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(ABC Local)   Black white man arrested for serial bank robberies while acting white. That's racis.....never mind   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 41
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2012-06-05 01:27:52 PM
An elderly white man? So it was an inane homage to Eddie Murphy?
 
2012-06-05 02:26:27 PM
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Picture of suspect?
 
2012-06-05 02:30:15 PM
Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.
 
2012-06-05 02:30:40 PM
"He beat Joe Louis' ass."
 
2012-06-05 02:30:53 PM

Apos: An elderly white man? So it was an inane homage to Eddie Murphy?


Pay it back whenever you want - or don't! We don't really care...
 
2012-06-05 02:31:50 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.


Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small
 
2012-06-05 02:32:23 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.


Why would the black community? If this act was racist, it was racist against white people. Surely no white people will biatch about reverse racism... oh wait, there you are.
 
2012-06-05 02:33:34 PM
Actually, this sounds like a pretty decent disguise if it is pulled off correctly. Can't really be sure from the article is this is about racism or not getting caught.
 
2012-06-05 02:33:57 PM
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2012-06-05 02:35:57 PM

FarknGroovn: Actually, this sounds like a pretty decent disguise if it is pulled off correctly. Can't really be sure from the article is this is about racism or not getting caught.


Looks like its about having the police look for a guy who does not look like you. You know, most robberies.
 
2012-06-05 02:36:17 PM
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2012-06-05 02:38:10 PM
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Bart: Stampeding cattle.
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Bart: Through the Vatican?
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[Bart reaches for the pen... revealing his black hands]
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[licks his fingers, then rubs Bart's hand]
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First thing I thought of...
 
2012-06-05 02:39:38 PM
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2012-06-05 02:40:14 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.


I pity the fool who seriously thinks about the world along such lines.
/somehow spindling Mr. T's catchphrase seemed appropriate here
//obsessive people should get new obsessions
 
2012-06-05 02:40:51 PM
Forest Whitaker has *REALLY* let himself go and seems to have fallen on hard times
 
2012-06-05 02:41:00 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: FarknGroovn: Actually, this sounds like a pretty decent disguise if it is pulled off correctly. Can't really be sure from the article is this is about racism or not getting caught.

Looks like its about having the police look for a guy who does not look like you. You know, most robberies.


Imagine that, this guy wanted to rob banks and get away with it. He got caught and nobody got hurt. 11 bank jobs seems like a pretty high number though, seems the disguise was pretty good.
 
2012-06-05 02:41:27 PM
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2012-06-05 02:43:53 PM

ChipNASA: [cdn.eurweb.com image 420x370]


Jesus, that scary close.
 
2012-06-05 02:46:05 PM
Is this connected to the robberies with a similar suspect in San Diego? Haven't seen anything from the southern end of the state about the possibilty.
 
2012-06-05 02:47:03 PM

I wonder if he was inspired the young Chinese guy who attempted to sneak into Canada disguised as an elderly white man, and if he used the same mask.

The British stand up comedian Lenny Henry (best known in North America as Chef) played a black man in Real Identity, who infiltrated the mafia disguised as a white man with the help of a friend who was a professional make-up artist and latex mask-maker. He did a really good job of playing an Italian "made" man. Wait. What? I just got the potential word play in that expression.

upload.wikimedia.org
See if you can guess which one is Lenny Henry
 
2012-06-05 02:50:18 PM

Sangi: [cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 350x244]

Picture of suspect?


Visited for Eddie. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-05 02:52:22 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

lulz
 
2012-06-05 02:52:29 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: ChipNASA: [cdn.eurweb.com image 420x370]

Jesus, that scary close.


I know....(for Farkers Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder)

cdn.abclocal.go.comphotos.exposay.com
 
2012-06-05 02:59:47 PM

ChipNASA: Lost_in_Oregon: ChipNASA: [cdn.eurweb.com image 420x370]

Jesus, that scary close.

I know....(for Farkers Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder)

[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252][photos.exposay.com image 200x325]


Wait, I retract my comment. Being a honky, I'm told I suffer from white guy cross-racial identification bias syndrome.
 
2012-06-05 03:03:01 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.


It's been done many times before. And I bet you are the type of person that always scream that black people play the race card, and here you are screaming that you would be the victim of racism if a white guy robbed a bank using a black person mask.
 
2012-06-05 03:03:37 PM
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2012-06-05 03:05:58 PM
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Jack Crabb: I know of a white man who is as brave as any Human Being. His name is General Custer.
Old Lodge Skins: I would like to meet this man and smoke with him. What does his name mean?
Jack Crabb: It means 'Long Hair'.
Old Lodge Skins: Good name. How did he win it?
Jack Crabb: He won it in the war of the whites to free the black men.
Old Lodge Skins: Yes, the "black" white man; I have heard of them. It is said that a "black" white man once became a Human Being. They are very strange creatures. Not as ugly as the white man true; but they are just as crazy!
 
2012-06-05 03:10:52 PM
White man robs six banks disguised as black man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD5TdzcsD8o
Four banks (same guy, earlier): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0tDfx1dr3M&feature=related

Where's the outcry?
 
2012-06-05 03:10:54 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small


//Thanks to you razor lips.
 
2012-06-05 03:22:12 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small

//Thanks to you razor lips.


A gay racist? You must be the life of the Klan rallies. And I'm sure they don't mind that you're down with the swirl.
 
2012-06-05 03:22:38 PM
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2012-06-05 03:23:29 PM
This thread is confusing me about who to be racist against.
 
2012-06-05 03:24:28 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.


White people don't have to dress up like black people to commit crimes. They just say a black person did it and everybody believes them.
 
2012-06-05 03:24:38 PM
So is he an African or and African't?
 
xcv
2012-06-05 03:28:15 PM
Too bad he just didn't wear the mask to a job interview.
 
2012-06-05 03:45:35 PM

xcv: Too bad he just didn't wear the mask to a job interview.


touche'
 
2012-06-05 04:18:30 PM
Why the dumbass tag? 11 banks is a pretty good run.
 
2012-06-05 04:28:03 PM
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2012-06-05 04:35:45 PM
Wanted for questioning:

www.umbc.edu
 
2012-06-05 04:36:49 PM
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2012-06-05 05:59:53 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small

//Thanks to you razor lips.

A gay racist? You must be the life of the Klan rallies. And I'm sure they don't mind that you're down with the swirl.


i949.photobucket.com

+1 for using 'the swirl'
 
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