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(Stuff.co.nz)   Some Guy faces charges for what subby calls "Friday night"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 35
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2012-06-06 08:32:06 AM
including eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

TMI submitter.
 
2012-06-06 10:10:54 AM
Did he max out his credit cards, get kicked out of bars then hit the boulevard?
 
2012-06-06 10:34:13 AM
More than 100 sexual encounters on a Friday night, subby? You may want to raise your prices.
 
2012-06-06 10:38:39 AM

Sybarite: TMI submitter.

two charges of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection with a male aged 12 to 16 years of age, along with two charges of indecent assault on a male under 16 years of age


Concur. TMI.
 
2012-06-06 10:40:42 AM
Subby must have one sore asshole.
 
2012-06-06 10:41:08 AM
I'm guessing Subby will be posting about "Saturday morning to 20 years" if he's not joking.
 
2012-06-06 10:41:15 AM
I feel bad for the cellmate who asks "so what'd you do?".
 
2012-06-06 10:43:43 AM
So, subby, you like to spend your Friday nights farking eight year olds and watching kiddie porn?
 
2012-06-06 10:45:05 AM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-06-06 10:49:07 AM
Being a pedo is nothing to brag about, subby.
 
2012-06-06 10:49:43 AM

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: I feel bad for the cellmate who asks "so what'd you do?".


Me too. Traditionally these type of charges induce PITA-type scenarios behind bars, but it sounds like this guy will have raped his public defender, the prison bus driver, four guards and an inmate before he even gets to his cell. I would definitely define his behavior as "frisky."
 
2012-06-06 10:50:23 AM

Shatner's Bassoon: Being a pedo is nothing to brag about, subby.


You've obviously never been to Tennessee.
 
2012-06-06 10:50:45 AM
...sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection with a girl under 12 years of age, and 107 charges under the Films Videos and Publications Act, which included 40 charges of knowingly makes an objectionable publication, 12 charges of knowingly supplying objectionable material and 55 charges of knowingly possessing objectionable material.

All that on one Friday night, subby? I'm doing good if I can get some gal to let me buy her a drink.
 
2012-06-06 10:57:36 AM
What a nutter
 
2012-06-06 11:10:00 AM
Dude was a busy guy.
 
2012-06-06 11:10:12 AM
ha so i guess he was a 'carpet cleaner' in more than one sense.
 
2012-06-06 11:13:34 AM

peewinkle: Me too. Traditionally these type of charges induce PITA-type scenarios behind bars, but it sounds like this guy will have raped his public defender, the prison bus driver, four guards and an inmate before he even gets to his cell. I would definitely define his behavior as "frisky."


He would bone a woodpile if he thought there might be a rabbit in it.
 
2012-06-06 11:15:22 AM
Now that I think about it, he could just be a bath salts user.

/not even once
 
2012-06-06 11:17:40 AM

Sybarite: including eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

TMI submitter.


Holy Crap. Honestly castrate him. It's obvious the man can not control himself.
 
2012-06-06 11:32:53 AM

thatboyoverthere: Sybarite: including eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

TMI submitter.

Holy Crap. Honestly castrate him. It's obvious the man can not control himself.


castrate him or give him SSRIs. whatevers more painful. i'd go with the zoloft. couldn't get it up for the six months i was on the drug.
 
2012-06-06 11:40:06 AM
six charges of committing an indecency with an animal

Guess subby is also a Fark Independent™ - always farking that chicken.
 
2012-06-06 11:52:00 AM
two charges of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection with a male aged 12 to 16 years of age, along with two charges of indecent assault on a male under 16, eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

Sweet Jesus, is there anything with a hole this guy hasn't farked?
 
2012-06-06 11:57:53 AM

peewinkle: Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: I feel bad for the cellmate who asks "so what'd you do?".

Me too. Traditionally these type of charges induce PITA-type scenarios behind bars, but it sounds like this guy will have raped his public defender, the prison bus driver, four guards and an inmate before he even gets to his cell. I would definitely define his behavior as "frisky."


Add the judge, prosecutor, bailiff, stenographer, and 3/4 of the jury and he will probably be wacking off as he enters the cell...
 
2012-06-06 12:10:21 PM
Wow subby, you are one sick sunovabiatch!!!

/worst fark headline evar!
 
2012-06-06 12:11:38 PM

Pribar: two charges of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection with a male aged 12 to 16 years of age, along with two charges of indecent assault on a male under 16, eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

Sweet Jesus, is there anything with a hole this guy hasn't farked?


Well, there's me...
 
2012-06-06 12:15:28 PM

peewinkle: Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: I feel bad for the cellmate who asks "so what'd you do?".

Me too. Traditionally these type of charges induce PITA-type scenarios behind bars, but it sounds like this guy will have raped his public defender, the prison bus driver, four guards and an inmate before he even gets to his cell. I would definitely define his behavior as "frisky."


Maxwell's Silver Dildo?
 
2012-06-06 12:15:49 PM
Don't worry folks. I've alerted the authorities and they will be following up with subby on Friday night.
 
2012-06-06 12:24:45 PM
Subby is also dyslexic. The number he was thinking of for his Friday nights was 0.01.

Just teasing, subby you made me laugh.
 
2012-06-06 12:46:54 PM

Shatner's Bassoon: Being a pedo is nothing to brag about, subby.


^^^^^ - This... or go thru life
 
2012-06-06 01:05:57 PM
Someone should introduce this dude to the scrotum squeezing, testicle popping chick
 
2012-06-06 01:08:25 PM

Pribar:
Sweet Jesus, is there anything with a hole this guy hasn't farked?



Louis Corsican : The Evil farkaire - he's trisexual!
Lucian Corsican:: Trisexual?
Louis Corsican : Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!
 
2012-06-06 02:06:42 PM

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: I feel bad for the cellmate who asks "so what'd you do?".


"Everyone!"
 
2012-06-06 02:25:54 PM

chachi88: Subby must have one sore asshole.


Nahh, he seemed ok to me, but by now his anus has more calluses than mike tyson's knuckles
 
2012-06-06 05:23:00 PM

Pribar: two charges of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection with a male aged 12 to 16 years of age, along with two charges of indecent assault on a male under 16, eight charges of performing an indecent act on a girl under 12 years of age, three theft charges, six charges of committing an indecency with an animal and one charge of assault with Intent to Injure.

Sweet Jesus, is there anything with a hole this guy hasn't farked?


A consenting adult.
 
2012-06-06 07:13:02 PM
So Subby is Herbert?
 
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