I swear to god if you keep electing these people we're going to have a national holiday for Matlock and Quincy M.D.
Epoch_Zero: It would have been hilarious if it turned out to be Cannibal Corpse or Slayer.
pootsie: I was in court one day and the bailiff's phone started playing "Get your freak on"As you could guess, not everyone recognized the tune. Vut you could tell by the giggles who did.The bailiff was a bit embarassed
PainInTheASP: That's not embarrassing. It would have been embarrassing if his ringtone was "It's Raining Men".
PanicMan: My old cell phone had a "vibrate three times then ring" setting. It was great. My smartphone does not.
Jack Mackbell: Senator Grassley... that's the guy that's proud of his illiteracy, right?Doesn't surprise me that he doesn't know proper cell phone etiquette
TheNyquilKid: PanicMan: My old cell phone had a "vibrate three times then ring" setting. It was great. My smartphone does not.If only these smart phones had some sort of way to download 3rd party applications to add functionality.
ArcadianRefugee: PainInTheASP: That's not embarrassing. It would have been embarrassing if his ringtone was "It's Raining Men".I was thinking Archer's ringtone.(maybe NSFW)
tnpir: Epoch_Zero: It would have been hilarious if it turned out to be Cannibal Corpse or Slayer.If Grassley's phone suddenly went off with Tom Araya screaming "THE SPORT IS WAR! TOTAL WAR!", I think we can all agree this would have been the single greatest moment in the history of this fading republic of ours.
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