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2003-11-09 12:30:26 AM
used to be illegal in virginia but i think the homsexuality ruling awhile back made it null and void.
 
2003-11-09 12:32:20 AM
Hope that was one good hummer buddy.
 
2003-11-09 12:32:24 AM
Damn, that sucks...

(cancels flight to Singapore...)
 
2003-11-09 12:34:01 AM
That's odd, they are into public spanking...
 
2003-11-09 12:35:07 AM
Singapore sounds like the kind of place Trevor Goodchild would run.
 
2003-11-09 12:37:16 AM
Damn, that blows... I'll have to go to Bangcock instead to get my teajob.
 
2003-11-09 12:37:17 AM
Singapore: home of the totalitarian democracy.

Pity. I've heard the food is exceptional, at least if no one splits open a durian nearby...
 
2003-11-09 12:37:53 AM
Some brave Singaporean should plant a tiny webcam in the President/Prime Minister/leader/whatever of Singapore's home.
I'm sure they'd catch the hypocrite receiving, and maybe even performing, this dirty dirty act :)
Maybe then they'd abolish the absolutely retarded law.
 
2003-11-09 12:38:03 AM
That's what happens when you let religious zealots have powerful positions in a country. Good thing that doesn't happen in the states (snicker). Glad I live in Canada. *duck*
 
2003-11-09 12:40:02 AM
Blowjobs are the foundation of free democracy. You can bet nobody's going down on the Kim Jung-Il guy in North Korea, and look what's happened there.
 
2003-11-09 12:41:11 AM
Why is this "stupid"? They have their rules and they stick with them. If people don't like it, they can move elsewhere.
 
2003-11-09 12:43:26 AM
Damn good thing the police weren't watching when me and my girlfriend visited there.
 
2003-11-09 12:46:00 AM
The hypocrisy of it all.
 
2003-11-09 12:47:18 AM
HornyDingo

Why is this stupid? Why is it stupid to make something illegal that EVERYBODY DOES and that harms no-one?
Do you need some visual aids or something?
 
2003-11-09 12:50:53 AM
Come To Singapore! Where Christian Fundamentalists and Muslim Fundamentalists Write Laws Together To Screw YOU Out Of Freedom and Happiness!
 
2003-11-09 12:51:05 AM
Its stupid because you can pay for sex from a 12yr old and people will turn their heads, but oh, get a blow job...
 
2003-11-09 12:51:09 AM
"They just voted divorce in...blowjobs are a LOOONNG WAY off, folks!"
-Denis Leary
 
2003-11-09 12:52:40 AM
haikupoet:
Singapore: home of the totalitarian democracy.

I like to think of it as a friendly and democratic dictatorship. And I should know. I lived there for two years.
 
2003-11-09 12:57:22 AM
Georgia just made sodomy legal within the last four years. Friggin' backward southern baptist convention.
 
2003-11-09 12:58:11 AM
Life imprisonment for a blowjob? What do you get for murder?

And haikupoet the food is good. Take your pick from Chinese, S.E. Asian, Western, heck just about anything really. I had an amazing fish curry there once, which is why I keep going back.
 
2003-11-09 01:07:42 AM
Damn, I read that as "Oral sex in Singapore, no matter what."
 
2003-11-09 01:10:22 AM
The Singaporean government can suck my... erm, I guess not.

Never mind, then.
 
2003-11-09 01:10:35 AM
I'm never going to Singapore, no matter what.
 
2003-11-09 01:11:22 AM
that must have been a good hummer cause hes going to be giving them for a long time.
 
2003-11-09 01:13:36 AM
Unperson - Friendly until they see you chewing gum that is...
 
2003-11-09 01:14:26 AM
No Catchy Nickname

Obviously not for the blow jobs.
 
G2V
2003-11-09 01:15:05 AM
The maximum punishment for the offence is life imprisonment.

Holy shiat. Their death row is probably full of high school kids.
 
2003-11-09 01:15:30 AM
American Freedom: Cherish It, Protect It, Defend It
 
2003-11-09 01:39:53 AM
Oral sex illegal in Singapore, no matter what

OMFG!!!!!

Even in a situation of LIFE OR DEATH?!?!?!?!

THAT'S INHUMAN!!!!!!
 
2003-11-09 01:40:33 AM
A tragedy, considering the hotness of Singapore females...
 
2003-11-09 01:49:00 AM
Tarkus Well it explains why I didn't manage to get one while I was there. Least, that can be my excuse. I was propositioned a number of times by prostitutes and pimps, but they weren't offering blowjobs so that's fine.
 
2003-11-09 01:50:02 AM
American freedom: Cherish it, Protect it, Defend it, Import it on unwilling and ungrateful foriegn nations as we see fit, use it to rename any product with the name of a country who has a different opinion than ours, uhm... yeah just join/support the military, pay your taxes and let the government decide the best way to handle freedom.

After all we do get the opportunity to vote, no matter how they count them and that all that matters!

So that was over the top, it was fun if even half-hearted & sarcastic. Besides, no matter who I vote for I really am free because there's this amendment that lets me say these things... and get blow jobs!
 
2003-11-09 01:51:05 AM
As a fan of the oral arts, I will never ever go to Singapore.
 
2003-11-09 02:02:10 AM
mostly_harmless

nice Flux refrence
 
2003-11-09 02:02:46 AM
Geez, I'd LOVE to hear the legal/ethical explanation for THAT little gem of legislation...

(anyone?)
 
2003-11-09 02:06:22 AM
Dorf11, you find Singapore women hot? You on drugs or something? Maaaan, half of them look alike. You can't even tell most of them apart.

And then there's the fact that most of them are not very, ahem, endowed.
 
2003-11-09 02:22:46 AM
WTF!!........Oh yeah-my ex-wife is running that place now.....
 
2003-11-09 02:28:11 AM
I lived in Singapore for over year recently, and I loved it more than any place in the world. The women there make all of the women in the States look like dogs. Singaporean women are Chinese/Malay typically, extremely beautiful and very friendly. Once you spend a week there you will wonder how you ever could bear looking at the fat hoggs and slanky uncurvacious women that inhabit our country. There's not a day I don't miss it and wish I was still there.

Besides the women the country is safe, there is very little crime and people are just very friendly and respectful.
 
2003-11-09 03:00:48 AM
Amen to that, poprocksandsoda , I have to agree whole-heartedly. The women are lean and beautiful, even though they aren't totally filled out in the breast department. The food's great, the country's safe, and there are a lot of places nearby to explore.
 
2003-11-09 03:11:45 AM
But that being said, banning oral sex really blows. Or maybe it doesn't.
 
2003-11-09 03:14:20 AM
hmm.. i live in singapore.. i should be arrested then...

muahahahahaha...

uhh.. i hope none of the cops read this :P
 
2003-11-09 03:36:52 AM
Freedom is not unique to America (contrary to what GW has you believe. Western freedom rules. Go Belgium!
**** American Freedom: Cherish It, Protect It, Defend It
 
2003-11-09 03:44:07 AM
Holy crap! I guess that puts me on par with Charles Manson then, huh? Hehe... :P
 
2003-11-09 03:49:30 AM
Hornydingo,

Get a clue.
 
2003-11-09 04:00:21 AM
Hercules, perhaps you were looking at the women with large adam's apples? ;)

Always a case of where you are, who you know, etc. I'm more partial to Thai women, and I'm pretty sure there's no blowjob law here. The adam's apples are a little harder to pick out, though.

(shiver)
 
2003-11-09 04:13:36 AM
so he goes to jail and she doesn't?

article wasn't quite clear on why it's illegal to RECEIVE oral sex but performing it isn't
 
2003-11-09 04:30:52 AM
I think oral is still a misdemeanor and anal sex is a felony in VA, since it's considered a "Crime against nature".
Or at least I thought it was.
Someone please check for me so that I can finally get a blow job.
 
2003-11-09 05:13:50 AM
so why is the giver going unpunished whilst the reciever is spending 2 years in jail?!?!? Crikey, she performed the actual "act."
 
J
2003-11-09 05:51:40 AM
What a strange, sad little world this is.
 
BBG
2003-11-09 07:55:08 AM
Well, that's stupid.
 
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