mr_a: Maybe there is a NY Mets type of Al Qaeda franchise that is willing to trade a top player for a couple of ex-suicide bombers and a few camels.
shivashakti: Does that mean that we finally win and we can relax with TSA security? Because that'd be awesome.
NeoCortex42: It's like watching The Prisoner. There's a different #2 every week.
spentmiles: My Internet sources are all pointing to an unlikely hiding spot for al-Zawahiri -- Israel. Ben Netanyahu has him comfortably stashed in a palatial, three floor section of the Jerusalem Hilton, servants fulfilling his every whim. Ben knows that as long as al-Zawahiri is alive, Israel can direct the US to strike anywhere it wants under the guise of fighting Al Qaeda. If my US sources are right, though, Obama is about to dust off his Koran and pledge allegiance to Allah so he has a basis to join with Iranian militants to invade Israel. The Iranians get to bomb all they want without US reprisal, but they've got to give us al-Zawahiri and ensure that Israel's head is chopped off its shoulders so the US can once again steer its own ship.
Capt'n Hector: a Nigerian recruit who had secreted a hard-to-detect bomb in his underwearUsually the bombs I secrete in my underwear are not very hard to detect.
palelizard: You sound like a dissident or a socialist, citizen--if that's what you really are. I'm going to ask you to step out of line and move over towards the tables. Have you emptied your pockets? Has anyone asked you to carry anything into this thread?
Pardon Me Sultan: FTFA: Zawahiri, presumably, is keenly aware of the fate of so many of his longtime colleagues in al Qaeda.Candidate for understatement of the year.Current scorePresident Barack Obama(*): 15President George W. Bush: 16(*) Active playerOoh! Tight race.Situation room, earlier today:POTUS: "I need you to find me two more number twos"
anfrind: 15 in 3.5 years vs. 16 in 8 years. Advantage: Obama, by a 2-to-1 margin.You just illustrated Mugato's point perfectly.
Phil Moskowitz: There's an election coming up, shouldn't someone be manufacturing a war somewhere?
WTF Indeed: [static8.businessinsider.com image 400x300]Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.
Cheron: Right now every Al Qaeda number 3 is running around like Cpl. Max Klinger in the hope they won't get promoted to number 2.
shivashakti: I'm a dissident socialist citizen. However, I have no carry-ons.
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