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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Former Cincinnati Bengal called up from the minors; signs 12-year contract with Ohio Penal League   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 19
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2012-06-06 12:14:15 PM
As a linebacker, it was not his job to split the uprights.
 
2012-06-06 12:53:24 PM

I_Am_Weasel: As a linebacker, it was not his job to split the uprights.


No, it was his job to penetrate the line and pound someone into the grass.
 
2012-06-06 12:53:28 PM
Encroachment. Made his move too early.
 
2012-06-06 12:54:40 PM

grinding_journalist: I_Am_Weasel: As a linebacker, it was not his job to split the uprights.

No, it was his job to penetrate the line and pound someone into the grass.


That's the problem...there wasn't grass on the field yet.
 
2012-06-06 12:55:04 PM
Looks like Mr. Webster will be having a seat over there for the next 12 years.
 
2012-06-06 12:57:26 PM
Seriously? The guy played 99 career NFL games - only FOUR of which for Cincinnati, and it's "Former Cincinnati Bengal"?
 
2012-06-06 12:58:55 PM
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Ya lost me.
 
2012-06-06 12:59:19 PM
He really got penalized for hitting a tight end.
 
2012-06-06 01:01:35 PM
Glad the Bucs cut ties with this creep.
 
2012-06-06 01:28:27 PM
Approves

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2012-06-06 02:11:19 PM
Four-year starter with Tampa Bay
Two years with the Bungles in which he plays a whopping four games
Then finishes his career off with three years with the Broncos.

Yep, former Bengal 0_o
 
2012-06-06 02:42:26 PM

howdyyall9999: grinding_journalist: I_Am_Weasel: As a linebacker, it was not his job to split the uprights.

No, it was his job to penetrate the line and pound someone into the grass.

That's the problem...there wasn't grass on the field yet.


Maybe he should have played in the mud then.
 
2012-06-06 02:42:43 PM
Meanwhile, the adult females that sleep with 13 year old boys get probation and community service
 
2012-06-06 02:45:38 PM

bhcompy: Meanwhile, the adult females that sleep with 13 year old boys get probation and community service


It's ok its just a chemical imbalance in their system that made them do it. Just need to send them to the clinic to get the meds.
 
2012-06-06 03:44:09 PM

The Singing Bush: Seriously? The guy played 99 career NFL games - only FOUR of which for Cincinnati, and it's "Former Cincinnati Bengal"?


RonwellQuincyDobbs: Four-year starter with Tampa Bay
Two years with the Bungles in which he plays a whopping four games
Then finishes his career off with three years with the Broncos.

Yep, former Bengal 0_o


It did happen in the Cincinnati vicinity though. You gotta admit, the Nati brings out the best in guys for some reason.
 
2012-06-06 05:57:13 PM
whood thunk an bangGAL wood be inprisioned?
 
2012-06-06 06:47:12 PM
I still want to know which former Bengals assistant is the father of the girl involved.

By the way, I saw some local (Cincinnati) debate online regarding his sentence. He got 12 years for having sex with a 15-year-old but another guy recently got 8.5 years for driving drunk and killing a man (a father and grandfather) who was changing a flat tire on the side of the interstate (while at least 8 feet from the road) at 4 AM. That drunk guy also fled the scene and contacted friends immediately after the incident to try and create some sort of alibi. Gotta love the justice system.

/Not condoning Webster's actions
//Just think killing someone is a little more severe
 
2012-06-06 07:27:39 PM

bhcompy: Meanwhile, the adult females that sleep with 13 year old boys get probation and community service


Exactly. For women in these cases, the punishment usually fits the crime. He's a complete douchebag and creep for banging a teenager, but that's a toddler-rapist's sentence. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand the difference.
 
2012-06-06 08:10:17 PM
12 years for sleeping sleeping with a 15 year old? vehicular manslaughter x 2 nets less than 9 years?

that's so cincinnati.
 
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