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2012-06-06 12:06:41 PM  
Yuck. Scotch. It's like sucking good whisky out of an oak end table.
 
2012-06-06 01:44:12 PM  
Diego is far superior to Dora, but I feel that Click is inherently racist, now that I hear my kids mocking it.
 
2012-06-06 02:14:45 PM  

xanadian: Yuck. Scotch. It's like sucking good whisky out of an oak end table.


Because when I think of a manly drink, I think of sugar-laced corn mash. Get that heresy out of here, bourbon-loving scum!
 
2012-06-06 02:34:14 PM  
Oh no! We've got to harvest this years barley crop before the crows eat it all! Should Rescue Pack transform into a Snow Board...a Hang-glider...or a CaseIH Axial Flow 9120?
 
2012-06-06 02:47:31 PM  

MrJesus: xanadian: Yuck. Scotch. It's like sucking good whisky out of an oak end table.

Because when I think of a manly drink, I think of sugar-laced corn mash. Get that heresy out of here, bourbon-loving scum!



I love both, damn it!
 
2012-06-06 02:58:35 PM  
I should never have sold my stock. I need to re-invest
 
2012-06-06 03:15:33 PM  

The_Sponge: MrJesus: xanadian: Yuck. Scotch. It's like sucking good whisky out of an oak end table.

Because when I think of a manly drink, I think of sugar-laced corn mash. Get that heresy out of here, bourbon-loving scum!


I love both, damn it!


I prefer Irish whisky, but I like some bourbons and Tennessee whiskeys, too. Could never get into scotch. Maybe I just had a bad shot of it.
 
2012-06-06 04:07:24 PM  

xanadian:
I prefer Irish whisky, but I like some bourbons and Tennessee whiskeys, too. Could never get into scotch. Maybe I just had a bad shot of it.


I see your problem already.
 
2012-06-06 04:41:53 PM  
Go, Diageo, go ?

Only if that means they can go to hell.
Conglomorates in beer/wine/ spirits suck .

Enjoy your canadian guiness and harp
 
2012-06-06 05:04:05 PM  
On another note, my company will be doing their renovation. Their current NY local office has ALCOHOL THEMED ELEVATORS. Not even kidding. Also and entire floor is a circular bar.
 
2012-06-06 06:27:40 PM  
Irish > Bourbons > Scotch, because it tastes like feet.
 
2012-06-06 07:29:36 PM  

Rent Party: Irish > Bourbons > Scotch, because it tastes like feet.



Oh hell no.

Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy a good Irish whiskey, but in the back of my mind, I keep thinking "This could use some smokey flavor."
 
2012-06-06 08:05:47 PM  

alienated: Go, Diageo, go ?

Only if that means they can go to hell.
Conglomorates in beer/wine/ spirits suck .

Enjoy your canadian guiness and harp



This.

In a pint glass.
 
2012-06-06 08:19:35 PM  

Regular Chumpington: xanadian:
I prefer Irish whisky, but I like some bourbons and Tennessee whiskeys, too. Could never get into scotch. Maybe I just had a bad shot of it.

I see your problem already.


Only pansies throw their booze in with water and ice. REAL MEN TAKE SHOTS. That's why I'm a tequila drinker.
 
2012-06-06 09:07:14 PM  

GeeksAreMyPeeps: I should never have sold my stock. I need to re-invest


It's one of the few stocks I hold that I'm actually proud to admit to at this point.
 
2012-06-06 09:41:14 PM  

The_Sponge: Rent Party: Irish > Bourbons > Scotch, because it tastes like feet.


Oh hell no.

Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy a good Irish whiskey, but in the back of my mind, I keep thinking "This could use some smokeyfeet flavor."


Thousands of years of skirt wearing Scottish barbarians walking all over that sod with their nasty assed toes.... Tastes like it, too.

No thanks. I'll take a nice, smooth, clean taste of the old uisce beatha. Neat.
 
2012-06-06 09:56:39 PM  

Rent Party: Thousands of years of skirt wearing Scottish barbarians walking all over that sod with their nasty assed toes.... Tastes like it, too.

No thanks. I'll take a nice, smooth, clean taste of the old uisce beatha. Neat.



Speaking as a proud member of the McFarlane Clan:

You ever notice how those old signs in the early 20th Century said "Irish Need Not Apply" and not anything about Scots not applying?
 
2012-06-06 10:01:02 PM  
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2012-06-07 02:21:19 AM  

The_Sponge: Rent Party: Irish > Bourbons > Scotch, because it tastes like feet.


Oh hell no.

Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy a good Irish whiskey, but in the back of my mind, I keep thinking "This could use some smokey flavor."


Connemara
 
2012-06-07 09:59:04 AM  

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This thread is about alcohol, not piss.
 
2012-06-07 10:52:13 AM  

The_Sponge: Rent Party: Thousands of years of skirt wearing Scottish barbarians walking all over that sod with their nasty assed toes.... Tastes like it, too.

No thanks. I'll take a nice, smooth, clean taste of the old uisce beatha. Neat.


Speaking as a proud member of the McFarlane Clan:

You ever notice how those old signs in the early 20th Century said "Irish Need Not Apply" and not anything about Scots not applying?


That's because the Scotts hadn't figured out how to cross the ocean yet. Something about their aversion to water.
 
2012-06-07 11:03:46 AM  

Rent Party: The_Sponge: Rent Party: Thousands of years of skirt wearing Scottish barbarians walking all over that sod with their nasty assed toes.... Tastes like it, too.

No thanks. I'll take a nice, smooth, clean taste of the old uisce beatha. Neat.


Speaking as a proud member of the McFarlane Clan:

You ever notice how those old signs in the early 20th Century said "Irish Need Not Apply" and not anything about Scots not applying?

That's because the Scotts hadn't figured out how to cross the ocean yet. Something about their aversion to water.



Lulz....I can't stay mad at you.
 
2012-06-07 12:26:10 PM  

The_Sponge: Rent Party: The_Sponge: Rent Party: Thousands of years of skirt wearing Scottish barbarians walking all over that sod with their nasty assed toes.... Tastes like it, too.

No thanks. I'll take a nice, smooth, clean taste of the old uisce beatha. Neat.


Speaking as a proud member of the McFarlane Clan:

You ever notice how those old signs in the early 20th Century said "Irish Need Not Apply" and not anything about Scots not applying?

That's because the Scotts hadn't figured out how to cross the ocean yet. Something about their aversion to water.


Lulz....I can't stay mad at you.


This dispute can only be settled with liquor and gunplay!
 
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