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2012-06-05 03:26:58 PM
I think it's the "brandishing" that's the problem here.
 
2012-06-05 04:10:26 PM
trayvon thread? whoops...
 
2012-06-05 04:50:40 PM
The other guy must not have had his hands full with tea and skittles
 
2012-06-05 04:51:02 PM
It turns out an ITG isn't a RLTG.
 
2012-06-05 04:52:34 PM
He set the gun down??? He went all the way home to get it, and then he set it down?

Pfffttt.....they should still be kicking his ass.
 
2012-06-05 04:53:37 PM
An unloaded knife and a dull gun.
 
2012-06-05 04:53:37 PM
FTFA: "Finney put the gun down at one point to begin fighting, and the weapon was grabbed by a bystander, the News reported. A number of people then reportedly assailed Finney."

So he goes home to get a gun then puts it down to have a fist fight?
 
2012-06-05 04:54:47 PM
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men - but I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
 
2012-06-05 04:54:59 PM
First rule of Fight Club: You get your ass kicked in Fight Club
 
2012-06-05 04:58:04 PM
He's from Michigan, easy.

/No, the MI doesn't stand for Michigan
 
2012-06-05 04:58:50 PM
"Ten years ago, I was in this bar in Alabama when two dudes started hassling me. That was their first mistake. They pulled knives. That was their second mistake. They didn't know how to use them. That was the last mistake they ever made. I got two 99-year sentences, back to back."

-The other guy in ten years.
 
2012-06-05 05:01:13 PM
Poor hand/eye coordination?
 
2012-06-05 05:03:03 PM
somebody brought a bigger gun and a bigger knife?
 
2012-06-05 05:03:53 PM
Yeah putting it down, great idea, no one is going to take it or anything because if there's one thing everyone can agree on, a man who would bring a gun to settle a dispute in a bar has only the most honorable intentions.

He deserves that asswhupping and the sentence.
 
2012-06-05 05:04:30 PM
Carth 2012-06-05 04:53:37 PM

So he goes home to get a gun then puts it down to have a fist fight?

"This is my rifle, this is my gun ..."
 
2012-06-05 05:05:52 PM
Looks like somebody needs to learn how to fight better.
 
2012-06-05 05:10:59 PM

Carth


FTFA: "Finney put the gun down at one point to begin fighting, and the weapon was grabbed by a bystander, the News reported. A number of people then reportedly assailed Finney."

So he goes home to get a gun then puts it down to have a fist fight?


And one of the bystanders picks up the gun and says "YOINK! Tee hee hee hee!".


That's how I pictured it.
 
2012-06-05 05:11:09 PM
"How do you bring both a knife and a gun to a fistfight and still manage to end up with a mugshot like this?"

You're more shiatfaced than the guy with the baseball bat.
 
2012-06-05 05:12:07 PM
And the gene pool continues to thin..
 
2012-06-05 05:14:03 PM
www.baseball-bats.net

i23.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-05 05:17:30 PM
Maybe he looked like that before he started?

Maybe he was born looking that way?
 
2012-06-05 05:17:52 PM
Because thts what you look like after the cops disarm you and then proceed to beat the shiat out of you. Since its basically just part of being arrested these days.
 
2012-06-05 05:21:23 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: And one of the bystanders picks up the gun and says "YOINK! Tee hee hee hee!"

th09.deviantart.net
 
2012-06-05 05:21:30 PM
That's proper grammar right there, they dotted both of his eyes.
 
2012-06-05 05:21:40 PM
Finney put the gun down at one point to begin fighting, and the weapon was grabbed by a bystander, the News reported. A number of people then reportedly assailed Finney.

Not only did he fark up; and not only did he get the crap beat out of him by a crowd when he farked up; but he apparenlty is the only one going to jail.

That is some epic fark-up.

Clarification: I think the crowd was completely correct in pounding him. If asked, I would have said, 'Oh, he put down the pistol, then just tripped and fell down the stairs...15 or 20 times.'
 
2012-06-05 05:23:01 PM

tuffsnake: He kicked bit like a mule and he bit kicked like a crocodile


FTFY

Mind you, mule bites can be nasti.
 
2012-06-05 05:27:47 PM

wantingout: Because thts what you look like after the cops disarm you and then proceed to beat the shiat out of you. Since its basically just part of being arrested these days.


That's what I thought at first, then I read TFA.

The fight was over when sheriff's deputies arrived on scene, police said.
 
2012-06-05 05:29:46 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-05 05:34:11 PM

AbiNormal: That's proper grammar right there, they dotted both of his eyes.


That's funny shiat right there
 
2012-06-05 05:34:15 PM
michigan sucks. That's why he got his ass kicked.
 
2012-06-05 05:42:13 PM
Bringing a gun and a knife to a fistfight? What, did he think he was in Flordida?
 
2012-06-05 05:42:17 PM

ronaprhys: michigan sucks. That's why he got his ass kicked.


Michigan is AWESOME. That's why he got his ass kicked.
 
2012-06-05 05:43:58 PM
Went to see a couple of bands play a small show in Pewamo MI in the early 90's. A real drunk local starts threatening people in the crowd and gets kicked out. Shows back up about 20 minutes later waving a knife and gets disarmed and kicked out again. Another 20 minutes go by, and he's back in the middle of the crowd, but this time waving a pistol. Once again he is disarmed and shown the door. As we were leaving the bar (actually, come to think of it, it may have been the village office), the guy is on his back directly under the blinking red light at the 'four corners' getting his face pummeled by a guy straddling his chest.

/good times
 
2012-06-05 05:44:05 PM
From TFA:
"The Daily News reported Finney brandished a three-inch folding knife during the initial fray, and at one point left the tavern to retrieve a .40-caliber semiautomatic pistol from home."

I wonder if they got him on DUI also? I mean, did he walk home for it, or what?
 
2012-06-05 05:48:37 PM
How do you bring both a knife and a gun to a fistfight and still manage to end up with a mugshot like this?

The other guy brought friends?
 
2012-06-05 05:52:15 PM
He lacked conviction.

/good thing for him, he probably saved himself a life sentence
 
2012-06-05 05:53:26 PM

Honest Bender: How do you bring both a knife and a gun to a fistfight and still manage to end up with a mugshot like this?

The other guy brought friends?


If you pull a knife, it should be in one of those friends before anyone notices you've got one, then.

A man with a knife will lose to just about anyone with reach. It's not Excaliber. What you gotta do is keep it secret unless you need it. Then you get about one good slash in before shiat gets random.

If you just pull a Bowie, anyone with half a brain will go get a chair, a mop, or something else long and pokey and now you're farked.



Also, if you can't leave a fight, DON'T COME BACK! Especially with a gun that you then LAY DOWN. That's insane.


This guy did EVERYTHING wrong. I'm surprised he's still alive.
 
2012-06-05 06:11:26 PM
This guy belongs in jail.

Out in the real world, he could get hurt.
 
2012-06-05 06:14:38 PM
The Daily News reported Finney brandished a three-inch folding knife during the initial fray, and at one point left the tavern to retrieve a .40-caliber semiautomatic pistol from home.

Finney put the gun down at one point to begin fighting, and the weapon was grabbed by a bystander, the News reported. A number of people then reportedly assailed Finney.


You farking moran. You should have stayed home and avoided all the mess you created. Now you got your ass kicked AND multiple felonies.
 
2012-06-05 06:21:02 PM
He looks like he pissed off a herd of goats, or maybe llamas.
 
2012-06-05 06:26:55 PM
The satellite image is extremely useful, probably.
 
2012-06-05 06:36:10 PM
This sounds like every stupid fight I've seen in the movies where one guy has a gun, and another guy calls him out to put the gun down and fight like a man with his fist. And I always think "Who would be stupid enough to put the gun down?"
 
2012-06-05 06:43:54 PM
That man was on the receiving end of a good'ol country ass whoop'n.
 
2012-06-05 06:51:50 PM
Yay Michigan!
 
2012-06-05 07:04:36 PM

skinink: This sounds like every stupid fight I've seen in the movies where one guy has a gun, and another guy calls him out to put the gun down and fight like a man with his fist. And I always think "Who would be stupid enough to put the gun down?"


Guess he's been watching the same movies.
 
2012-06-05 07:49:18 PM
Textbook photo of the derpetic benefits of resisting arrest.
 
2012-06-05 08:16:29 PM
How? I'm suspecting that alchol was involved. Lots of alcohol.
 
2012-06-05 08:32:48 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Carth

FTFA: "Finney put the gun down at one point to begin fighting, and the weapon was grabbed by a bystander, the News reported. A number of people then reportedly assailed Finney."

So he goes home to get a gun then puts it down to have a fist fight?


And one of the bystanders picks up the gun and says "YOINK! Tee hee hee hee!".


That's how I pictured it.


Yeah had it been me there would be a theft reported as well. Doubt many people are gonna chase a gun thief.
 
2012-06-05 09:18:37 PM
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2012-06-06 04:13:56 AM
"The Daily News reported Finney brandished a three-inch folding knife during the initial fray..."

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