If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SacBee)   Sheryl Crow has a brain tumor. It's like RAAAIIIIINNNNNN   (sacbee.com) divider line 130
    More: Ironic, Sheryl Crow, brain tumors, The Sacramento Bee  
•       •       •

6201 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Jun 2012 at 9:36 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



130 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-06-05 05:06:38 PM
Would like a word
b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-06-05 05:08:43 PM
This headline is beautiful.
 
2012-06-05 05:13:18 PM
hahahaha!!
 
2012-06-05 05:17:58 PM
Maybe all those beer buzzes early in the morning were not so good after all?
 
2012-06-05 05:46:07 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-05 05:48:52 PM
Brilliant headline!
 
2012-06-05 05:50:48 PM
Love the headline. +1
 
2012-06-05 05:55:20 PM
Probably caught it from Armstrong, as he had a tendency to hang brain.
 
2012-06-05 06:03:00 PM
Obvious tag went on vacation I see
 
2012-06-05 06:03:59 PM

cman: Obvious tag went on vacation I see


Oh, FFS. That took me a few seconds to finally get.

farking BRAVO, subs
 
2012-06-05 06:04:12 PM
Sounds like Sheryl Crow must have drank some of that water on the set of Erin Brockovich.
 
2012-06-05 06:05:49 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-05 06:07:43 PM
"Lafayette, we are here." -Mao Tse Tung
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-06-05 06:15:59 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Probably caught it from Armstrong, as he had a tendency to hang brain.


No. She dated the guy from "Full House", Dave Mustaine.
 
2012-06-05 06:19:40 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-05 06:42:38 PM
Stupid girl.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-05 06:45:49 PM
from listening to herself
 
2012-06-05 06:45:50 PM
She must've caught it from me when she went down on me in a theater.
 
2012-06-05 07:34:30 PM
I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.
 
2012-06-05 07:36:39 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-06-05 07:40:13 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


Its benign

/Holy shiat, never clicked on your profile before. You've been here for a long ass time, too
 
2012-06-05 07:42:48 PM

cman: Holy shiat

...

*cheers*
 
2012-06-05 07:42:50 PM
"Start the reactor"
-Cohaagen

/hope she gets better
//she doesn't deserve a brain tumor
 
2012-06-05 08:05:45 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


Being a cancer survivor, I take this as a free pass to make light of cancer. Lastly, some folks hold against her the whole Lance Armstrong thing. Furthermore, her music is terrible.
 
2012-06-05 08:07:36 PM

palladiate: OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.

Being a cancer survivor, I take this as a free pass to make light of cancer. Lastly, some folks hold against her the whole Lance Armstrong thing. Furthermore, her music is terrible.


She was pretty good in Gladiator.
 
2012-06-05 08:18:46 PM
She's 50?
 
2012-06-05 08:23:47 PM
"I can see Russia from my house!" - Chrissie Hynde
 
2012-06-05 08:24:10 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


You laugh to keep from crying. My grandmother passed away from a brain tumor when I was little. I wouldn't wish that fate on anybody.

And somehow, I think that after having survived breast cancer she's learned to laugh at this.
 
2012-06-05 08:26:28 PM
umm, am I missing something?
This is... not even close to funny.
 
2012-06-05 08:49:23 PM

OregonVet: cman: Holy shiat...

*cheers*


2002 was a good year.
 
2012-06-05 08:57:07 PM

SilentStrider: umm, am I missing something?
This is... not even close to funny.


Sheryl Crow sings about the sun a lot. A lot. A tumor is like a cloud in your brain. And she's not Alanis, but she is a pop star from that era. And this is about as ironic as everything in Alanis's song.

Those are the combination of things that made me laugh.
 
2012-06-05 09:01:35 PM

jbc: AdolfOliverPanties: Probably caught it from Armstrong, as he had a tendency to hang brain.

No. She dated the guy from "Full House", Dave Mustaine.



Someone is wrong and someone else will be eating crow tonight.
 
2012-06-05 09:12:36 PM

bluorangefyre: She's 50?


webspace.webring.com

I'm 50!!
 
2012-06-05 09:13:25 PM

cman: OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.

Its benign


Benign simply means it's not cancerous. Any space-occupying lesion on the brain is a problem.

An acoustic neuroma (big white spot seen below) is benign, but unchecked can be quite debilitating.

1.bp.blogspot.com

She may be in for some gamma knife treatments, depending on location and aggression.
 
2012-06-05 09:39:45 PM
Sucks. I've met her in person a few times and a nicer woman you won't meet. Not a huge fan of "pop country" or I guess just pop now for her, but she has a few tunes I dig. I hope she's going to be OK.
 
2012-06-05 09:46:12 PM
She must be feelin' like a criminal.

assets.rollingstone.com


2wolves: OregonVet: cman: Holy shiat...

*cheers*

2002 was a good year.


2001 was better ;)

(9/11 notwithstanding)
 
2012-06-05 09:46:57 PM

MagSeven: Sucks. I've met her in person a few times and a nicer woman you won't meet. Not a huge fan of "pop country" or I guess just pop now for her, but she has a few tunes I dig. I hope she's going to be OK.


"i got the feeling I'm not the only one.'
 
2012-06-05 09:47:02 PM

Earguy: She may be in for some gamma knife treatments, depending on location and aggression


Have we not learned anything after what happened to Banner?
 
2012-06-05 09:47:31 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

That's what happens when you let Lance Armstrong teabag you.
 
2012-06-05 09:51:47 PM
Since the linked article was pretty much a publicist's press release, here's some educated speculation on location and prognosis. Link
 
2012-06-05 09:55:23 PM

germ78: //she doesn't deserve a brain tumor


You've never heard her cover of Sweet Child O' Mine before, I take it?
 
2012-06-05 09:57:22 PM
I always told her nothing good would come out of wiping her ass with one square of toilet paper, but she wouldn't listen.

/in her defense, she did use both sides
 
2012-06-05 10:00:17 PM

James!: This headline is beautiful.



Yes. Jolly Good Show.
 
2012-06-05 10:05:45 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


You clearly have either not been here very long, or are a poor troll, trying to be img1.fark.net

*clicks profile*

OK, newbie, welcome to Fark. Please lurk a while and read some of the classic threads to get a feel for the place before posting again, and we'll let you off with a warning.
 
2012-06-05 10:05:47 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.



I have a brain tumor. I've had it for the last 8 years...come next February 2013, it will benign.
 
2012-06-05 10:06:20 PM
Don't get it. Has anyone ever seriously confused these two? Crow is a country musician. They aren't even the same genre, and look and sound nothing alike. The only thing they have in common is that they are both women.
 
2012-06-05 10:08:18 PM

cman: OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.

Its benign

/Holy shiat, never clicked on your profile before. You've been here for a long ass time, too


And so it benigns.
 
2012-06-05 10:10:09 PM
I like tumor humor.
 
2012-06-05 10:12:00 PM

OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


This is mylast time posting on this website. My unwavering religious faith and refusal to ever compromise my beliefs has always served me well in life, and you people have nothing better to do than mock what other people hold most dear.

Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:

Partially and almost completely nude pictures of women
Misogyny
Terrorism
Discussion of rape
Encouraging suicide
Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol

There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. I just want you to know that i have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich man, and I will be sure to get the best team of lawyers in the country to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
 
2012-06-05 10:12:43 PM

GungFu: OregonVet: I am ashamed that people can go so low as to make fun of someone suffering a brain tumor.


I have a brain tumor. I've had it for the last 8 years...come next February 2013, it will benign.


I love you, you sick fark.
 
Displayed 50 of 130 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report