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(MSNBC)   Quick Give this woman 50,000 lbs. of food so she'll get off her roof   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 42
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2012-06-05 06:39:50 PM
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HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
 
2012-06-05 06:46:10 PM
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2012-06-05 07:33:53 PM
Let her starve.
 
2012-06-05 07:34:17 PM

"She said she is prepared to stay up at least two more more but will stay as long as necessary."


More more more, how did she like it, how did she like it?

 
2012-06-05 07:36:05 PM
I'll drop off some Chicken McNuggets
 
2012-06-05 07:37:35 PM
See, this only works if people actually care if you come down...
 
2012-06-05 07:38:58 PM

Honest Bender: See, this only works if people actually care if you come down...


ya...care fading...fading...ya, it's gone. she can stay up there forever.
 
2012-06-05 07:39:11 PM
WHAR TEXASS FLAG, WHAR!?
 
2012-06-05 07:41:43 PM
"Evans only comes down for bathroom breaks."

Fail.

I started rounding up some food to give... but then I read that.

Now Ima eat it all myself.

I hope she can live with that.
 
2012-06-05 07:45:37 PM
Did I read that right? Up to 6 days? Not impressive.
 
2012-06-05 07:50:26 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: "Evans only comes down for bathroom breaks."

Fail.


Yeah, even my Aunt Evelyn can juice a converted six-pack off the eavestrough, you'd figure most Texans would, too.
 
2012-06-05 07:51:21 PM
I'll bet that roof collapses long before she gets 50,000 pounds up there.
 
2012-06-05 07:52:44 PM

Amper: Pray 4 Mojo: "Evans only comes down for bathroom breaks."

Fail.

Yeah, even my Aunt Evelyn can juice a converted six-pack off the eavestrough....


Go on...
 
2012-06-05 07:54:06 PM
"No, she's not crazy; she is doing good job," said Esta Dunham, Evans' friend.

Can't it be both?
 
2012-06-05 07:54:32 PM
FTA: "No, she's not crazy; she is doing good job," said Esta Dunham, Evans' friend.

No. No Lemon Pledge.
 
2012-06-05 07:55:17 PM
FTFA: "Her tent kind of wobbled with the wind last night," she said.

First world problems.
 
2012-06-05 07:57:02 PM
Why am I so shallow that I want to smack around people like this attention whore? I hope the local teenagers throw eggs at her.
 
2012-06-05 07:59:37 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: Why am I so shallow that I want to smack around people like this attention whore? I hope the local teenagers throw eggs at her.


You're not shallow.

You're just a bad person.

/Different.
 
2012-06-05 08:00:49 PM
And if not, she can always eat the food.
 
2012-06-05 08:03:31 PM
Quick Give this woman 50,000 lbs. of food so she'll get off fall through her roof
 
2012-06-05 08:03:35 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: Why am I so shallow that I want to smack around people like this attention whore? I hope the local teenagers throw eggs at her.


data.whicdn.com
 
2012-06-05 08:04:55 PM
The woman is trying to raise awareness about hungry people in a third world country called Texas. Give her a break.
 
2012-06-05 08:06:50 PM
Typical FARKer... reads article about woman tyring to raise resources for a good cause... wait... Texas?... Church?...

Fark that fat biatch!

Note to do-gooders: If you live in Texas, Arizona, Alabama or any other state not approved by the Farklibtardis movement: we don't need your help and you should DIAF!
 
2012-06-05 08:08:49 PM
I want to think she's doing something useful, but I just keep coming back to the idea she should be doing this on top of her congressmans house, just to make sure they know that people are relying on donated food to survive - in a first world country.
 
2012-06-05 08:16:07 PM
This is Evans' third year taking to the roof. The first year, she went up in August. The past two years, she went up in June

Is anyone else perplexed by this?
 
2012-06-05 08:20:52 PM
I went hunting and got a lot of food for her, but I was only able to carry back 200 pounds to the vehicle
 
2012-06-05 08:39:56 PM

skinink: "She said she is prepared to stay up at least two more more but will stay as long as necessary."
More more more, how did she like it, how did she like it?


Oh, God. Thanks. Now that song will be stuck in my head.

/insert New Order CD
 
2012-06-05 08:52:20 PM

Tergiversada: skinink: "She said she is prepared to stay up at least two more more but will stay as long as necessary."
More more more, how did she like it, how did she like it?

Oh, God. Thanks. Now that song will be stuck in my head.

/insert New Order CD


And now I've got Blue Monday stuck in my head, it's contagious. Still, could be worse - the Pinky and the Brain theme song...
 
2012-06-05 08:52:50 PM
Soup kitchen people are doing the FSM's work. My virtual hat is tipped to such people.
 
2012-06-05 09:02:13 PM
Well, she ain't crazy by Texas standards.
 
2012-06-05 09:04:08 PM
Instead of sitting around on a roof, why doesn't she work eight or ten hours a day and buy food?
 
2012-06-05 09:04:44 PM
When you give a moose 25 tons...
 
2012-06-05 09:10:31 PM
But does Sally send you a free Etheropian if you donate?
 
2012-06-05 09:24:29 PM

Oblio13: Instead of sitting around on a roof, why doesn't she work eight or ten hours a day and buy food?


It could be that she also works to support this cause in other ways. By raising the food she is also raising awareness, which could lead to more overall help.
 
2012-06-05 09:47:45 PM
We really shouldn't encourage this. Her intentions are fine enough, but if she's successful again and again, year after years, this 'stunt' will become the defining mark in her otherwise sensible life. It's like crazy cat lady syndrome. If some manless female can 'rescue' just one stray cat, that's nice and good. The fortieth time she rescues a stray, that's a sickness.

/crazy begger lady on roof syndrome
//must be stopped, treated, monitored.
 
2012-06-05 10:02:49 PM

erewhon: But does Sally send you a free Etheropian if you donate?


Do we get our choice of Ethiopians? If so there's this really hot bartender in Dallas that I wouldn't mind taking home.
 
2012-06-05 10:26:06 PM

loonatic112358: erewhon: But does Sally send you a free Etheropian if you donate?

Do we get our choice of Ethiopians? If so there's this really hot bartender in Dallas that I wouldn't mind taking home.


I think you get starvin' Marvin, if South Park is accurate.
 
2012-06-05 10:36:39 PM
Food pantry? What the fark is a food pantry? Was this written by a British person? Look in your phone book, in the yellow pages. You will find a "Food Bank". You will not find a "Food pantry". In the United States of America, everywhere I've ever been except maybe Alaska, we call them "Food banks". So what is this farking bullshiat.
 
2012-06-05 10:46:04 PM

xkillyourfacex: Food pantry? What the fark is a food pantry? Was this written by a British person? Look in your phone book, in the yellow pages. You will find a "Food Bank". You will not find a "Food pantry". In the United States of America, everywhere I've ever been except maybe Alaska, we call them "Food banks". So what is this farking bullshiat.


What an odd thing to use for troll bait...
 
2012-06-05 10:58:55 PM
I was going to donate, actually a goodly sum, to her cause. Then I read she was willing to stay there for six days...

So, well, I've already sent a bunch down but the missus volunteers at a local food pantry and I've decided that I'll just keep it local again. *sighs* Ah well...

/does not write it off
//does not need to
/does it for better reasons
 
2012-06-05 11:21:57 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: Why am I so shallow that I want to smack around people like this attention whore? I hope the local teenagers throw 50,000 lbs. of eggs at her.


FTFY
 
2012-06-06 06:26:29 AM
50,000 pounds? She'll probably just try to caulk and float the thing, then tip over and lose it all along with her ammunition and any oxen.
 
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