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(People Magazine)   Miley Cyrus is engaged. Billy Ray seen polishing his shotgun   (people.com) divider line 105
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2012-06-06 10:10:34 AM  
Miley Cyrus is engaged. Billy Ray seen polishing his shotgun

Unusual euphamism?
 
2012-06-06 10:11:41 AM  
I give it 2 years. Long enough for the baby to be born then some extra-marital banging.
 
2012-06-06 10:12:19 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I give it 2 years. Long enough for the baby to be born then some extra-marital banging.


On her part or his?

What am I say? She's a Disney tartlet...it'll be both.
 
2012-06-06 10:12:28 AM  
PizzaJedi81 would like to polish his shotgun, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/3
 
2012-06-06 10:13:22 AM  

soupbone: PizzaJedi81 would like to polish his shotgun, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/3


See, it's fun, isn't it?

WAIT A MINUTE!

Are you implying something?
 
2012-06-06 10:14:26 AM  
Our lil' Realdoll is all grown up now...
 
2012-06-06 10:15:20 AM  
I guess that's pretty cool.
 
2012-06-06 10:18:23 AM  
FTFS: Miley Cyrus is engaged. Billy Ray seen polishing his shotgun and heard mumbling "Never claim what is already mine."
 
2012-06-06 10:19:33 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: I guess that's pretty cool.


I'm always in a minority, but whenever I hear about a celeb getting engaged, Iwant it to work out for them. There are certain ones you don't think will, but I hope for them, anyway.
 
2012-06-06 10:20:52 AM  

Masterstuff: FTFS: Miley Cyrus is engaged. Billy Ray seen polishing his shotgun and heard mumbling "Never claim what is already mine rub another man's rhubarb."

 
2012-06-06 10:23:44 AM  
One of the more interesting Fark fetishes
 
2012-06-06 10:24:31 AM  
Singer/children's TV actor engaged to actor that specializes in pre-teen targeted action flicks.

Yeah, I'm not putting any money on the divorce date because statistics are telling me this doesn't make it to the "wedding" stage.

//Even ignoring the "it's something agents arranged for publicity" aspect of this, marrying someone in your own profession is maybe not the best idea there.
 
2012-06-06 10:25:47 AM  
One day she'll just hurt his achy breaky heart.
 
2012-06-06 10:25:54 AM  

PizzaJedi81: soupbone: PizzaJedi81 would like to polish his shotgun, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/3

See, it's fun, isn't it?

WAIT A MINUTE!

Are you implying something?



I'm not tenacious enough. I'll get bored by number 10.
 
2012-06-06 10:30:05 AM  

soupbone: I'm not tenacious enough. I'll get bored by number 10.


See, ya gotta push through it. You'll get there, trust me!
 
2012-06-06 10:31:29 AM  
This is the only thing she's done that I even remotely liked.
 
2012-06-06 10:36:26 AM  

PizzaJedi81: I'm always in a minority, but whenever I hear about a celeb getting engaged, I want it to work out for them.


I pity them, because there's no way a child can grow up a celebrity and wind up normal. However, once they're adults they're accountable, and by and large they are batshiat crazy, so pity only goes so far.

I'll be pleasantly surprised if Miley defies my expectations, but until then, pass the popcorn.
 
2012-06-06 10:37:35 AM  
Billy Ray won't do jack. He'd be too afraid to get his latest outfit dirty.
 
2012-06-06 10:37:44 AM  

Robert1966: Masterstuff: FTFS: Miley Cyrus is engaged. Billy Ray seen polishing his shotgun and heard mumbling "Never claim what is already mine rub another man's rhubarb."


mmmm rhubarb pie....
 
2012-06-06 10:38:45 AM  

SmitetheRighteous: Billy Ray won't do jack. He'd be too afraid to get his latest outfit dirty.


Besides...he has another daughter...
 
2012-06-06 10:41:46 AM  

PizzaJedi81: SmitetheRighteous: Billy Ray won't do jack. He'd be too afraid to get his latest outfit dirty.

Besides...he has another daughter...


tiny.antville.org

Another Cyrus there is...
 
2012-06-06 10:42:17 AM  
19 years old and getting married, never mind the celebrity.... Best Wishes!
 
2012-06-06 10:42:39 AM  
She's been dating him for three years, it's not likely there's any danger of her dying an old maid. Billy Ray's not worried about being saddled with a ruined spinster, it's just that that boy is doing well enough to finally pay for all that milk he got for free. It's the Code of the Hollywood Hills.
 
2012-06-06 10:48:25 AM  
Congratulations Miley! I know this is true love that will last forever!
 
2012-06-06 10:50:07 AM  
They'll split before the wedding is even within sight.
 
2012-06-06 10:53:23 AM  
I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.
 
2012-06-06 10:55:21 AM  
side-boob wedding dress!
 
2012-06-06 10:57:04 AM  
I don't care who you are, getting engaged at 19 is extremely young. People change so fast over the course of college, and I know I was not nearly the same person at 19 that I was at 22.
 
2012-06-06 11:08:38 AM  

I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.


It loos 95% like a regular wedding. My sister had some old hippie do a "great spirit" thing as a sop to my grandmother, but she was dead when I got married so we left Jesus out of the whole thing.

Now if Catholic or Orthodox weddings are your thing then it's probably way off. Even less so for Catholic where it seems like the wedding is an afterthought to prattle on about The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre for 45 minutes.

At least with Orthodox the bride and groom get to do a bunch of cool symbolism routines like walking around a stone table a bunch of times and all of that candle lighting. Catholic weddings are real snoozers.
 
2012-06-06 11:14:12 AM  
What the wedding party might look like...
 
2012-06-06 11:16:37 AM  
i94.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-06 11:18:56 AM  

I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.


Its a farking wedding like any other but not in a church and without a farking minister/priest. Is that so hard to imagine? What other simplistic scenarios do you wonder about?
 
2012-06-06 11:23:02 AM  

henryhill: I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.

Its a farking wedding like any other but not in a church and without a farking minister/priest. Is that so hard to imagine? What other simplistic scenarios do you wonder about?


When you hit your thumb with a hammer, what do you say?
 
2012-06-06 11:24:17 AM  
IT'S MILEY!
 
2012-06-06 11:24:21 AM  

PizzaJedi81:
I'm always in a minority, but whenever I hear about a celeb getting engaged, Iwant it to work out for them. There are certain ones you don't think will, but I hope for them, anyway.


For some reason I read that in his voice.
cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-06-06 11:28:11 AM  

I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.


Have you ever been to a civil ceremony?

That.
 
2012-06-06 11:29:29 AM  

Paleorific: 19 years old and getting married, never mind the celebrity.... Best Wishes!


That is old where she comes from...
 
2012-06-06 11:30:30 AM  

ChrisDe: henryhill: I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.

Its a farking wedding like any other but not in a church and without a farking minister/priest. Is that so hard to imagine? What other simplistic scenarios do you wonder about?

When you hit your thumb with a hammer, what do you say?


Norm Abrams!
 
2012-06-06 11:37:39 AM  

Rapmaster2000: ChrisDe: henryhill: I Like Bread: I've always wondered what an atheist wedding would look like.

Its a farking wedding like any other but not in a church and without a farking minister/priest. Is that so hard to imagine? What other simplistic scenarios do you wonder about?

When you hit your thumb with a hammer, what do you say?

Norm Abrams!


Ah, a well known carpenter that one can really believe in and count on.
 
2012-06-06 11:39:40 AM  
He's not as black as I expected him to be.
 
2012-06-06 11:41:50 AM  
getting married at 19?

Divorced before 21. Mark my words.
 
2012-06-06 11:42:49 AM  
photos.exposay.com

whatever happened to emily?

i'd em her ly.

/if you know what i mean, and i think you do
 
2012-06-06 11:49:22 AM  
Billy Ray is a clown.
 
2012-06-06 11:56:50 AM  
I was watching Mulholland Drive recently and had to do a double take when Billy Ray popped up on the screen.
 
2012-06-06 11:57:24 AM  
Whatever happened to the really, really ugly youngest daughter? Wasn't she selling a line of stripper clothes or something?
 
2012-06-06 12:02:02 PM  

Master Chuin: Whatever happened to the really, really ugly youngest daughter? Wasn't she selling a line of stripper clothes or something?


Looks like she went on to star in Twilight

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-06 12:04:49 PM  

justinguarini4ever: I was watching Mulholland Drive recently and had to do a double take when Billy Ray popped up on the screen.


because of that movie, i'm trying to play 6 degrees of kevin bacon using miley cyrus as a starting point.

Miley - Billy Ray (that hannah montana movie)
Billy Ray - ?
?-?
?-?
?-?
?-kevin bacon

/i also like that movie for other reasons.
 
2012-06-06 12:12:26 PM  
They're famous and she's only 19. I'm gonna go with 5 years until divorce and only that long because her youthful shame will keep her married an extra 2 years. Older stars have no shame about divorce.
 
2012-06-06 12:17:56 PM  
I don't like to criticize young people getting married, because I was 23, and my wife was 21. But it's different when you're rich and good looking.
 
2012-06-06 12:28:15 PM  
Wait....I thought she was already engaged. Wasn't she caught on camera blowing this guy after receiving a $1 million engagement ring?
 
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