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(TMZ)   Octomom cancels stripping debut. Florida goes back to DEFCON 5   (tmz.com) divider line 99
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2012-06-06 07:52:10 AM  
It was beneath her dignity
 
2012-06-06 07:53:06 AM  
so you think there is any tread left on the tire or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
 
2012-06-06 07:53:48 AM  
That's very good -- just think about "take your daughter to work" day...

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2012-06-06 07:55:58 AM  

Father_Jack: so you think there is any tread left on the tire or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


You do realize she never gave vaginal birth to those kids right? Just sayin...

/She's still a farked up chick who I wouldn't touch with your dong..
 
2012-06-06 07:58:35 AM  

TravisBickle62: It was beneath her dignity


Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
 
2012-06-06 07:59:08 AM  
She could strip completely nude and still not violate those puritanical "no nudity" laws in strip clubs. He loose belly flap hangs down so far as to cover up everything else. The swaying curtain of skin could have a hypnotic and calming effect on people.


We're told Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances ... for the right price.

Dammit. I'd heard you pay for one lap dance and get eight instead.
 
2012-06-06 07:59:17 AM  
Damn, I was hoping for another "Latoya Jackson goes on stage at a strip club and is appalled to think the men who inexplicably paid good money would want her to take her clothes off" near-riot story. Clicky
 
2012-06-06 08:01:03 AM  

BurnShrike: She could strip completely nude and still not violate those puritanical "no nudity" laws in strip clubs. He loose belly flap hangs down so far as to cover up everything else. The swaying curtain of skin could have a hypnotic and calming effect on people.


We're told Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances ... for the right price.

Dammit. I'd heard you pay for one lap dance and get eight instead.


And I just bought a coffee and a really nice donut....now I'm not hungry. Thanks a million.
 
2012-06-06 08:02:04 AM  
Be careful about mocking this whore. Lot's of Fark white knights in yesterday's thread took exception to it.
 
2012-06-06 08:02:31 AM  
Subby I am disappointed that you passed up the chance to quote the line in TFA that says she pulled out of the deal. The 2 gals in the video are precious.
 
2012-06-06 08:03:35 AM  

Father_Jack: so you think there is any tread left on the tire or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


GeneralJim: That's very good -- just think about "take your daughter to work" day...


I read these too quickly and my brain saw "take your vagina to work" day somehow.

Boggle.
 
2012-06-06 08:03:37 AM  
I can't wrap my mind around in-vitro fertilization. A guy jerks off on a batch of harvested eggs, which are fertzilized to create embryos. The embryos are then frozen to be thawed later and implanted. In Nadya Suleman's heroic case, twelve defrosted embryos, like souvenir magnets, were pasted on the refrigerator door of her womb. Roughly nine months later we have the human Chernobyl that is Octomom.

What I don't get is the freezing of the homunculi. Have you ever bought a family pack of ribeyes from Sam's or Costco and frozen a few of them for later? When you thaw them out, they don't taste quite as good as fresh meat because the tissue has broken down. The longer you leave it in deep freeze, the more it tastes like a wingtip. I can't imagine that the frozen embryos grow into people that are as good as they could've been had they not been frozen solid soon after conception. I guess the only way we can know for sure is by doing a blind taste test while high on bath salts.
 
2012-06-06 08:03:53 AM  
Like it'd be the first time a crazy botoxed skank with 8 kids would show up on a strip club stage.
 
2012-06-06 08:04:07 AM  
Dignity? That would have been a good stage name.

/wrong thread
 
2012-06-06 08:09:01 AM  

Coffee Snob: Be careful about mocking this whore. Lot's of Fark white knights in yesterday's thread took exception to it.


They're hoping she will sleep with them.

/ewwww
 
2012-06-06 08:11:50 AM  

spentmiles: I can't wrap my mind around in-vitro fertilization. A guy jerks off on a batch of harvested eggs, which are fertzilized to create embryos. The embryos are then frozen to be thawed later and implanted. In Nadya Suleman's heroic case, twelve defrosted embryos, like souvenir magnets, were pasted on the refrigerator door of her womb. Roughly nine months later we have the human Chernobyl that is Octomom.

What I don't get is the freezing of the homunculi. Have you ever bought a family pack of ribeyes from Sam's or Costco and frozen a few of them for later? When you thaw them out, they don't taste quite as good as fresh meat because the tissue has broken down. The longer you leave it in deep freeze, the more it tastes like a wingtip. I can't imagine that the frozen embryos grow into people that are as good as they could've been had they not been frozen solid soon after conception. I guess the only way we can know for sure is by doing a blind taste test while high on bath salts.


But you've probably noticed that frozen peas taste just the same. The damage comes from being frozen too slowly, which is more likely on a large chunk of meat than a round little pea. And the embryos they freeze are a few cells, flash frozen in liquid nitrogen.
 
2012-06-06 08:12:10 AM  
Aww-was always scared she'd become an AW
 
2012-06-06 08:13:06 AM  

SDRR: Coffee Snob: Be careful about mocking this whore. Lot's of Fark white knights in yesterday's thread took exception to it.

They're hoping she will sleep with them let them camp inside the cave.

/ewwww


FIFY
 
2012-06-06 08:13:57 AM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter:
But you've probably noticed that frozen peas taste just the same. The damage comes from being frozen too slowly, which is more likely on a large chunk of meat than a round little pea. And the embryos they freeze are a few cells, flash frozen in liquid nitrogen.


I doubt it.
 
2012-06-06 08:14:40 AM  

spentmiles: I can't wrap my mind around in-vitro fertilization. A guy jerks off on a batch of harvested eggs, which are fertzilized to create embryos. The embryos are then frozen to be thawed later and implanted. In Nadya Suleman's heroic case, twelve defrosted embryos, like souvenir magnets, were pasted on the refrigerator door of her womb. Roughly nine months later we have the human Chernobyl that is Octomom.

What I don't get is the freezing of the homunculi. Have you ever bought a family pack of ribeyes from Sam's or Costco and frozen a few of them for later? When you thaw them out, they don't taste quite as good as fresh meat because the tissue has broken down. The longer you leave it in deep freeze, the more it tastes like a wingtip. I can't imagine that the frozen embryos grow into people that are as good as they could've been had they not been frozen solid soon after conception. I guess the only way we can know for sure is by doing a blind taste test while high on bath salts.


I prefer my eggs scrambled rather than fertilized, thanks.
 
2012-06-06 08:15:52 AM  
Having heard her recently on Stern promoting her "porn movie" I'm forced to think that in a sane world Octomom wouldn't have passed the screening test to adopt a puppy from a shelter, let alone have a human litter spot-welded to her walk-in uterus.
 
2012-06-06 08:16:37 AM  
I've always been amused by people who think they can just jump into another person's profession, just because _________________ (fill in the blank with your own lame reasoning)

I can be a barber because I have a barber kit
I can be a stylist because I can buy hair dye at the grocery store
I can be a teacher because I taught my kid to ride a bicycle
I can be a stripper because I have boobies.
....

All professions require training and experience to do well enough to make a living at them. Stripping included. (ever see a stripper who couldn't dance? She took classes to learn that...)
 
2012-06-06 08:17:06 AM  
Would it be too much to hope for that this woman would just burst into flames from spontaneous combustion?
 
2012-06-06 08:19:52 AM  

spentmiles: I can't wrap my mind around in-vitro fertilization. A guy jerks off on a batch of harvested eggs, which are fertzilized to create embryos. The embryos are then frozen to be thawed later and implanted. In Nadya Suleman's heroic case, twelve defrosted embryos, like souvenir magnets, were pasted on the refrigerator door of her womb. Roughly nine months later we have the human Chernobyl that is Octomom.

What I don't get is the freezing of the homunculi. Have you ever bought a family pack of ribeyes from Sam's or Costco and frozen a few of them for later? When you thaw them out, they don't taste quite as good as fresh meat because the tissue has broken down. The longer you leave it in deep freeze, the more it tastes like a wingtip. I can't imagine that the frozen embryos grow into people that are as good as they could've been had they not been frozen solid soon after conception. I guess the only way we can know for sure is by doing a blind taste test while high on bath salts.


Here's the secret:

www.worldclassshopping.net


Ziplock(R) brand Freezer bags...

It keeps the baby batter fresh!
 
2012-06-06 08:19:54 AM  
BurnShrike:
I prefer my eggs scrambled rather than fertilized, thanks.


Which is why I'm no longer allowed to cook breakfast.
 
2012-06-06 08:22:47 AM  

maddogdelta: All professions require training and experience to do well enough to make a living at them. Stripping included. (ever see a stripper who couldn't dance? She took classes to learn that...)


You are right about that. I work for the local government, so during the week I usually take an early lunch and hit the strip club around eleven. I might be the only one in there along with three or four girls either trying out or working on their acts. The really green ones can barely get their panties over their nine inch heels without falling off the stage. It's especially sad when their entire repertoire of dance moves consists of walking around while sort-of, kind-of moving their arms. But hey, the world needs sex slaves too.
 
2012-06-06 08:23:06 AM  
Great news! Now they will bring back the single mastectomy stripper for their half off Wednesday specials!
 
2012-06-06 08:23:28 AM  

maddogdelta: I've always been amused by people who think they can just jump into another person's profession, just because _________________ (fill in the blank with your own lame reasoning)

I can be a barber because I have a barber kit
I can be a stylist because I can buy hair dye at the grocery store
I can be a teacher because I taught my kid to ride a bicycle
I can be a stripper because I have boobies.


My favourite is "I can be a handy-man because I have a hammer, and I used a table saw once in shop class."

I knew a guy who did exactly that. He started his own business and started doing work for people. [At least] three lawsuits later, he finally conceded that maybe he didn't know how to properly lay tile, build cabinets/shelving and build a deck.

We all feel bad for the people he duped into hiring him, thinking he was competent to do the job.
 
2012-06-06 08:33:36 AM  

BurnShrike: She could strip completely nude and still not violate those puritanical "no nudity" laws in strip clubs. He loose belly flap hangs down so far as to cover up everything else. The swaying curtain of skin could have a hypnotic and calming effect on people.


We're told Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances ... for the right price.

Dammit. I'd heard you pay for one lap dance and get eight instead.


affotd.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-06 08:34:56 AM  

God--: Father_Jack: so you think there is any tread left on the tire or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

You do realize she never gave vaginal birth to those kids right? Just sayin...

/She's still a farked up chick who I wouldn't touch with your dong..


Well that about covers everything that needs to be said in this thread.
 
2012-06-06 08:35:09 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm forced to think that in a sane world Octomom wouldn't have passed the screening test to adopt a puppy from a shelter, let alone have a human litter spot-welded to her walk-in uterus.


Comments like this are why I love Fark
 
2012-06-06 08:41:44 AM  

Coffee Snob: Be careful about mocking this whore. Lot's of Fark white knights in yesterday's thread took exception to it.


Yeah. Fark has a peculiar affinity for less than attractive strippers.
 
2012-06-06 08:41:48 AM  

BurnShrike: I prefer my eggs scrambled rather than fertilized, thanks.


Perfectly understandable.
http://www.gpwa.org/forum/attachments/eatting-filipino-balut-2019d13 08 525737-balut1.jpg
/pic not safe for stomach contents
//yeah they eat those
 
2012-06-06 08:46:45 AM  

maddogdelta: I've always been amused by people who think they can just jump into another person's profession, just because _________________ (fill in the blank with your own lame reasoning)

I can be a barber because I have a barber kit
I can be a stylist because I can buy hair dye at the grocery store
I can be a teacher because I taught my kid to ride a bicycle
I can be a stripper because I have boobies.
....

All professions require training and experience to do well enough to make a living at them. Stripping included. (ever see a stripper who couldn't dance? She took classes to learn that...)


My favorite:

I can be a blogger because I have an opinion about things.
 
2012-06-06 08:53:35 AM  

2CountyFairs: Which is why I'm no longer allowed to cook breakfast.


That wasn't Hollandaise ...
 
2012-06-06 08:55:15 AM  
I live 20 mine from the strip club in question. A group of us were contemplating going just to see this trainwreck in person.
 
2012-06-06 08:56:18 AM  
Oops, mins. Autocorrect fail.
 
2012-06-06 09:05:42 AM  

Father_Jack: so you think there is any tread left on the tire or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


She basically never has sex (preferred Artificial insemination) because she doesn't like it. And I think all her spawn were cut out of her.

So sure. It's still probably ok.

Aside from the fact that it is attached to some weapons grade farking crazy that won't fark anything, only wants to have kids, and give nancy grace a run for mayor of crazy harpy biatch town.
 
2012-06-06 09:05:57 AM  

WhippingBoy: maddogdelta: I've always been amused by people who think they can just jump into another person's profession, just because _________________ (fill in the blank with your own lame reasoning)

I can be a barber because I have a barber kit
I can be a stylist because I can buy hair dye at the grocery store
I can be a teacher because I taught my kid to ride a bicycle
I can be a stripper because I have boobies.
....

All professions require training and experience to do well enough to make a living at them. Stripping included. (ever see a stripper who couldn't dance? She took classes to learn that...)

My favorite:

I can be a blogger because I have an opinion about things.


You win!
 
2012-06-06 09:06:38 AM  
,,,straw that broke Octo's back was a local news interview with a club bartender who said...She must be a little crazy, normal people don't have that many children.

Sorry, carp-lips. That's what the whole world thinks.
 
2012-06-06 09:11:44 AM  

fatalvenom: I live 20 mine from the strip club in question. A group of us were contemplating going just to see this trainwreck in person.


Heck, I would.
 
2012-06-06 09:12:41 AM  
Well she did have 14 kids- so I imagine she could hold PLENTY of sand in her vagina
 
2012-06-06 09:18:57 AM  
Now how will she care for her children?
 
2012-06-06 09:22:26 AM  

BurnShrike: She could strip completely nude and still not violate those puritanical "no nudity" laws in strip clubs. He loose belly flap hangs down so far as to cover up everything else. The swaying curtain of skin could have a hypnotic and calming effect on people.


We're told Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances ... for the right price.

Dammit. I'd heard you pay for one lap dance and get eight instead.


T's Lounge, was/is, FULL BAR and FULL NUDE.

Hot chicks too.

/cooterball
 
2012-06-06 09:32:36 AM  
She has brian urlacher shoulders and the lips of a muppet.
 
2012-06-06 09:37:19 AM  

spentmiles: I can't wrap my mind around in-vitro fertilization. A guy jerks off on a batch of harvested eggs, which are fertzilized to create embryos. The embryos are then frozen to be thawed later and implanted. In Nadya Suleman's heroic case, twelve defrosted embryos, like souvenir magnets, were pasted on the refrigerator door of her womb. Roughly nine months later we have the human Chernobyl that is Octomom.

What I don't get is the freezing of the homunculi. Have you ever bought a family pack of ribeyes from Sam's or Costco and frozen a few of them for later? When you thaw them out, they don't taste quite as good as fresh meat because the tissue has broken down. The longer you leave it in deep freeze, the more it tastes like a wingtip. I can't imagine that the frozen embryos grow into people that are as good as they could've been had they not been frozen solid soon after conception. I guess the only way we can know for sure is by doing a blind taste test while high on bath salts.


No, you wrap them in gold foil for the Bilderbergers.
 
2012-06-06 09:54:08 AM  

WhippingBoy: Now how will she care for her children?


that is the bottom line. i'd be overwhelmed too if i were her. the expenses on-going must be vicious and they will only increase.

i wonder if octomom could get by with a webcam gig. maybe some people would like to see all those little ones doing their thing. if it's allowed she could accept donations too. then for real coin she could do her own thing on cam once in a while. come up with something unique every 'x' amount of weeks and she may build a following. or at least hold the peoples interest and profit from it, help pay the bills.

the novelty of her life choices has worn thin. i'd hate to be in her shoes.
 
2012-06-06 10:05:29 AM  

KrispyKritter: i wonder if octomom could get by with a webcam gig. maybe some people would like to see all those little ones doing their thing. if it's allowed she could accept donations too. then for real coin she could do her own thing on cam once in a while. come up with something unique every 'x' amount of weeks and she may build a following. or at least hold the peoples interest and profit from it, help pay the bills.


You sick pervert.
 
2012-06-06 10:08:56 AM  

WhippingBoy: KrispyKritter: i wonder if octomom could get by with a webcam gig. maybe some people would like to see all those little ones doing their thing. if it's allowed she could accept donations too. then for real coin she could do her own thing on cam once in a while. come up with something unique every 'x' amount of weeks and she may build a following. or at least hold the peoples interest and profit from it, help pay the bills.

You sick pervert.


With that many children, I equate it to having an ant farm. Look at them all, so busy and wiggling. Oh look, there's the bloated queen. Let's WATCH.
 
2012-06-06 10:17:16 AM  

indarwinsshadow: And I just bought a coffee and a really nice donut....now I'm not hungry. Thanks a million.


Was it a cruller?

I never care for sweet stuff but gosh would hate to waste a cruller!
 
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