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(TMZ)   Winnie Cooper files for divorce. Kevin Arnold books next flight to Los Angeles   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2012-06-06 08:34:58 PM  
Good. A star NASCAR racer like her can do better.
 
2012-06-06 08:51:16 PM  
i.huffpost.com


The line to console her starts behind me
 
2012-06-06 08:52:56 PM  
Don't you mean "Kevin Amold"?
 
2012-06-06 09:41:15 PM  
Last we heard from Kevin Arnold, he had a wife and an eight-month-old son.
 
2012-06-06 09:46:27 PM  

CavalierEternal: Last we heard from Kevin Arnold, he had a wife and an eight-month-old son.


Too bad for him.

/books flight
 
2012-06-06 09:54:18 PM  
Winnie Cooper and Kevin Arnold are fictional characters from a television show that is no longer on the air. They can't do any of the things in the headline.
 
2012-06-06 10:07:24 PM  
Intelligent. Witty. Gorgeous.

i705.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-06 10:09:41 PM  
My inner monologue is once again a naughty, filthy little boy.
 
2012-06-06 10:11:03 PM  
DIBS.

/I called dibs.
//That post above. That's me calling dibs.
 
2012-06-06 10:13:01 PM  

stoli n coke: DIBS.

/I called dibs.
//That post above. That's me calling dibs.


Sorry, but PizzaJedi81 already called dibs in a previous thread. You lose.
 
2012-06-06 10:13:22 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

You blew it Arnold.
 
2012-06-06 10:15:50 PM  
I guess the two of them just didn't add up. At least they multiplied though.
 
2012-06-06 10:17:17 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-06-06 10:17:24 PM  

soupbone: Sorry, but PizzaJedi81 already called dibs in a previous thread. You lose.


I'd call her dibs, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-06-06 10:19:17 PM  
cdn2.mamapop.com

/your secret is safe with us, Marilyn!
 
2012-06-06 10:20:14 PM  
All I know is that her ex was one lucky guy, he got to knock that around the park a few times before she took off. Not many people can brag about that.
 
2012-06-06 10:23:42 PM  
I read the headline in Daniel Stern's voice.

/and now you will too.
 
2012-06-06 10:31:45 PM  
While I'm sorry she's going through a divorce and all...

...shouldn't the tag be "spiffy?"
 
2012-06-06 10:32:35 PM  

elvisaintdead: My inner monologue is once again a naughty, filthy little boy.


It's amusing without the inner monologue, too.
 
2012-06-06 10:32:38 PM  
Don't even bother guys, I've already bought my ticket.

If you fail to hear from me in a few weeks...wait a few more.

www.mineral-forum.com
 
2012-06-06 10:33:41 PM  

soupbone: stoli n coke: DIBS.

/I called dibs.
//That post above. That's me calling dibs.

Sorry, but PizzaJedi81 already called dibs in a previous thread. You lose.


So, you're telling me I need to kill PizzaJedi81? I guess I could free up a few hours Friday afternoon.
 
2012-06-06 10:38:19 PM  
I hate to burst all your bubbles, but there will be math.
 
2012-06-06 10:38:58 PM  
And I'm willing to multiply with her
 
2012-06-06 10:39:33 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: Winnie Cooper and Kevin Arnold are fictional characters from a television show that is no longer on the air. They can't do any of the things in the headline.


I write extremely tasteless erotic horror fiction novels exclusively about Wonder Years, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. What the headline says is the least of their worries.
/Writing a new one called "Waynal Rape"
 
2012-06-06 10:40:53 PM  

Brick-House: I hate to burst all your bubbles, but there will be math.


PizzaJedi81 would subtract her clothes, divide her legs and multiply with her, if ya know what he means, and I think ya do.
 
2012-06-06 10:42:44 PM  
I hate to burst all your bubbles, but there will be math.

As long as there is suckage.
 
2012-06-06 10:43:05 PM  

Mantour: [ll-media.tmz.com image 400x415]


False: Unless he got completely different ears as a cover.
 
2012-06-06 10:43:51 PM  
She is an attractive female.

I once got into a pretty heated argument with a coworker about if an actress on How I Met Your Mother was Winnie or not. I said she wasn't. I was wrong.
 
2012-06-06 10:44:05 PM  
He won"t be back.
 
2012-06-06 10:45:15 PM  

chewielouie: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x458]

You blew it Arnold.


Hey, we don't know that for sure. They never did tell us who his wife was at the end of the show.
 
2012-06-06 10:45:17 PM  

Mantour: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 600x400]

/your secret is safe with us, Marilyn!


content8.flixster.com
Nope.
 
2012-06-06 10:46:55 PM  
odd forum for this, but has any filed divorce ever had a reason other than "Irreconcilable Differences"?
 
2012-06-06 10:48:34 PM  

HELLO, MEGAN!

 
2012-06-06 10:55:18 PM  

dustman81: [i.huffpost.com image 400x500]

The line to console her starts behind me


Strange, I'd think you'd rather get her GUI.
 
2012-06-06 10:55:19 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: odd forum for this, but has any filed divorce ever had a reason other than "Irreconcilable Differences"?


Cher filed for divorce for involuntary servitude
 
2012-06-06 10:58:08 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: odd forum for this, but has any filed divorce ever had a reason other than "Irreconcilable Differences"?


California is a no fault divorce state, so the official reason is always irreconcilable differences, which can mean anything. You could decide you hate that your spouse chews gum, or the fact s/he doesn't chew gum, and that's an "irreconcilable difference".

/got divorced in CA
//filed for "irreconcilable differences"
///she wouldn't stop putting other men's penises in her vagina
 
2012-06-06 11:01:49 PM  

RocketRay: Nana's Vibrator: odd forum for this, but has any filed divorce ever had a reason other than "Irreconcilable Differences"?

California is a no fault divorce state, so the official reason is always irreconcilable differences, which can mean anything. You could decide you hate that your spouse chews gum, or the fact s/he doesn't chew gum, and that's an "irreconcilable difference".

/got divorced in CA
//filed for "irreconcilable differences"
///she wouldn't stop putting other men's penises in her vagina


Clearly a no-fault issue.
I did wiki and found this little gem:
In many cases, irreconcilable was the original and only ground for no-fault divorce, such as in California, which enacted America's first purely no-fault divorce law in 1969.[1] California now lists one other ground, "incurable insanity," on its divorce petition form
 
2012-06-06 11:06:20 PM  
THAT'S her husband?!?

Why am I not banging Trricia Helfer?
 
2012-06-06 11:08:15 PM  

RocketRay: /got divorced in CA
//filed for "irreconcilable differences"
///she wouldn't stop putting other men's penises in her vagina


From the California Family Code:
2310. Dissolution of the marriage or legal separation of the
parties may be based on either of the following grounds, which shall
be pleaded generally:
(a) Irreconcilable differences, which have caused the irremediable
breakdown of the marriage.
(b) Incurable insanity.


Interestingly, those are the only two options. In other states, even when they added no-fault divorce, they retained other provisions. For example, in Massachusetts, in addition to "irreconcilable differences," there's also confinement for a crime for 5+ years, desertion for at least a year, adultery, impotency, excessive use of intoxicating liquor/opium/other drugs, cruel and abusive treatment, or refusal to provide support and maintenance.
That said, there's no difference in distribution of property, alimony, support, etc., so in practice, everyone just says "irreconcilable differences" and moves on.
 
2012-06-06 11:13:40 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: odd forum for this, but has any filed divorce ever had a reason other than "Irreconcilable Differences"?


I seem to recall Renee Zellwegger divorcing Kenny Chesney on the grounds of "fraud."

/On account of teh ghey, allegedly
 
2012-06-06 11:14:06 PM  
Hmm, a math nerd chick is on the market again.

Alas, I'm sorta stuck where I live. But I could leave things on autopilot for a little while so I could try to swoon her.
 
2012-06-06 11:14:12 PM  

CavalierEternal: chewielouie: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x458]

You blew it Arnold.

Hey, we don't know that for sure. They never did tell us who his wife was at the end of the show.


If he took his wife to the airport with him to pick up Winnie returning from France he obviously wasn't married to Winnie.
 
2012-06-06 11:16:36 PM  

SharkTrager: CavalierEternal: chewielouie: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x458]

You blew it Arnold.

Hey, we don't know that for sure. They never did tell us who his wife was at the end of the show.

If he took his wife to the airport with him to pick up Winnie returning from France he obviously wasn't married to Winnie.



I was talking about Madeline.
 
2012-06-06 11:21:45 PM  
I am going to dab on a bit of Brylcreem, and straighten my bow tie. Ima goin' courtin'
 
2012-06-06 11:34:18 PM  

HawgWild: Intelligent. Witty. Gorgeous.

[i705.photobucket.com image 300x200]


And like most women, someone is sick of her shiat.
 
2012-06-06 11:40:19 PM  

Aboleth: HELLO, MEGAN!


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-06 11:50:35 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: THAT'S her husband?!?

Why am I not banging Trricia Helfer?


WAS her husband. Good hunting everyone!
 
2012-06-06 11:54:49 PM  

chewielouie: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x458]

You blew it Arnold.


I seem to recall that I popped a few major boners for Madeline when I was 18. Now I feel less bad after the internets has informed me that the actress was a year older than me at the time.
 
2012-06-06 11:55:32 PM  
Kevin Arnold MisterLoki books next flight to Los Angeles
 
2012-06-07 12:00:01 AM  
she wouldn't stop putting other men's penises in her vagina

do you have her current address?
 
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