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Woman's toothbrush retrieved before becoming Anal B, NATO camps Al-Qaeda's respawn point, and Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher Round 2: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/27 - 6/2 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-06-05 10:34:21 AM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new this week. Enjoy!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-05-27 to Sat 2012-06-02:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man disappears in Niagara Falls whirlpool; presumed to be spinning in his grave    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman swallows toothbrush while brushing her teeth. Surgeons remove it before Oral B becomes Anal B    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Afghanistan and Iraq vets deploy to help citizens of a violent region ruled by armed gangs and resisted by local religious elders fearful of losing power: Baltimore    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Al-Qaeda #2 killed again in Afghanistan. It's almost as if NATO is camping his respawn point    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Hand, foot and now a partial body in Montreal. Could this be the work of separatists?  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Search for missing Idaho pilot spreads across wide area, possibly like the pilot himself    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  All 28 living Victoria Cross and George Cross winners meet up for lunch, comparison of giant brass balls    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  French journalist claims FARC captors were respectful, obviously never had time to visit the politics tab    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Mick Jagger called on to mediate Peruvian mining dispute. In other news, Henry Kissinger will be touring with Keith Richards this summer    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  14-year-old Snigdha Nandipati wins Scripps National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling Snigdha Nandipati    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Bear eats corpse of convicted killer. I bet that was a *puts on sunglasses* Kodiak moment    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Barry Bonds wants a head role in the Giants' organization    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  College football players inch closer to getting paid $300 a month, while detractors stick to their argument that such unimaginable riches would ruin the sport    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Queen attends races. *STOMP, STOMP, CLAP*    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sleepy drivers found to be just as dangerous as drunk drivers. Cops immediately step up patrols outside all art house movie theaters    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New cannabis plant, without the high, developed for people who want to use medical marijuana and not get stoned. Next up: Viagra that makes you just want to be friends    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Non-sexual social contact can raise body temperature, according to research conducted at Comic-Con    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  History Channel's Hatfields & McCoys sets record for cable viewership. How can this be? It's just a show about a famous part of America's past... There are no truckers on ice or pawn shops or anything... it's just... history    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New Tom Cruise movie "One Shot" gets retitled to "Jack Reacher." Cruise said to be excited for the sequel, "Jack Reacher Round 2"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Teen Mom show will go out "with a bang" in its final season. Wait, isn't that how the show came about in the first place?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The Obama administration is working to arm Syrian opposition fighters. Mitt Romney disagrees with this approach and thinks we should arm Syrian opposition fighters    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Romneytron 2012 receives official candidate1144 upgrade to hardware. Begins downloading DERPware attack utilities    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Michigan Congressman Thaddeus McCotter to end write-in campaign for 6th term, return to Victorian novel from whence he came    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cracker Barrel taps two new directors, gets ready to pay out two more sexual harassment settlements    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New Jersey lawyers sue Tropicana, claiming the company uses too many chemicals and isn't as 'natural' as they advertise. Tropicana then counter-sues New Jersey for same claim    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The setup of the 17-country euro currency union is unsustainable, the head of the European Central Bank told EU leaders, after apparently waking up from a three-year nap    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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5 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-06-05 10:38:58 AM  
My personal favorite of the week:

Hand, foot and now a partial body in Montreal. Could this be the work of separatists?

Give yourself a hand, subby. Or two. Really, as many as you need.
 
2012-06-05 10:41:52 AM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com


/do they have AOL on the inner tubes now?
 
2012-06-05 10:51:37 AM  
Some really good ones here, although I still think Reacher Round 2 is a candidate for HOY.
 
2012-06-05 12:49:05 PM  

Unfreakable:

Give yourself a hand, subby. Or two. Really, as many as you need.


Thanks. If you liked that you may like this oldie of mine:

"Two dead at Arby's. Oven mitt sought for questioning"
 
2012-06-05 01:37:44 PM  
Another #2 bites the dust..
 
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