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(ESPN)   Masseuse collapses and dies at Chris Bosh's home, no foul play expected   (espn.go.com) divider line 44
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2012-06-06 10:23:32 AM
Not a happy ending at all
 
2012-06-06 10:24:18 AM
espn will report on chris bosh's dead masseuse, but is still silent on whether or not craig james killed a hooker while at smu.

/what does craig james have on espn?
 
2012-06-06 10:26:28 AM
Was John Travolta involved?
 
2012-06-06 10:29:37 AM
I still contend that he absorbed her soul Shang Tsung style in order to gain the strength to play.
 
2012-06-06 10:34:31 AM
coolio mack: I still contend that he absorbed her soul Shang Tsung style in order to gain the strength to play.

If he did, it was a waste since he played like shiat.
 
2012-06-06 10:37:47 AM
exick: coolio mack: I still contend that he absorbed her soul Shang Tsung style in order to gain the strength to play.

If he did, it was a waste since he played like shiat.


they should've got the live chicken?
 
2012-06-06 10:38:16 AM
exick: coolio mack: I still contend that he absorbed her soul Shang Tsung style in order to gain the strength to play.

If he did, it was a waste since he played like shiat.


He played fairly adequately - I'd say he was the second-most useful player on the Heat.
 
2012-06-06 10:39:28 AM
Chris needs to take out his frustration on the court.
 
2012-06-06 10:43:37 AM
Clever girl.
 
2012-06-06 10:54:08 AM
IAmRight: He played fairly adequately - I'd say he was the second-most useful player on the Heat.

Useful to the Celtics certainly. Especially that last 3 and half minutes of the third when he was so willing to help the Celtics go on their 11-0 run.
 
2012-06-06 11:01:40 AM
A Fark Handle: espn will report on chris bosh's dead masseuse, but is still silent on whether or not craig james killed a hooker while at smu.

/what does craig james have on espn?


Wha? Is this some new meme? Or an expansion of the Glenn Beck killed a woman thing because James happens to be conservative? Do we have to imply that everyone who disagrees with us on the role of government probably raped or killed someone? Let me know, I want to conform.
 
2012-06-06 11:06:33 AM
FLMountainMan: Wha? Is this some new meme? Or an expansion of the Glenn Beck killed a woman thing because James happens to be conservative? Do we have to imply that everyone who disagrees with us on the role of government probably raped or killed someone? Let me know, I want to conform.

Wasn't Craig James the guy who caused that minor uproar and got a coach fired because his son got a concussion, but it turned out the son was a huge piece of shiat? Or am I thinking of someone else? I think it's related to that.
 
2012-06-06 11:07:47 AM
I never get coaches and trainers. When you know a good player has limited time due to injury, you keep him on the bench until the latest possible time. He starts warming up during the 3rd quarter, goes in in the 4th, and plays until he can't play no mo'. If you don't need him, you don't use him and don't risk exacerbating his condition. Given a similar close/late situation with Bosh available, the outcome could have been very different.

/Nevermind how the Heat should have won by 10 or 20 but let the C's keep hanging around. Hanging around. They've got alligator blood. Can't get rid of them.
 
2012-06-06 11:19:44 AM
Nana's Vibrator: hanging around. Hanging around. They've got alligator blood. Can't get rid of them.

and now i have the chorus to my new song
 
2012-06-06 11:23:26 AM
you have pee hands: Wasn't Craig James the guy who caused that minor uproar and got a coach fired because his son got a concussion, but it turned out the son was a huge piece of shiat? Or am I thinking of someone else? I think it's related to that.

It wasn't because his son had a concussion, it was because Coach Leach made him go stand in a dimly-lit room because he was complaining about having a concussion when he came to practice and was using it to not do anything during practice. His son is a lazy piece of sh*t that no one liked, based on the TTU guys I've talked to. So he's a helicopter parent that used his position at ESPN to help create a story out of nothing and get a coach fired for doing what is technically medically sound.

Plus he's a douchebag.
 
2012-06-06 11:26:59 AM
Good job! Good effort!
 
2012-06-06 11:28:53 AM
the masseuse was flopping.



/too soon?
 
2012-06-06 11:36:53 AM
RPI MISS SEUSSes
www.wtfcostumes.com
 
2012-06-06 11:39:36 AM
Dr_luckyz: Nana's Vibrator: hanging around. Hanging around. They've got alligator blood. Can't get rid of them.

and now i have the chorus to my new song


You'll have to sing it in John Malkovich's voice. It's from the movie "Rounders"

highly recommended Netflix viewing if you're a red-blooded american man who enjoys guy movies and cards. Plus you can convince a date/significant to watch it, as there are a few actors who turn in terrific performances. But you'll wish Gretchen Mol was dead.
 
2012-06-06 11:45:58 AM
expobill: RIP MISS SEUSSes
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2012-06-06 11:46:35 AM
Kinky
 
2012-06-06 11:48:32 AM
Nana's Vibrator: You'll have to sing it in John Malkovich's voice. It's from the movie "Rounders"

highly recommended Netflix viewing if you're a red-blooded american man who enjoys guy movies and cards. Plus you can convince a date/significant to watch it, as there are a few actors who turn in terrific performances. But you'll wish Gretchen Mol was dead.


KGB! I knew it seemed familiar. Agreed, great movie.
 
2012-06-06 12:01:24 PM
A Fark Handle: espn will report on chris bosh's dead masseuse, but is still silent on whether or not craig james killed a hooker while at smu.

/what does craig james have on espn?


It was five hookers. Allegedly.
 
2012-06-06 12:02:07 PM
perma flop
 
2012-06-06 12:11:47 PM
Of course it wasn't a foul, he was at home.
 
2012-06-06 12:15:35 PM
Claude the Dog: A Fark Handle: espn will report on chris bosh's dead masseuse, but is still silent on whether or not craig james killed a hooker while at smu.

/what does craig james have on espn?

It was five hookers. Allegedly.


well, to be fair we really don't know the number. i thought it was at least five

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bonus fun, mike leach has fun with book signings including:

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digitaldeconstruction.com
 
2012-06-06 12:23:48 PM
Refs have already called 2 charges on Pierce and a technical on Rondo.
 
2012-06-06 12:26:23 PM
Having 5 scalps on the wall compared to Bosh's lonely 1, Craig James could only say one thing to Chris.

"Good job. Good effort."
 
2012-06-06 12:30:01 PM
IAmRight: Plus he's a douchebag.

He should now be considered a hero to any fans of the Wazzou program.
 
2012-06-06 12:43:59 PM
So if Miami gets eliminated in the ECF, will the LBJs continue?
 
2012-06-06 01:35:10 PM
Killer Cars: IAmRight: Plus he's a douchebag.

He should now be considered a hero to any fans of the Wazzou program.


Oh, he is!!! We love Leach!!!
Go Cougs!!!
 
2012-06-06 02:10:19 PM
He must have choked.
 
2012-06-06 02:37:49 PM
SithLord: So if Miami gets eliminated in the ECF, will the LBJs continue?

I think Spo is gone for sure and either Wade or Bosh get traded.
 
2012-06-06 02:41:03 PM
mentallo69: He should now be considered a hero to any fans of the Wazzou program.

Oh, he is!!! We love Leach!!!


I think he was referring to Craig James. I like that Leach is now coaching for WSU. I do not like the circumstances it took to get him in Pullman. Plus Craig James is still on TV, being a complete assclown moron. He's already helped f*ck over two Texas universities, I wish he'd go for the Longhorns next. Then he'd be okay.
 
2012-06-06 02:44:18 PM
A Fark Handle: exick: coolio mack: I still contend that he absorbed her soul Shang Tsung style in order to gain the strength to play.

If he did, it was a waste since he played like shiat.

they should've got the live chicken?


Should've called Billywitchdoctor.com
 
2012-06-06 02:44:55 PM
maybe she saw the big "3"?
 
2012-06-06 02:48:29 PM
How did her collapse compare with the Heat's early 2-0 lead in the series?
 
2012-06-06 03:27:40 PM
Does no one vote for great headlines anymore?

What happened to the Fark I once knew?

/+1, Subby
//Great jaerb.
 
2012-06-06 03:30:02 PM
mentallo69: Oh, he is!!! We love Leach!!!
Go Cougs!!!


THIS.

/YAAArrrrrrrrrrrgh!
//Go Cougs!
 
2012-06-06 04:24:20 PM
Curt Blizzah: How did her collapse compare with the Heat's early 2-0 lead in the series?

looks like they're about the same. she's dead. the heat are essentially dead. we'll know more tomorrow.
 
2012-06-06 04:48:09 PM
www.decalpitstop.com
 
2012-06-06 05:04:42 PM
you have pee hands: FLMountainMan: Wha? Is this some new meme? Or an expansion of the Glenn Beck killed a woman thing because James happens to be conservative? Do we have to imply that everyone who disagrees with us on the role of government probably raped or killed someone? Let me know, I want to conform.

Wasn't Craig James the guy who caused that minor uproar and got a coach fired because his son got a concussion, but it turned out the son was a huge piece of shiat? Or am I thinking of someone else? I think it's related to that.


Oh, so we imply that people who interfere with third-rate football teams are rapists. Got it. That makes a lot more sense.

/I agree he's an asshat, based on his commentary alone. Why the hell am I white knighting Craig James?
 
2012-06-06 06:45:44 PM
Bosh was just standing his ground
 
2012-06-06 08:22:09 PM
FLMountainMan: Oh, so we imply that people who interfere with third-rate football teams are rapists. Got it. That makes a lot more sense.

To be fair, people were wondering whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU long before the TTU incident.


Also, he didn't just abuse his position at ESPN: he hired a PR firm to manufacture the incident.
 
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