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(Celebitchy)   Bruce Willis' daughter uses fake ID, takes it on the chin   (celebitchy.com) divider line 52
    More: Dumbass, Bruce Willis, California ID, Identity document forgery, New York City Criminal Court, Pacific Coast News, Union Square, Demi Moore  
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2012-06-05 01:44:20 PM
facial???
 
2012-06-05 01:45:53 PM
oh man...dible
 
2012-06-05 01:48:08 PM
From my understanding, producing fake identification is a terrorism-related felony now.
 
2012-06-05 01:50:19 PM
Oh, and FTA: "I've been holding up Scout Willis as an example of a celebrity-kid making her own way in the world. Instead of mindlessly doing the party circuit in LA and trying to make a "movie career" happen, Scout was actually pursuing a higher education."

From looking at the pictures, I'm not sure if it's by choice that she's not participating in the LA party scene...
 
2012-06-05 01:50:41 PM
Why the long face
img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-06-05 01:51:09 PM

Hyppy: From my understanding, producing fake identification is a terrorism-related felony now.


Not if you're famous.
 
2012-06-05 01:53:48 PM
Good lord, did someone step on her face?
 
2012-06-05 01:57:50 PM
Makes SJP look like a small pony, instead of an old mare...
 
2012-06-05 01:59:06 PM
Sweet merciless Allah, Bruce and Demi produced some horrible offspring.
 
2012-06-05 02:00:21 PM
Not particularly good looking, which is why it's a good thing they're getting a decent education. (Yeah, Brown's a party school, but it beats hell out of the local community college.)

As for fake ID, non-story. Move along. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-06-05 02:00:48 PM

mentallo69: Why the long face
[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


That's Rumer Willis. She's passable.

THIS is Scout:

www.eonline.com
 
2012-06-05 02:04:47 PM
Just an unfortunate mix of the available DNA.
 
2012-06-05 02:05:09 PM
Their kids are unfortunate looking = ugly. Why did they keep having moore?
 
2012-06-05 02:05:22 PM

PowerSlacker: Sweet merciless Allah, Bruce and Demi produced some horrible offspring.


Aint it a funny thing? Two beautiful people, and their kids get the worst of both of them. It's like a real life 'if they made it' segment.
 
2012-06-05 02:07:36 PM

unyon: PowerSlacker: Sweet merciless Allah, Bruce and Demi produced some horrible offspring.

Aint it a funny thing? Two beautiful people, and their kids get the worst of both of them. It's like a real life 'if they made it' segment.


The sad part is that they could have been really beautiful if they hadn't all received their dad's massive facial structures.

/hopes they don't go the plastic surgery route
 
2012-06-05 02:09:34 PM
How can that happen, considering both their parents are relatively attractive people?

Farking DNA, how does it work?
 
2012-06-05 02:13:05 PM
www.eonline.comblogs.palmbeachpost.com

Anybody else see a resemblance?

She has a more masculine chin, IMHO.
 
2012-06-05 02:15:16 PM
yecch
 
2012-06-05 02:28:55 PM
Bruce "The Chin" Campbell is disappoint.
 
2012-06-05 02:29:23 PM

AbbeySomeone: Their kids are unfortunate looking = ugly. Why did they keep having moore?




Wow! 'Unfortunated-looking' is an understatement.

metallion: Makes SJP look like a small pony, instead of an old mare...


Well-played! Lolz.
 
xcv
2012-06-05 02:34:02 PM
I'd like to hear what their reasoning is for not getting some pretty basic cosmetic surgery that would make such a significant difference in their appearance.

I imagine it has to do with being Hollywood royalty and walking around with massive trust funds.
 
2012-06-05 02:35:24 PM
Scout's panties
www.ferriersunlimited.net
 
2012-06-05 02:36:52 PM

unyon: PowerSlacker: Sweet merciless Allah, Bruce and Demi produced some horrible offspring.

Aint it a funny thing? Two beautiful people, and their kids get the worst of both of them. It's like a real life 'if they made it' segment.


I was going to say the same.
Still rather go through life rich and unattractive than poor and smoking hot.
 
2012-06-05 02:38:04 PM
It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.
 
2012-06-05 02:45:02 PM

ZMugg: [www.eonline.com image 300x300][blogs.palmbeachpost.com image 300x255]

Anybody else see a resemblance?

She has a more masculine chin, IMHO.


She looks like an eerie mix between Blossom and Alanis Morissette to me.
 
2012-06-05 02:46:29 PM

xcv: I'd like to hear what their reasoning is for not getting some pretty basic cosmetic surgery that would make such a significant difference in their appearance.

I imagine it has to do with being Hollywood royalty and walking around with massive trust funds.


Can you surgically correct facial structure? Not that I think they should, but is it even possible?
 
2012-06-05 02:48:47 PM
My goodness, they are not attractive.
 
2012-06-05 03:01:28 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: ZMugg: [www.eonline.com image 300x300][blogs.palmbeachpost.com image 300x255]

Anybody else see a resemblance?

She has a more masculine chin, IMHO.

She looks like an eerie mix between Blossom and Alanis Morissette to me.


It's in the eyes, bridge of the nose, and cheekbones that I see the resemblance.

However, you do have a point.
 
xcv
2012-06-05 03:11:52 PM

Need_MindBleach: xcv: I'd like to hear what their reasoning is for not getting some pretty basic cosmetic surgery that would make such a significant difference in their appearance.

I imagine it has to do with being Hollywood royalty and walking around with massive trust funds.

Can you surgically correct facial structure? Not that I think they should, but is it even possible?


Sure, I am not a healthcare professional but I am on track to undergo a (medically necessary) surgery by this time next year that as a bonus can only be an improvement for my ugly mug.

But these girls could probably benefit from the same chin tapering (genioplasty) procedure that is really common among women and males trying to look more feminine.

www.t-change.com
/hot
 
2012-06-05 03:12:38 PM

ZMugg: The My Little Pony Killer: ZMugg: [www.eonline.com image 300x300][blogs.palmbeachpost.com image 300x255]

Anybody else see a resemblance?

She has a more masculine chin, IMHO.

She looks like an eerie mix between Blossom and Alanis Morissette to me.

It's in the eyes, bridge of the nose, and cheekbones that I see the resemblance.

However, you do have a point.


Oh god, I see what you're talking about now. She could be a love child of all three.
 
2012-06-05 03:13:18 PM

Hyppy: mentallo69: Why the long face
[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

That's Rumer Willis. She's passable.

THIS is Scout:

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]


www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-06-05 03:22:27 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: ZMugg: The My Little Pony Killer: ZMugg: [www.eonline.com image 300x300][blogs.palmbeachpost.com image 300x255]

Anybody else see a resemblance?

She has a more masculine chin, IMHO.

She looks like an eerie mix between Blossom and Alanis Morissette to me.

It's in the eyes, bridge of the nose, and cheekbones that I see the resemblance.

However, you do have a point.

Oh god, I see what you're talking about now. She could be a love child of all three.


Very much this.
 
2012-06-05 03:23:20 PM

HopScotchNSoda: It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.


Lucy Devito is fricken adorable.

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2012-06-05 03:26:32 PM
The celebrity spawn was nabbed just before 7 p.m. Monday by a transit cop who spotted her with an 8-ounce Pakistani beer

Those new anti-terror drones are pretty impressive.
 
2012-06-05 03:39:04 PM

HopScotchNSoda: It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.


Billy Joel AND CHRISTIE BRINKLEY's daughter.

www.nypost.com

I'm not sure about her. I think some people would find her attractive. But it's too bad she didn't get more Christie and less Billy.
 
2012-06-05 03:39:12 PM

ChrisDe: How can that happen, considering both their parents are relatively attractive people?

Farking DNA, how does it work?


If we were in the year 6565, I think we could eliminate such unfortunate DNA consequences.
 
2012-06-05 03:46:16 PM
www.themockdock.comwww.themockdock.com
 
2012-06-05 03:49:16 PM

Archimedes' Principal: ChrisDe: How can that happen, considering both their parents are relatively attractive people?

Farking DNA, how does it work?

If we were in the year 6565, I think we could eliminate such unfortunate DNA consequences.


That would be cool - you could just pick your son (pick your daughter too) from the bottom of a long glass tube
 
2012-06-05 03:49:31 PM

cryinoutloud: HopScotchNSoda: It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.

Billy Joel AND CHRISTIE BRINKLEY's daughter.

[www.nypost.com image 300x450]

I'm not sure about her. I think some people would find her attractive. But it's too bad she didn't get more Christie and less Billy.




She's got those Madeline Allbright eyes...
 
2012-06-05 03:52:37 PM
jesus, they have some farked up looking girls
 
2012-06-05 03:53:38 PM

cryinoutloud: HopScotchNSoda: It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.

Billy Joel AND CHRISTIE BRINKLEY's daughter.

[www.nypost.com image 300x450]

I'm not sure about her. I think some people would find her attractive. But it's too bad she didn't get more Christie and less Billy.


Not attractive, but only because she so clearly got Billy's eyes. Every time I look at her I think "That's Billy Joel with tits." If I didn't know who Billy Joel was, I'd consider her above-average looking, for sure. She always looks happy in photographs.
 
2012-06-05 04:01:42 PM
She was good on workaholics.
 
2012-06-05 04:16:16 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: [www.themockdock.com image 181x260][www.themockdock.com image 192x257]


These things are a drag; No money in my pocket, holes in my shoes, seeing my dad's chin as I look in the mirror, and the sun beating down on my face.
 
2012-06-05 04:23:14 PM
She was busted long before the arrest.
 
2012-06-05 04:35:20 PM
If I looked like her I would start drinking at a young age too....wait I was overseas in the service so I did.
 
2012-06-05 04:36:38 PM
Scout? Rumer? Are these pet names? Perhaps model names of vehicles?

/yuuuuuuck
 
2012-06-05 08:17:45 PM

Hyppy: mentallo69: Why the long face
[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

That's Rumer Willis. She's passable.

THIS is Scout:

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]



How the fark could two people as good looking as Bruce Willis and Demi Moore produce that?

It might be a great mystery of our time.
 
2012-06-05 08:25:35 PM

Already Disturbed: She was busted long before the arrest.


Bwahahaha! Funniest thing I've read this year!
 
2012-06-06 12:13:05 AM

HopScotchNSoda: It's weird how the features on attractive parents can combine into horrible messes for their children, such as the unfortunate cases of the Willises. Conversely, Lucy DeVito demonstrates that the principle (fortunately for her) also works in the opposite way.


*mind blown*
 
2012-06-06 12:35:02 AM

Already Disturbed: She was busted long before the arrest.


Game over
/You owe me a new pair of drawers
 
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