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(Showbiz Spy)   Ashton Kutcher decides he hasn't hated you enough, wants to remake "Smokey and the Bandit"   (showbizspy.com) divider line 73
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2012-06-05 01:39:08 PM
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2012-06-05 02:08:04 PM
A remake of Smokey and the Bandit?

*rolls eyes* Fine, whatever...I really liked the original and Hollywood is out of ideas, so I get it.

Ashton Kutcher as the bandit? Awww hells no
 
2012-06-05 02:15:27 PM
Hmmm. Other than the glaring lack of a Southern pedigree, does trash talk over CB radio really work in the cell phone age?

/ you sumbiatch
// I'll have a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper in the meantime
 
2012-06-05 02:52:09 PM

MarshHawk: Hmmm. Other than the glaring lack of a Southern pedigree, does trash talk over CB radio really work in the cell phone age?

/ you sumbiatch
// I'll have a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper in the meantime


Bluetooth with a Siri phone.
 
2012-06-05 03:01:58 PM
I bet it's going to be just as good as that Dukes of Hazzard movie!!!!
 
2012-06-05 03:09:17 PM
That makes me want to choke *and* puke.
 
2012-06-05 03:20:14 PM
Hey, Ashton!


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2012-06-05 03:54:06 PM
You can think about it, but donnnnnnn't do it.
 
2012-06-05 03:56:09 PM
I used to hang out with this chick with feathered hair that had a replica of the Smokey and the Bandit car in blue with this huge firebird sticker on the front. She wore feathered roachclips in her hair and said she liked hanging out with highschool boys because they were always "down to f*ck*. Jesus, I knew her as Jane back then but in retrospect I wonder if she changed her name to Demi Moore?
 
2012-06-05 04:05:23 PM
so the whole trucker hat thing was just ashton doing research?
 
2012-06-05 04:06:59 PM

brap: I used to hang out with this chick with feathered hair that had a replica of the Smokey and the Bandit car in blue with this huge firebird sticker on the front. She wore feathered roachclips in her hair and said she liked hanging out with highschool boys because they were always "down to f*ck*. Jesus, I knew her as Jane back then but in retrospect I wonder if she changed her name to Demi Moore?


you used to hang out on the set of the all-girl remake of dazed and confused?
 
2012-06-05 04:07:56 PM
The addition of Twitter should bring a lot more depth to the film.
 
2012-06-05 04:09:36 PM
To be renamed "Smokey gets Punk'd"

or

"Smokey and the Douchebag". Take your pick.
 
2012-06-05 05:04:53 PM
Is he going to don a fat suit and play the Dom Deluise role?
 
2012-06-05 05:09:57 PM
It will be just like the original in every way except that there will be a scene where they say "What's mine say?" "Dude. What's mine say?" "Sweet! What's mine say?" ad nauseum.
 
2012-06-05 05:12:36 PM
Gonna be a lot harder to romanticize long-haul tractor-trailer drivers now that we know about "Trucker Bombs"
 
2012-06-05 05:14:54 PM

DeaH: Is he going to don a fat suit and play the Dom Deluise role?


You're thinking of Cannonball Run.
 
2012-06-05 05:14:57 PM
Only if he plays Frog.

He's pretty.
 
2012-06-05 05:16:47 PM
Smokey and the Bandit is a movie that stands on its own. It doesn't need to be re-made. It was a product of its time. Kutcher's an idiot.

BTW... Jackie Gleason played his role to the hilt in that movie. His performance makes that movie worth watching.

/saw it when it was in first run
//that TransAm is still a good-looking car
///The Flying Nun had a nice ass -- go figure!
 
2012-06-05 05:17:43 PM

Diogenes:
Bluetooth with a Siri phone.



Hey Siri, do the letters "F.O." mean anything to you?
 
2012-06-05 05:18:33 PM

Mark Ratner: Hey, Ashton!


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Now that was an attention getter!
 
2012-06-05 05:20:48 PM
Greenlight it, get Ashton on-set and, once the cameras roll and he asks where his Trans-Am is, suddenly reveal it's a remake of "Deliverance" and he's playing the Ned Beatty role.
 
2012-06-05 05:20:58 PM
Sounds like a good idea. Maybe they can also get Larry the Cable Guy to play the Jackie Gleeson role.
 
2012-06-05 05:29:25 PM
Someone should punch his momma in da mouth.
 
2012-06-05 05:36:01 PM

texdent: Someone should punch his momma in da mouth.


why punch Demi Moore in the mouth?
 
2012-06-05 05:36:02 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Greenlight it, get Ashton on-set and, once the cameras roll and he asks where his Trans-Am is, suddenly reveal it's a remake of "Deliverance" and he's playing the Ned Beatty role.


Can I be toothless hillbilly #2?

I'm not gay or nothing, but that boy is simply dreamy.
 
2012-06-05 05:37:05 PM
Sorry, but if Jerry Reed isn't The Snowman, it should never get off the ground. Don't even get me started on replacing Gleason. Or Paul Williams. Or Coors beer. Or taking your hat off for only one thing...wait, leave that in.

/Well that's very comfortin', but I'm in high speed pur-SUIT!
 
2012-06-05 05:40:22 PM
www.ridelust.com

That scum-bum.
 
2012-06-05 05:44:39 PM

brap: I used to hang out with this chick with feathered hair that had a replica of the Smokey and the Bandit car in blue with this huge firebird sticker on the front. She wore feathered roachclips in her hair and said she liked hanging out with highschool boys because they were always "down to f*ck*. Jesus, I knew her as Jane back then but in retrospect I wonder if she changed her name to Demi Moore?


Did she look like this? !NSFW!

Somehow stumbled onto Foobies the other day... just happened to spot this.

CSB- met Jerry Reed one time, bit of a tippler.
 
2012-06-05 05:58:34 PM

stoli n coke: Sounds like a good idea. Maybe they can also get Larry the Cable Guy to play the Jackie Gleeson role.


Quiet, you. They might get ideas...

/The more wheels it got, the better I like it.
//I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother...
 
2012-06-05 06:01:25 PM
I read the headline as...

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...and thought, 'Actually, that's not a bad match. Him and a monkey.'
 
2012-06-05 06:09:52 PM

thomps: brap: I used to hang out with this chick with feathered hair that had a replica of the Smokey and the Bandit car in blue with this huge firebird sticker on the front. She wore feathered roachclips in her hair and said she liked hanging out with highschool boys because they were always "down to f*ck*. Jesus, I knew her as Jane back then but in retrospect I wonder if she changed her name to Demi Moore?

you used to hang out on the set of the all-girl remake of dazed and confused?


Nobody said Wooderson didn't have a sister. Just that he doesn't like synthesizers
Link
 
2012-06-05 06:11:13 PM
No absolutely not. 1 and 2 are farkin' classics. Now number 3 he can have for all I care. Saw it once on TV so it was cut. Looked like it sucked.

/The lady, she a gonna have a baby and she can notta be moved for 24 hours!
 
2012-06-05 06:13:54 PM
i46.tinypic.com

'The got-damn German got nuthin' to do with it.'
 
2012-06-05 06:16:04 PM
"Dumb sumbiatch."
 
2012-06-05 06:16:28 PM
I can not think of the role that Ashton would play in any movie that would make me want to go see it.
 
2012-06-05 06:17:01 PM

stoli n coke: DeaH: Is he going to don a fat suit and play the Dom Deluise role?

You're thinking of Cannonball Run.


Actually, Smokey and the Bandit II. Still, my bad.
 
2012-06-05 06:19:37 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I can not think of the role that Ashton would play in any movie that would make me want to go see it.


Snuff film???
 
2012-06-05 06:28:19 PM
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2012-06-05 07:25:08 PM

Sybarite: That makes me want to choke *and* puke.


Chuke? I have a new word!
 
2012-06-05 07:31:03 PM

TsarTom: brap: I used to hang out with this chick with feathered hair that had a replica of the Smokey and the Bandit car in blue with this huge firebird sticker on the front. She wore feathered roachclips in her hair and said she liked hanging out with highschool boys because they were always "down to f*ck*. Jesus, I knew her as Jane back then but in retrospect I wonder if she changed her name to Demi Moore?

Did she look like this? !NSFW!

Somehow stumbled onto Foobies the other day... just happened to spot this.

CSB- met Jerry Reed one time, bit of a tippler.


Classic Penthouse always made beavers look like snatches, quality smut.
 
2012-06-05 07:47:48 PM
Honestly, I don't see how it could be remade. Jackie Gleeson's unashamedly un-PC dialogue made that movie.

/Having a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper tonight in his honor.
 
2012-06-05 07:50:38 PM
Remake "Smokey", Ashton. Go for broke. But fark with "Hooper" and I will choke you out.
 
2012-06-05 07:51:24 PM
There is no modern equivalent to Jackie Gleason. Leave it alone.
 
2012-06-05 08:00:10 PM
That's it.

I'm officially going to kill him.

Dear FBI: Just kidding.
 
2012-06-05 09:05:04 PM

MarshHawk: Hmmm. Other than the glaring lack of a Southern pedigree, does trash talk over CB radio really work in the cell phone age?

/ you sumbiatch scum bum
// I'll have a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper in the meantime


FTFNTV (Network TV)
 
2012-06-05 09:17:50 PM

jmr61: That's it.

I'm officially going to kill him.

Dear FBI: Just kidding.


you just want to kill him with laughter, yea that's it, that's the ticket
 
2012-06-05 09:18:24 PM
Considering that Two and a Half Men has sunk to record-low ratings and CBS has moved it to Thursdays at 8:30 on the fall schedule, it's pretty obvious that Kutcher's going to be out of work in the near future. So I see why he's thinking about new gigs.
 
2012-06-05 10:04:07 PM

farkityfarker: Considering that Two and a Half Men has sunk to record-low ratings and CBS has moved it to Thursdays at 8:30 on the fall schedule, it's pretty obvious that Kutcher's going to be out of work in the near future. So I see why he's thinking about new gigs.


I'm still wondering why he was suddenly considered a 'star' in the first place. Everything he's done has been mediocre at best, and downright awful at worst.
 
2012-06-05 10:06:36 PM
Ashton Kutcher is this generation's Paul Newman.

I don't think Smokey and the Bandit needs to be redone, but akplus is gold in everything he does, so it might be worth a watch.
 
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