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2012-06-06 04:56:38 PM
Sheesh, with all of the reality TV shows now that will take just about any "Remember that actor" person from the 70s & 80s (Dancing With the Stars, Celebrity Apprentice, Rehab, Get me off this Island, etc), you'd think she could hook up with something... she did love Chachi for crying out loud. She needs a better agent (or maybe, she just needs an agent at this point?).

And this... Her peaches-and-cream complexion is a maze of wrinkles and crow's feet. She's aged terribly."

I honestly didn't think she looked that bad in the photo... certainly would look even better once some hollywood makeup artist got a hold of her before being on a show.
 
2012-06-06 05:02:55 PM
LOL
and dump her useless husband

I am sure that she could find a rich fan who would love to fark her happy dayz
 
2012-06-06 05:12:37 PM
dletter: Sheesh, with all of the reality TV shows now that will take just about any "Remember that actor" person from the 70s & 80s (Dancing With the Stars, Celebrity Apprentice, Rehab, Get me off this Island, etc), you'd think she could hook up with something... she did love Chachi for crying out loud. She needs a better agent (or maybe, she just needs an agent at this point?).

Even Squiggy did that one show where everyone lived like it was 1895.
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RIP Squiggy.
 
2012-06-06 05:12:47 PM
Get a job, Moran.
 
2012-06-06 05:32:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-06 05:32:55 PM
FTFA:

On one rowdy night, Erin bared her breasts for the bar crowd, said the source. But in a sad twist, virtually no one knew who she was!

Put her in the Jefferson High cheerleader outfit and have her show her tits and I'd pay a couple bucks to see it.;
 
2012-06-06 05:32:55 PM
And everyone laughed at Jenny Piccolo for becoming an escort.
 
2012-06-06 05:45:46 PM
Her peaches-and-cream complexion is a maze of wrinkles and crow's feet. She's aged terribly."

Hollywood needs witches too.
 
2012-06-06 06:52:06 PM
"After some heavy coaxing, Erin quickly lifted her T-shirt. But other than her few friends, no one recognized her! Most of the customers were scratching their heads and asking, 'What was that all about?' and 'Who the heck is Erin Moran?'"

Yeah, because THAT'S how people know her?

Not sure how recent this snap is, but she doesn't look so bad. I think the blogger who wrote this had an obvious agenda.
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2012-06-06 06:56:44 PM
Erin Moran at the Hollywood Show at Mariott Hotel on July24, 2010
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Two years ago, change much she could have.
 
2012-06-06 07:09:37 PM
That's the problem with Show business. Your longevity relies on so many things.
 
2012-06-06 07:26:44 PM
"After some heavy coaxing, Erin quickly lifted her T-shirt."

That's a far cry from how she was in the days after Happy Days:

The actress who once played Richie's perky kid sister now claims that every member of the cast is "evil," adding, "I pray for them." She also charges some relatives with being "bloodsuckers" who are after her money and accuses the government of conspiring to hook the country on crack and speed.
 
2012-06-06 07:30:03 PM
DarkJohnson: Erin Moran at the Hollywood Show at Mariott Hotel on July24, 2010


Two years ago, change much she could have.


Unless that's a Wonderbra holding them up, that's definitely not a pair of shortcakes.

/Dren would have approved
 
2012-06-06 08:08:26 PM
That article is astoundingly depressing.

If Joanie has fallen this far, can you imagine where Leather Tuscadero is at?
 
2012-06-06 08:25:48 PM
Joanie Loves Chachi was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television because "chachi" is Korean for "penis."
 
2012-06-06 08:27:50 PM
I enjoy celeb bashing just as much as the next bitter unknown loser, but HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE shiat AND LIVE IN A TRAILER is another level of douchebaggery since she seems to have not been AW-ing or anything.

Broke, taking care of sick MIL, stuck in the middle of nowhere.... I don't think she's earned derision like that. Not recently, anyway.

/I know, welcome to Fark, etc
 
2012-06-06 08:29:45 PM
sigdiamond2000: That article is astoundingly depressing.

If Joanie has fallen this far, can you imagine where Leather Tuscadero is at?


she is 68 years old now!
she seems to be doing well except for this little bit of news

"On October 27, 2000, she was sentenced to 120 days in jail after pleading 'no contest' to charges stemming from an August 20, 2000, arrest for hitting a man with her cane"
 
2012-06-06 08:30:04 PM
 
2012-06-06 08:34:08 PM
That just goes to show what loving Chachi will get you.


Wa, wa, wa.
 
2012-06-06 08:36:30 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: "After some heavy coaxing, Erin quickly lifted her T-shirt."

That's a far cry from how she was in the days after Happy Days:

The actress who once played Richie's perky kid sister now claims that every member of the cast is "evil," adding, "I pray for them." She also charges some relatives with being "bloodsuckers" who are after her money and accuses the government of conspiring to hook the country on crack and speed.


conspiracy paranoia aside, what business person would invest their capital in spice & bath salt products that are constantly one step ahead of the law? IMHO there are few who would willingly flaunt a semi-legal product in front of a public who is growing tired of spice & b salt horror stories.

seems to me these products may be coming from an alphabet storefront business. cheap to make, huge profits, and they can get away with bending laws until their little necks are near broken.

she's not crazy. she's awake.
 
2012-06-06 08:45:25 PM
In case anyone was still wondering why every actor wants to work behind the camera.
 
2012-06-06 08:48:37 PM
KrispyKritter: AdolfOliverPanties: "After some heavy coaxing, Erin quickly lifted her T-shirt."

That's a far cry from how she was in the days after Happy Days:

The actress who once played Richie's perky kid sister now claims that every member of the cast is "evil," adding, "I pray for them." She also charges some relatives with being "bloodsuckers" who are after her money and accuses the government of conspiring to hook the country on crack and speed.

conspiracy paranoia aside, what business person would invest their capital in spice & bath salt products that are constantly one step ahead of the law? IMHO there are few who would willingly flaunt a semi-legal product in front of a public who is growing tired of spice & b salt horror stories.

seems to me these products may be coming from an alphabet storefront business. cheap to make, huge profits, and they can get away with bending laws until their little necks are near broken.

she's not crazy. she's awake.


Ohhhhhh yeah. That's some pure, uncut conspiracy theory right there. The new, good, raw stuff. I would like to know more about this line of thinking. Let's find out who makes this stuff. I haven't run across this stuff for sale, myself. Has anyone? Can they take a picture of it or find the manufacturer? I googled, but my fu needs honing.
 
2012-06-06 09:13:55 PM
dletter: I honestly didn't think she looked that bad in the photo... certainly would look even better once some hollywood makeup artist got a hold of her before being on a show.

No, she looks terrible for a 51 year old. Your run of the mill 70 year old looks about the same as her.
 
2012-06-06 09:16:53 PM
And no one thought to take a picture of her titties?

chanarchive.org
 
2012-06-06 09:17:25 PM
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 340x250]

Go USA!
 
2012-06-06 09:23:31 PM
HakunaMatata: I enjoy celeb bashing just as much as the next bitter unknown loser, but HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE shiat AND LIVE IN A TRAILER is another level of douchebaggery since she seems to have not been AW-ing or anything.

Broke, taking care of sick MIL, stuck in the middle of nowhere.... I don't think she's earned derision like that. Not recently, anyway.

/I know, welcome to Fark, etc


I dunno - this isn't the same sort of shadenfreude people will have when Snooki's homeless. I don't think that people are thinking that she's getting some sort of comeuppance.

I think this is more: "Huh. I guess fame doesn't guarantee much."
 
2012-06-06 09:23:33 PM
Babwa Wawa: No, she looks terrible for a 51 year old. Your run of the mill 70 year old looks about the same as her.

FWIW: She was 49 in that picture, and feel free to offer up a selection of 70 year olds to validate your thesis.
 
2012-06-06 09:25:02 PM
KrispyKritter: AdolfOliverPanties: "After some heavy coaxing, Erin quickly lifted her T-shirt."

That's a far cry from how she was in the days after Happy Days:

The actress who once played Richie's perky kid sister now claims that every member of the cast is "evil," adding, "I pray for them." She also charges some relatives with being "bloodsuckers" who are after her money and accuses the government of conspiring to hook the country on crack and speed.

conspiracy paranoia aside, what business person would invest their capital in spice & bath salt products that are constantly one step ahead of the law? IMHO there are few who would willingly flaunt a semi-legal product in front of a public who is growing tired of spice & b salt horror stories.

seems to me these products may be coming from an alphabet storefront business. cheap to make, huge profits, and they can get away with bending laws until their little necks are near broken.

she's not crazy. she's awake.


Wait. What???
 
2012-06-06 09:38:26 PM
There isn't anything so bad about her life.
 
2012-06-06 09:40:24 PM
DarkJohnson: Babwa Wawa: No, she looks terrible for a 51 year old. Your run of the mill 70 year old looks about the same as her.

FWIW: She was 49 in that picture, and feel free to offer up a selection of 70 year olds to validate your thesis.


Her face is a little hard for a 49 year old.

When I was a young buck of about 11 or 12, I remember watching an episode of either Happy Days or Joanie Loves Chachi, I don't remember which one it was, but the episode was about a play she was staring in with another girl and Chachi. I just remember watching that episode until the scene were she was running around in a slip and everything was gratuitously bouncing around. After seeing that I immediately retired to my bunk for awhile. Those were good times.
 
2012-06-06 09:47:53 PM
...a family friend told The Enquirer. "...She's aged terribly."

Nice. Some friend.
 
2012-06-06 09:53:56 PM
sigdiamond2000: If Joanie has fallen this far, can you imagine where Leather Tuscadero is at?

A couple of years ago, she was selling real estate in Troy, Michigan.
 
2012-06-06 09:59:55 PM
ongbok: Her face is a little hard for a 49 year old.

A little, but she hasn't had the standard botox/nip/tuck/touch-up the hollywood crowd usually gets. Compared to your standard 49 year old female in middle America, she isn't doing that bad.

Hell, she looks tons better than that woman who was on That 70's Show.
 
2012-06-06 10:16:00 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: The actress who once played Richie's perky kid sister now claims that every member of the cast is "evil," adding, "I pray for them." She also charges some relatives with being "bloodsuckers" who are after her money and accuses the government of conspiring to hook the country on crack and speed.

So, the trailer is a perfect fit then.
 
2012-06-06 10:32:29 PM
Save your money kids.
 
2012-06-06 10:34:01 PM
www.popscreenbot.com

Unsympathetic.
 
2012-06-06 10:49:57 PM
Loves plastic surgery.
 
2012-06-06 10:55:35 PM
Sadly, I know where Erin Moran's crazy got started.

She had all of her money in the Blue Jay Savings & Loan in Blue Jay, California. When the S&L crisis hit, the Blue Jay S&L was one of the first S&Ls to go under. And one day I was in line right behind her along with thousands of other people trying to find out if we had any money left.

During the whole time I was in line behind her, she was in hysterics. She was crying. She was talking about sleazy producers who had smelled blood in the water and wanted her to do sexploitation movies. She was talking about parts she wanted, but couldn't get because she wouldn't go the casting couch route.

And when the day was over, we were both broke.
 
2012-06-06 11:12:59 PM
Her peaches-and-cream complexion is a maze of wrinkles and crow's feet. She's aged terribly.

In other words she looks like a middle-aged woman not pumped with Botox, collagen, and silicone.
 
2012-06-06 11:39:59 PM
I think she looks great! Of course, I'm 52 and my wife is 60 ;)
 
2012-06-06 11:43:30 PM
Jobs for washed-up comedic actors are extremely rare, unless you are a very cunning ham.

I hope she at least has some clothes to don most of the time.

I'd like to interview her on how ardently people have supported her

/ok, I'm done
 
2012-06-06 11:47:01 PM
Okay, she has experience as an actor, and no notorious drug habits.

She should call the producers at Lifetime and ask for a gig. She's a perfect fit for the mother in one of their multitude of little movies. That's assuming she's still much of an actor,
 
2012-06-07 12:02:11 AM
HakunaMatata: I enjoy celeb bashing just as much as the next bitter unknown loser, but HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE shiat AND LIVE IN A TRAILER is another level of douchebaggery since she seems to have not been AW-ing or anything.

Broke, taking care of sick MIL, stuck in the middle of nowhere.... I don't think she's earned derision like that. Not recently, anyway.

/I know, welcome to Fark, etc


However, I only hope I live long enough to hear that Kim Kardashian looks like shiat (let's face it, she could balloon out to 300 lbs and get as hairy as Robin Williams very easily), is broke and living in a trailer park.
 
2012-06-07 12:11:29 AM
Based on her complexion, I'm guessing she's a smoker and/or has spent way too much time in direct sunlight.
 
2012-06-07 12:24:03 AM
farkityfarker: Based on her complexion, I'm guessing she's a smoker and/or has spent way too much time in direct sunlight.

she might be in those Trachea replacement commercials soon
ca-ching!
 
2012-06-07 12:25:34 AM
Well, that's too bad. Only I can't help wondering why she and/or her husband couldn't find another line of work.
 
2012-06-07 12:26:38 AM
Strongbeerrules: Well, that's too bad. Only I can't help wondering why she and/or her husband couldn't find another line of work.

obamabush?
 
2012-06-07 01:08:29 AM
I can't believe she lost all of her residuals. Also couldn't Ron Howard help her out at little bit? I mean look at all the stuff Ron does for his brother.
 
2012-06-07 01:36:14 AM
Lsherm: ongbok: Her face is a little hard for a 49 year old.

A little, but she hasn't had the standard botox/nip/tuck/touch-up the hollywood crowd usually gets. Compared to your standard 49 year old female in middle America, she isn't doing that bad.

Hell, she looks tons better than that woman who was on That 70's Show.


Yeah she looks way better than Lorie from "that 70's Show" But if your standard 49 year old looks like that in the face were you are from, you need to tell them to get out of the sun or stop drinking and doing drugs, because that is a little hard for 49, and I'm talking about regular middle class midwestern women.
 
2012-06-07 01:40:04 AM
Pentaxian: I can't believe she lost all of her residuals. Also couldn't Ron Howard help her out at little bit? I mean look at all the stuff Ron does for his brother.


And he's wayyy uglier than joanie
 
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