If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Blemish)   "Stop flashing that laser at me," Kanye shouts at a fan while 20 lasers dance around his head   (theblemish.com) divider line 62
    More: Amusing, Kanye West, Jay Z  
•       •       •

4723 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Jun 2012 at 12:03 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



62 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-06-05 08:53:15 PM  
I'm guessing that the stage lasers are low-power enough to not risk blinding the performers. Random jackass in the crowd's laser? Not necessarily.
 
2012-06-05 09:13:41 PM  
lol what
 
2012-06-05 09:51:38 PM  
Sharks? At a Kayne West concert!? They will stomach anything.
 
2012-06-05 09:59:29 PM  
I'mma let you finish, but Invader Zim had the best laser-in-the-eye-while-onstage scene ever.
 
2012-06-05 11:20:04 PM  

Sid_6.7: I'm guessing that the stage lasers are low-power enough to not risk blinding the performers. Random jackass in the crowd's laser? Not necessarily.


That and the performer also knows where the vertical and horizontal thresholds of the laser are, and they can avoid those with their eyes. Also the stage lasers are firing from the back, so only the asshole in the front has the one in his Kanye's eyes. Notice how the lasers all terminate at the front of the stage.
 
2012-06-05 11:25:49 PM  
Jesus I

CJHardin: Sid_6.7: I'm guessing that the stage lasers are low-power enough to not risk blinding the performers. Random jackass in the crowd's laser? Not necessarily.

That and the performer also knows where the vertical and horizontal threshholds of the laser are, and they can avoid those with their eyes. Also the stage lasers are firing from the back, so only the asshole in the front has the one in his Kanye's eyes. Notice how the lasers all terminate at the front of the stage.


FTFM

/stoopid scotch
 
2012-06-05 11:48:23 PM  
Sorry, Kanye, but you having your retinas burned off would be the best blinding of all time.
 
2012-06-06 12:07:29 AM  
sheamacleod.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-06 12:08:07 AM  

ArkAngel: Sorry, Kanye, but you having your retinas burned off would be the best blinding of all time.


OF ALL TIME!
 
2012-06-06 12:17:27 AM  
As much as I'd like to mock him relentlessly, he's got a point. The little red ones from the early 2000's were certainly annoying and all but the ones these days are for all practical purposes weapons. I'm somewhat scared of pocket lasers now.
 
2012-06-06 12:18:52 AM  
What? There is only one ahole at a Kanye West concert?

hhahahahahahahhahahaaha

/blinded by one of his own fans would be sublime
 
2012-06-06 12:24:23 AM  
Don't laze me, bro
 
2012-06-06 12:29:13 AM  
As someone who's been dazzled by a laser with enough power I still have a black spot, I actually sympathize with Kanye.

/It's like a dead pixel on reality.
 
2012-06-06 12:33:25 AM  
Were the lasers attached to fishdicks?
 
2012-06-06 12:36:49 AM  

wildcardjack: As someone who's been dazzled by a laser with enough power I still have a black spot, I actually sympathize with Kanye.

/It's like a dead pixel on reality.


5 more times and you can get a warranty replacement.

/dont play with laser or radar
 
2012-06-06 12:46:00 AM  
I was hoping this involved him being struck by a Plymouth Laser.
 
2012-06-06 12:49:26 AM  
Michael J. Fox was at a Kanye concert?
 
2012-06-06 12:53:53 AM  
People go and see Kanye "perform live"? Mr. Auto-tune Extraordinaire is nothing more than a computer generated voice.
 
2012-06-06 01:09:22 AM  

wildcardjack: As someone who's been dazzled by a laser with enough power I still have a black spot, I actually sympathize with Kanye.

/It's like a dead pixel on reality.


So tell the story.
 
2012-06-06 01:15:12 AM  
Those Taylor Swift fans never forget
 
2012-06-06 01:29:39 AM  

soupbone: wildcardjack: As someone who's been dazzled by a laser with enough power I still have a black spot, I actually sympathize with Kanye.

/It's like a dead pixel on reality.

So tell the story.


We had a tower sim that included some light guns. In the actual tower the light was a halogen powered by an 18V DeWalt battery. In the sim the light was a class II laser. We had a student who was a former bartender who didn't know better flash me in the face to be silly. If I had admitted to that single pixel drop I would have been washed out. As it was, I perseveered and graduated to have a VFR Control Tower Operator card, but I have never used it.

For what I mean my tower sim

www.airport-technology.com

My VFR tower wasn't nearly as nifty, but the laser was still enough to dazzle.
 
2012-06-06 01:34:38 AM  

auckerman: People go and see Kanye "perform live"? Mr. Auto-tune Extraordinaire is nothing more than a computer generated voice.


I think you're thinking of someone else like Akon.

I don't listen to much of West's music, but he mainly talk-raps in a regular voice.
 
2012-06-06 01:40:05 AM  

Sid_6.7: I'm guessing that the stage lasers are low-power enough to not risk blinding the performers. Random jackass in the crowd's laser? Not necessarily.


Too bad they didn't bring something much, much more powerful.
 
2012-06-06 02:04:56 AM  

wildcardjack: As someone who's been dazzled by a laser with enough power I still have a black spot, I actually sympathize with Kanye.

/It's like a dead pixel on reality.


Maybe you shouldn't have been an asshole pirate
 
2012-06-06 02:11:37 AM  
g-rad.net

/hot
 
2012-06-06 02:47:47 AM  
Kanye who?
 
2012-06-06 03:03:18 AM  
"You gonna get f**ked up, kicked out, and all that s**t. Chill the f**k out

Hello Cleveland!

Are you ready to rock!?
 
2012-06-06 03:11:38 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: auckerman: People go and see Kanye "perform live"? Mr. Auto-tune Extraordinaire is nothing more than a computer generated voice.

I think you're thinking of someone else like Akon.

I don't listen to much of West's music, but he mainly talk-raps in a regular voice.


Eh, I don't either, but I'm pretty sure the talk around here has been that he's gonna through massive Auto-Tune phases, at any rate.... Maybe live?

/owns Graduation
//never listens to it
 
2012-06-06 04:53:00 AM  
The site is dirty. Don't go there.
 
2012-06-06 05:45:22 AM  
Yeah, that's like 2-4 lasers with optics. All pointing well out of his eye lines.

Isn't it cool how Kanye got a bad rap from people who were ignorant of his music, and now it continues with people who are just ignorant?

It's gotten to the point of choosing the guy showing up at a concert with a laser to flash on-stage over the performer just trying to put on a good show? Did you choose movie theater laser pointer guy over Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

fark
 
2012-06-06 07:41:15 AM  

sidcart42: Yeah, that's like 2-4 lasers with optics. All pointing well out of his eye lines.

Isn't it cool how Kanye got a bad rap from people who were ignorant of his music, and now it continues with people who are just ignorant?

It's gotten to the point of choosing the guy showing up at a concert with a laser to flash on-stage over the performer just trying to put on a good show? Did you choose movie theater laser pointer guy over Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

fark


Isn't funny how idiots are the ones most often to use the word 'ignorant'? The more people learn about Kanye the more they dislike him. That is the opposite of ignorance. That's education.

Similar to how pieces of shiat are always the ones talking about being respected.
 
2012-06-06 08:08:18 AM  
kategreene.net
 
2012-06-06 08:47:53 AM  
Theblemish.com + celebiatchy.com + tmz.com = education
 
2012-06-06 08:52:41 AM  

sidcart42: Yeah, that's like 2-4 lasers with optics. All pointing well out of his eye lines.

Isn't it cool how Kanye got a bad rap from people who were ignorant of his music, and now it continues with people who are just ignorant?

It's gotten to the point of choosing the guy showing up at a concert with a laser to flash on-stage over the performer just trying to put on a good show? Did you choose movie theater laser pointer guy over Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

fark


lol you mad

I've heard his music more than I'd ever want to. It's usually just auto-tuned over-egotistical BS disguised with a somewhat good beat. I've also seen the guy in countless interviews. I still don't like him for countless other reasons that I won't bore you with. But I guess I'm ignorant for that.
 
2012-06-06 08:57:53 AM  
I would like to know how many times this man has been asked if he likes fishdicks.
 
2012-06-06 09:05:40 AM  
I just watched one of his music vids, as i had never heard of him. It was painful, i lasted about 15 seconds.
 
2012-06-06 09:21:56 AM  
Was it this laser?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-06 09:27:48 AM  
As someone who just bought a
/off to buy Kanye tix
//not
 
2012-06-06 09:29:47 AM  
As someone who just got HTML pwned....

*ahem*

"...who just bought a 'less than' 1W blue laser..."

Stupid symbols anyway.
 
2012-06-06 09:33:08 AM  
I'd prefer that something with a few more gigawatts be aimed at him.
 
2012-06-06 09:34:48 AM  

sidcart42: Yeah, that's like 2-4 lasers with optics. All pointing well out of his eye lines.

Isn't it cool how Kanye got a bad rap from people who were ignorant of his music, and now it continues with people who are just ignorant?

It's gotten to the point of choosing the guy showing up at a concert with a laser to flash on-stage over the performer just trying to put on a good show? Did you choose movie theater laser pointer guy over Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

fark


Yes, but you just happen to pick a bad example...
 
2012-06-06 09:34:57 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: auckerman: People go and see Kanye "perform live"? Mr. Auto-tune Extraordinaire is nothing more than a computer generated voice.

I think you're thinking of someone else like Akon.

I don't listen to much of West's music, but he mainly talk-raps in a regular voice.


Except for this entire album.
www.kanyewest.org

/which actually worked
 
2012-06-06 09:47:15 AM  
People who do this are douchebags.
 
2012-06-06 10:04:18 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I'd prefer that something with a few more gigawatts be aimed at him.


www.threadbombing.com

Great Scott!
 
2012-06-06 10:09:06 AM  

sidcart42: Yeah, that's like 2-4 lasers with optics. All pointing well out of his eye lines.

Isn't it cool how Kanye got a bad rap from people who were ignorant of his music


That's great, and imma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douce OF ALL TIME!
 
2012-06-06 11:01:01 AM  
Kayne is the voice of a generation that needs to stfu.
 
2012-06-06 11:11:20 AM  

Welfare Xmas: Were the lasers attached to fishdicks?


Thanks for todays brain-worm.

/ Mutherfarkin' gay-fish. ♫
 
2012-06-06 11:41:44 AM  
Yea, he was drunk and a jerk to that blond girl that one time at the MTV awards, but he's in the right this time.
 
2012-06-06 11:42:12 AM  
I've never understood the motivation behind this. Why do people bring laser pointers to a concert? What, exactly, are they trying to accomplish?
 
2012-06-06 11:56:47 AM  

puckrock2000: I've never understood the motivation behind this. Why do people bring laser pointers to a concert? What, exactly, are they trying to accomplish?


It's a surrogate for the beer bottles they can no longer smuggle in.
 
Displayed 50 of 62 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report