FARK.com: (7144995) Kristen Stewart calls Farkers and people with taste "'voracious, starving sh*t eaters" for criticizing what she calls acting. Not once did her expression change during her tirade

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		Kristen Stewart calls Farkers and people with taste "'voracious, starving sh*t eaters" for criticizing what she calls acting. Not once did her expression change during her tirade (huffingtonpost.com)		23
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Ctrl-Alt-Del		2012-06-05 03:32:10 PM

5 votes:

theflatline		2012-06-05 03:18:41 PM

4 votes:

She always looks like she has to take a dump but did a few lines first and forgot what she originally went to the bathroom for in the first place.

23FPB23		2012-06-05 04:08:52 PM

3 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del		2012-06-05 03:08:09 PM

3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-05 03:27:29 PM

2 votes:

She's one of those people that look like they smell bad.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-06-05 12:09:12 PM

2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's not wrong. People who spend their time on the Internet complaining about movies and celebrities they claim to hate but can't stop talking about are the lowest form of human life.

But at least you get to feel superior.

It ain't just a feeling, son.

Timmy the Tumor		2012-06-05 11:22:25 AM

2 votes:

Dear Kristin Stewart,

Enjoy the three minutes left on your fifteen minutes of fame.

Be grateful for the incredible LUCK you've had, you certainly haven't earned any of this through hard work or talent.

F*ck you,

America

Precision Boobery		2012-06-06 01:10:25 PM

1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile		2012-06-06 12:04:32 AM

1 votes:

PreMortem: Just saw Snow White yesterday. She sucked. Whoever thought she was "fairer" than Charlize Theron can EABOD.

You asked for it.
whatculture.com

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ecl		2012-06-05 05:16:31 PM

1 votes:

Kristen Stewart acting guide

*********************************************
-BITE LIP

THE END

browntimmy		2012-06-05 04:42:16 PM

1 votes:

MAYORBOB: On the one hand we have a bunch of arrogant, obnoxious, overly opinionated people who don't know what they're talking about. On the other hand we have critics.

I think you looked at the same hand twice.

MAYORBOB		2012-06-05 04:25:57 PM

1 votes:

She wasn't ragging on farkers. She was dumping on critics.

You see, we have two different groups of people here. On the one hand we have a bunch of arrogant, obnoxious, overly opinionated people who don't know what they're talking about. On the other hand we have critics.

Diogenes		2012-06-05 04:13:08 PM

1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Wait, how old is this biatch?

Based on the size of her front teeth, 22.

verbaltoxin		2012-06-05 03:59:41 PM

1 votes:

If you threw a wig and a dress on Keanu Reeves and told me he was Kristen Stewart, I'd believe you.

NutznGum		2012-06-05 03:43:48 PM

1 votes:

Odd Bird		2012-06-05 03:29:03 PM

1 votes:

IMHO she (Kristen) did well until the rally-the-troops moment, that was a stretch.

Charlize, call me. If you lost my number, I'll send it again.

/eip
//also on FB and LinkedIn
///or lean outside and wave, I think these are azaleas I'm crouching in...

CPennypacker		2012-06-05 02:56:14 PM

1 votes:

Kristen Stewart couldn't act her way out of a nut sack

rynthetyn		2012-06-05 01:26:18 PM

1 votes:

She looks perpetually uncomfortable in almost every photograph she takes, and it makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at her. Not to mention that the only person I've ever seen look more uncomfortable in a fancy dress and makeup was my brother's prom date, and she's now identifying as a guy.

sigdiamond2000		2012-06-05 01:02:11 PM

1 votes:

When did referring to someone as "Sparky" on the internet come to be considered by some people a game-ending, ultimate put down from which your opponent can never recover?

I don't get it.

Doctor Funkenstein		2012-06-05 12:57:13 PM

1 votes:

It's not our fault she decided to be in a bunch of flicks about gay vampires anf furries.

susansto-helit		2012-06-05 12:14:42 PM

1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's not wrong. People who spend their time on the Internet complaining about movies and celebrities they claim to hate but can't stop talking about are the lowest form of human life.

What's sadder? People who spend time on the internet complaining about celebrities they don't like, or the people who complain about the people on the internet complaining about celebrities they don't like?

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-06-05 11:58:42 AM

1 votes:

She's not wrong. People who spend their time on the Internet complaining about movies and celebrities they claim to hate but can't stop talking about are the lowest form of human life.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-06-05 11:54:01 AM

1 votes:

She's sure taking this personally for someone who didn't even like the movie series she's going to be the most famous for.

Then again, she might pick up better roles if she knew how to look like she isn't constantly sniffing her own farts.

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