Mugato: Wait, this is a Lifetime TV movie? From how the media was going on about this I thought it was a feature. So I guess Kelly McGillis was attached to another project and wasn't available?

Seriously. And where's the love for Judith Light?

Back in her day, Taylor was a stone cold fox.

In Lohan's day, she was jailbait.

I was upset that she was playing Elizabeth Taylor, but then it's a Lifetime movie, so who cares? It's more of a sign that her career is in the toilet than it is about a bad casting choice.

Apos: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ed Finnerty: Mugato: Wait, this is a Lifetime TV movie? From how the media was going on about this I thought it was a feature. So I guess Kelly McGillis was attached to another project and wasn't available?

Seriously. And where's the love for Judith Light?

Or Meridith Baxter Berney?

Or Linda Purl?

Or Markie Post?

Hey, Dad, I can't see real good...is that Snooki over there?

NOW THAT'S A TITTY!

/fully man!

I'd fark her, if you know what I mean.

majestic: I'd fark her, if you know what I mean.

You'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again?

Ewww, he is touching her with his bare hand!

FirstNationalBastard: Are they still real? If so, I will indeed give her credit for having nice funbags.

They're real. They're also a lot smaller than Liz's, which were also real.

/According to Richard Burton's diary, Liz's tits used to pop out all the time, so that's actually keeping with the historical record.

stickindamud: Hey, Dad, I can't see real good...is that Snooki over there?
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That's a horrible thing to do to my last remaining wank memories of that woman. But thanks anyway, they needed to go eventually.

Flappyhead: stickindamud: Hey, Dad, I can't see real good...is that Snooki over there?
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That's a horrible thing to do to my last remaining wank memories of that woman. But thanks anyway, they needed to go eventually.

You'll always have The Parent Trap.

Is that a syringe she's waving around?

wow, this looks like a god awful movie.

MisterLoki: Flappyhead: stickindamud: Hey, Dad, I can't see real good...is that Snooki over there?
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That's a horrible thing to do to my last remaining wank memories of that woman. But thanks anyway, they needed to go eventually.

You'll always have The Parent Trap.

Ah good times, good times.

DeaH: Apos: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ed Finnerty: Mugato: Wait, this is a Lifetime TV movie? From how the media was going on about this I thought it was a feature. So I guess Kelly McGillis was attached to another project and wasn't available?

Seriously. And where's the love for Judith Light?

Or Meridith Baxter Berney?

Or Linda Purl?

Or Markie Post?

Or:

I can't believe this chick is only 25.

Like, not the way she looks though. I'd still suck dem titties.

Just seems like she's been around FOREVAR.

Dwight_Yeast: They're real. They're also a lot smaller than Liz's

??

Cyno01: FirstNationalBastard: dahmers love zombie: Hey, Lohan may be a rapidly-aging, drugged-out, booze-addled methskank, but I think we shouldn't stray from the important point for this particular article, which is that for all of her faults, she's got one GodDAMN nice set of Winnebagos.

Are they still real? If so, I will indeed give her credit for having nice funbags.

Yeah, in spite of her weight fluctuations due to drug use... she still has a very nice pair somehow. Look up her playboy photos and some other topless shoot she did.

Helps that in the photos it looks like she is back to a somewhat healthy weight.

She looks good. I'm rooting for her. Sucks that the jackals in popullar culture like to use people up and throw them away like they were trash. She's 25. How many people didn't screw a few things up before they were 25?

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

jaytkay: Dwight_Yeast: They're real. They're also a lot smaller than Liz's

??

Go look at some pics and compare and contrast: they're really having to push Lindsay's goods up and out to give them the same impact as Liz's. Remember that Taylor was tiny, maybe 5' 3".

And again, I'm going to cite the expert: Burton goes on at length about her massive tits in his diary.

So who is playing the young Liz Taylor?

I love Lindsey Lohan.

My wife was shocked to hear she is in my top 5...she started making fun of me...then her expression changed when it dawned on her...with the right amount of blow...

...I could actually succeed.

She looks angry.

ZeroCorpse: tooeasy: She looks good. I'm rooting for her. Sucks that the jackals in popullar culture like to use people up and throw them away like they were trash. She's 25. How many people didn't screw a few things up before they were 25?

Well, there's "screw up" and there's "hit & run, cocaine possession, alcoholic, ignore court orders, get out of jail free because you're a celebrity" screw up.

She did the latter, and people don't have much sympathy for her.

It also doesn't help that she went from every mans fantasy red head to....generic meh chick.

Dougie AXP: She will never regain the mean girls era hotness, I mourn for previously hawt LL

Was she legal then? Are we allowed to talk about that era of hotness?
Reminds of a webcomic where they mentioned something about her being hotter before but i believe they mentioned herbie fully loaded era. If anyone finds it, plus 5 interwebz for you.

I would STILL wreck that chick, no matter how much of a crack whore she is.

FTFA: She was a classic beauty who oozed sophistication, elegance and grace and poise at all times. Si [sic] it's hard to imagine Elizabeth Taylor suffering a wardrobe malfunction that would have exposed her modesty - unlike Lindsay Lohan.

So the author basically knows nothing at all about Elizabeth Taylor's personal life.